11-03-2005, 04:52 PM
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You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
Ok, this is ludacris.....
I'm at work right, I gotta piss so I go into the John to do the dirty deed. Well I get in there, and some schmuck has already pissed in there and hasn't flushed.  No big deal, I'll kick flush it when I'm done. (We've all done it) So, pull the ol' wang out and start going. The toilet water is now a beautiful shade of tangerine and sunset pearl.  Now before I go any further, I carry the Nextel i830 with the belt clip attached to me, on the side. And, as some may know, it's not the smallest phone, and can get in the way. *Note the bottom part of the clip has a peice missing, so it's extra sensitive to like....walking fast or something. I also have a designed cover or whatever they're called and everybody knows its mine. (sigh) I'm fastening my belt and my elbow bumps my friggin phone, and *SPLOOSH* you guessed it  I don't wanna reach in there, but like I said everybody knows it's mine, and if I say f*ck it, and flush it'll clog up and then when the plumber comes  . What the hell do I do? Somebody's bound to use that bathroom and see my shit.... |
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11-03-2005, 04:54 PM
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I'm on a boat
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
get a trash bag and a snorkel, and go diving for it, when u get it, since it is already wet, just rinse it out really good, then take it apart and let it dry in the sun for a few days, if that doesnt work, well sell it on ebay
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11-03-2005, 05:01 PM
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WARNING: Bad Habits
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
Hahahahahaha... I did the same thing with my mini disc player in school after i pissed. except it was a urinal. I very carefully grabbed a dry part then washed it under the sink and went back to my class and sprayed it 3 times with disenfectant. then I dried it out using the air hose in the back of my tech class.
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11-03-2005, 05:03 PM
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she takes it on the face
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
i don't know what i would do but that's funny as hell... but that sucks though dude sorry to hear that.
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11-03-2005, 05:04 PM
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Lightning Drivin Ninja
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
Man up. You can wash that shit off ya know. I piss on my leg at least once a day. No biggie. Or are you a germaphob(sp?)?
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11-03-2005, 05:09 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
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11-03-2005, 05:10 PM
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Resident Wetback
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
JJ if i were you i'd just say fuck it man. Leave the phone there.....and don't flush it....let the plumber take care of it. LMAO
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11-03-2005, 05:15 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
Hell... I used to work at homeless depot and this lady came in one day and needed an entire set of keys made... She said she was using the toilet at one of the new movie theaters around here, droped her keys in the toilet... well she jumped up real quick to grab them and whooosh..... automatic flush took care of those keys in a sec... lmao
I'd dry it out for a couple days... get that battery out asap. I droped mine in the lake once... took it apart and droped the battery back in the lake... The battery spent the night in there... found it the next day and dried it all out for a couple days... worked fine other than the battery started to corode a little after about a year or so. |
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11-03-2005, 05:15 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
its a nextel phone its ok, let it swim
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11-03-2005, 05:17 PM
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Gots me a 4x4 too!
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
Is it still in there right now?
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11-03-2005, 05:18 PM
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Resident Wetback
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
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11-03-2005, 05:18 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
do what tucker max did when he dropped his keys in the toilet
go find a bum and pay him a dollar to get it out for you |
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11-03-2005, 05:19 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
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11-03-2005, 05:20 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
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11-03-2005, 05:24 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
yeah it's still there....
and yeah I could just be like, "oh that's where it weant" (yeah right)  |
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11-03-2005, 05:26 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
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11-03-2005, 05:34 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
true....
well somebody did go in there, a driver I think, and didn't say anything...I somehow doubt he flushed. This has bad news written all over it |
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11-03-2005, 05:35 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
    Dont let it get ya,I to have had to throw on the scubba gear and face the almighty dive! Last edited by Sneeky Pete : 11-03-2005 at 05:38 PM. |
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11-03-2005, 05:49 PM
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Lightning Drivin Ninja
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
" Sweetie, I'd love to talk longer, but my phone smells like shit, so I'll let you go now." LMAO. |
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11-03-2005, 05:52 PM
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slowly, but surely.
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
 i just called and left you a voicemail JJ, i wonder if it rang..haha |
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11-03-2005, 05:53 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
yeah, the longer u wait, the more ppl are gonna shit on ur phone, or maybe one of the nasties will steal it lol
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11-03-2005, 05:53 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
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11-03-2005, 05:54 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
I don't know man....they'res a good possibility that there is over 3 peoples piss in there.
maybe I can get a trash bag..... |
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11-03-2005, 05:55 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
heh, I just went in there again, and it's vibrating from the vmail...they're ripples!!!
I'm getting that outta there, screw it |
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11-03-2005, 05:56 PM
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Resident Wetback
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
hahahahahahaha....JJ, please don't drown. LMAO |
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11-03-2005, 05:57 PM
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Lightning Drivin Ninja
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
Grab that shit with your teeth, bro.
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11-03-2005, 06:06 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
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11-03-2005, 06:08 PM
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LT. Morgan
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
haha...I'm calling your phone, maybe some dude will be sittin ont he toilet when its vibrating
WTF IS THAT!?! |
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11-03-2005, 06:09 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
ok dammit, it's locked!!! some tard is in there shittin on my phone!!! |
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11-03-2005, 06:09 PM
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LT. Morgan
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
haha
I jsut rang it too...haa I should do it again |
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11-03-2005, 06:10 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
I swear to god Mike....
this is bullshit, hahaha they're really is somebody in there.... |
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11-03-2005, 06:12 PM
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Resident Wetback
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
i'm calling it too damn it......and gonna dc see what happens.....
LMAO |
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11-03-2005, 06:13 PM
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LT. Morgan
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
I'd laugh my ass off if someone answered
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11-03-2005, 06:14 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
hahahahaha.....i tried to send an alert, but it wouldn't lett me.....
jj....someone is using the phone.....i'm having a convo now.....LMAO Last edited by suicidal : 11-03-2005 at 06:16 PM. |
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11-03-2005, 06:18 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
This thread has classic written all over it. |
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11-03-2005, 06:18 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
alright god dammit, cecil the janitor just brought it to me wrapped in paper towels
I ain't checkin them messages.. it's on though but I ain't touchin it |
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11-03-2005, 06:18 PM
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LT. Morgan
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
someone did for luis!!
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11-03-2005, 06:19 PM
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LT. Morgan
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11-03-2005, 06:19 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
ugh...it smells like ass
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11-03-2005, 06:19 PM
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Resident Wetback
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
OK, i just had a conversation with whoever fished the phone out of the toilet.........he was like who is this, so i'm like......its luis. so he asks, do you know who's phone this is? i just found it in the toilet. so i say, yea it belongs to JJ, he says, who is JJ, so i had to describe JJ.......A short skinny white dude......as soon as i said that, he says.....O yeah, i know who your talking about.....
LMAO BTW.....sounds like dude could barely speak english...... Last edited by suicidal : 11-03-2005 at 06:21 PM. |
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11-03-2005, 06:20 PM
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LT. Morgan
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
should play it off like ou lost it, say you were having people call it to help you find it
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11-03-2005, 06:21 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
yeah I really didn't know what to tell him.....I just was like thanks.
and hung my head in shame. |
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11-03-2005, 06:21 PM
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LT. Morgan
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
you can thank me, b/c i was the one that was makin it vibrate when he was shittin
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11-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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Resident Wetback
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
he should thank me......i'm the one that gave the guy JJ's description.....that way JJ wouldn't be without a phone......LMAO |
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11-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
oh yeah he's jamaican |
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11-03-2005, 06:24 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
man.....I think I'm gonna leave it here or something I don't want my piss phone stickin up the cab
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11-03-2005, 06:24 PM
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Resident Wetback
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
good thing i didn't bust out with the spanish......then he would have looked for the nearest mexican assuming it was their phone. LMAO |
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11-03-2005, 06:25 PM
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11-03-2005, 06:26 PM
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
oh yeah.....
 where would I be without the s10forum.... |
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11-03-2005, 06:27 PM
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LT. Morgan
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Re: You gotta be sh*ttin me...wtf do I do?
cliffs notes....JJ drps phone in toilet, decides to ask forum for help, several memebers call phone, JJ sees phone vibrating amking waves in toilet, jamacian janitor cecil feels vibrations (Hey mon what the hell is up wit dis toilet) stands up, sees phone it goes off again, cecil fishes phone outs and hits luis back up on the nextel...gets description of short white dude named JJ....JJ gets his phone back wrapped in TP and smelling like ass......
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