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International Talk Like A Pirate Day



Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show is "dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded
 

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i know i am a day late but i had to bring it up, a buddy of mine and i were looking through this other kids video collection and found this movie called Swashbucklers, and were thinkin "ok, wtf is this?" turns out it is a Ron Jeremy porno movie and it is all acted out like pirates, right before good ol' Ron would bust he would be like "ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH" it was the funniest porno ever
 

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sweet, I wore my "kiss me, I'm a pirate shirt" yesterday, and didn't even know the day had anything to do with pirates!
 

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00xtremeninja said:
i know i am a day late but i had to bring it up, a buddy of mine and i were looking through this other kids video collection and found this movie called Swashbucklers, and were thinkin "ok, wtf is this?" turns out it is a Ron Jeremy porno movie and it is all acted out like pirates, right before good ol' Ron would bust he would be like "ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH" it was the funniest porno ever
shoulda said "arrrrghh there she blows!"
 

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Strange said:
how come the children werent allowed into the movie theater?.... because the movie was rated... ARRGHHHH..... sorry i had too...
Joke----

"Have you heard about that new pirate movie coming out?"

"It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRR!"

lol, kinda the same as above, but goes with the pirate theme
 
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