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Old 02-08-2008, 06:11 PM   #1
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wtf donating sperm?

Ok someone told me the other day you can get paid to whack off in a cup. I figured it was just a donation thing... do you really get paid?
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uhm yea.
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yeap. like 50 dollars a time. women get like 500 dollars to donate an egg
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Quote: Originally Posted by KENNYMO
yeap. like 50 dollars a time. women get like 500 dollars to donate an egg
shit, they can have em all...that's some serious cash
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damn i could be making some cash with that..
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wow... me and my girl should go spend the day there.. haha. bring in milk jug, i got time.


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Quote: Originally Posted by Xtremegurl
shit, they can have em all...that's some serious cash
haha. yea its insane. shit i want 500 to play with myself.

but guys...you have to sign a contract. which basically says that you will not jack off or have sex for a 2 month time period other than when at the place that you are doing the donating deed.

i think they have you do it every week for 2 months.

also not every guy that can play with himself is qualified. your sperm count has to be a certain amount and so does the healthy sperm count. they dont want a bunch of duds.
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Quote: Originally Posted by greencactus3
damn i could be making some cash with that..

What donating an eggs.
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Ya there are health and weight requirements and also, you have to have attended college. Thats according to "Manswers".
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Quote: Originally Posted by twotoneds10
Ya there are health and weight requirements and also, you have to have attended college. Thats according to "Manswers".
hahahahahah. no you dont.
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Women actually get paid anywhere from 3500-5000 dollars for donations. They also have to take fertility drugs and the extraction process is supposed to be painful. From what i understand, they're allowed to update like up to 10 times, but each time they do it, it drives them into menopause much earlier then if they hadnt.

Men can produce sperm until they're 100 so long as they are healthy. Women have a limited number of eggs.
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Quote: Originally Posted by KENNYMO
hahahahahah. no you dont.
True, but they do require that you be a non smoker and have some documentation for your SAT or ACT scores.
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Quote: Originally Posted by KENNYMO
hahahahahah. no you dont.

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/...spermfull.html

"You must have a high school degree, almost always a college degree"

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Quote: Originally Posted by Heathd
True, but they do require that you be a non smoker and have some documentation for your SAT or ACT scores.
yea cant be a smoker.

its a lot harder to qualify than most people think it is.
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Quote: Originally Posted by Heathd
Women actually get paid anywhere from 3500-5000 dollars for donations. They also have to take fertility drugs and the extraction process is supposed to be painful. From what i understand, they're allowed to update like up to 10 times, but each time they do it, it drives them into menopause much earlier then if they hadnt.

Men can produce sperm until they're 100 so long as they are healthy. Women have a limited number of eggs.

oooo f that s
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Meno pause I hear is a BITCH.
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Meno pause I hear is a BITCH.
You would be able to speak from experience. You have bought the womans menopause suv(if you can even call it that)!!
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Quote: Originally Posted by Lunatic
You would be able to speak from experience. You have bought the womans menopause suv(if you can even call it that)!!
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just donate plasma. theyll take anyones
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The thought of some people on here donating sperm for the good of mankind makes me sick to my stomach..
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The sad part is that I jerk off for free!

Damnit, I could have been making some change for the pleasure.
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Ask Tubbd, I'm sure he's a regular there
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I already sent him a PM
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Re: wtf donating sperm?

Quote: Originally Posted by Lunatic
The sad part is that I jerk off for free!

Damnit, I could have been making some change for the pleasure.
i feel the same way

another sad thing is that some of the forum members keybords are prolly worth there weight in gold hahahahahahahaha o wait thats kinda gross

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Re: wtf donating sperm?

The wife said no, I guess I will have to extract the eggs myself. Anybody got a How-To?!
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Quote: Originally Posted by Lunatic
The sad part is that I jerk off for free!

Damnit, I could have been making some change for the pleasure.
You forgot to mention that little blue pill you have to take first.

"Viagra, helping old people have sex with themselves since 1998."



Quote: Originally Posted by downtoearth
The wife said no, I guess I will have to extract the eggs myself. Anybody got a How-To?!
You will need a Turkey Baster, Lube and a Petre dish. The rest is self explanatory

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Quote: Originally Posted by Lunatic
You would be able to speak from experience. You have bought the womans menopause suv(if you can even call it that)!!
nice one haha. I have seen females in such a thing.
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Years ago, while living in Colorado, I paid my rent this way. And I had a VERY NICE apartment.


Ibanez, how old are you?
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Quote: Originally Posted by casey53

Years ago, while living in Colorado, I paid my rent this way. And I had a VERY NICE apartment.


Ibanez, how old are you?
Nice Casey!!!
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Quote: Originally Posted by casey53

Years ago, while living in Colorado, I paid my rent this way. And I had a VERY NICE apartment.


Ibanez, how old are you?
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sorry im married and have nver donated sperm i think its wrong to know you have how many kids running around you dont know about. today on tv they said one guy had 66 kids thats ****in wrong . and danny when ever your ready for your ass kickin if you have the balls hit me up ill shut you up for good
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Quote: Originally Posted by LowNsloW99
just donate plasma. theyll take anyones
I use to do that, wish I still did. But you have to be healthy and weigh a certain amount.

Quote: Originally Posted by Lunatic
The sad part is that I jerk off for free!

Damnit, I could have been making some change for the pleasure.
Sur-us-ly!

Quote: Originally Posted by casey53

Years ago, while living in Colorado, I paid my rent this way. And I had a VERY NICE apartment.


Ibanez, how old are you?
So I guess wisdom does come with age!

Quote: Originally Posted by ibanez691
and danny when ever your ready for your ass kickin if you have the balls hit me up ill shut you up for good
Necessary? Hardly...
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yes very danny never has anything nice to say just shit talks . i love to shut up shit talkers if there boots cant back them up
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Quote: Originally Posted by ibanez691
yes very danny never has anything nice to say just shit talks . i love to shut up shit talkers if there boots cant back them up
Seriously, just let it go...
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quit running your mouth and i will you dont even know me i am at ever single truck show all year around here have i ever seen you no .
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Quote: Originally Posted by ibanez691
quit running your mouth and i will you dont even know me i am at ever single truck show all year around here have i ever seen you no .
are you seriously still going on with this? Dude, you really need to grow up and get a life outside of this forum.
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If you really want to "chat", take it to PM.. I'm not going to engage in a pissing contest on every thread you and I post in.
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Quote: Originally Posted by Bama
are you seriously still going on with this? Dude, you really need to grow up and get a life outside of this forum.
Wow, an 18 yo speaking true words of wisdom to a 31.
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Quote: Originally Posted by ibanez691
sorry im married and have nver donated sperm i think its wrong to know you have how many kids running around you dont know about. today on tv they said one guy had 66 kids thats ****in wrong .

i think the guy you're speaking of was the Dr. that was using his own shiz at a fertility clinic

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so you guys let people talk shit and dont back yourself up ok girls . a real man will step toe to toe
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and no it was not a dr. this thread popped up like 30 min into the opraha show about sperm kids and they said one guy that donated had 66 people buy his sperm and had 66 kids . thats just gross people who donate sperm have a ego issue wanting to in pregnant girls cause they cant get laid .
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ah ok i'd seen some guy got arrested for impregnating his patients with his own seed instead of their husbands or whomever it may be
it just turned out he had 60+ kids out there too
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ya this whole thread spawned from the opraha show today about a guy making 16k in 4 years donating sperm . he can say he wasnt watchin oprah but the post was at 4:11 my time and her show started a 4:00 . i see this show every day at my work cause my secertary watches it and it was half over when i came into work today . they say there is no regulation on sperm donation. the company can lie to you about the donor and there is nothing you can do
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Quote: Originally Posted by twotoneds10
Ya there are health and weight requirements and also, you have to have attended college. Thats according to "Manswers".
then your out with some sentences like that.
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Quote: Originally Posted by dannyboy954
The thought of some people on here donating sperm for the good of mankind makes me sick to my stomach..




Stupidity shouldn't breed. And well some of you..Let's face it, some of you are a fry short of a happy meal.
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Quote: Originally Posted by get layed
Stupidity shouldn't breed. And well some of you..Let's face it, some of you are a fry short of a happy meal.

Just one fry? I think you overestimate the 'forum...

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Wish I knew when I was 14 haha I be rollin the badest shit around! lol
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Quote: Originally Posted by ibanez691
sorry im married and have nver donated sperm i think its wrong to know you have how many kids running around you dont know about. today on tv they said one guy had 66 kids thats ****in wrong . and danny when ever your ready for your ass kickin if you have the balls hit me up ill shut you up for good
I agree, but thats just me. I wouldnt want something in the back of my mind for the rest of my life. I wonder what all my kids look like....
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