Well, you haven't lowered patty, you aren't driving ******, you haven't moved out of your parents, you haven't realized being a douchbag is a bad thing, you haven't come out of the closet....should i keep going?
Shared a bathroom and had a "sword fight" with derek, flushed his boxers down the toilet, ran across a yard naked in the snow and slipped and fell, leg humped me how many times? pinned me against a light pole and licked the whole side of my face...