Women Finally Explained

***00xtremeninja*** · 11-03-2009, 10:55 AM

this could help out all of you who start the chick threads or just have wondered how a woman operates. I can not take credit for this, but felt it was necessary to pass on.

Women are fundamentally amplifiers.
Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied
give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt
give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of love back
give them a little DNA in the bedroom and they give you a baby
So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to recieve a ton of shit

deathphoenix99 · 11-03-2009, 10:57 AM

I like this. It's so true too......

Fannatick · 11-03-2009, 11:08 AM

Not too bad, pretty true.

How come theres nothing there mentioning "bitcheness?"

dngrous_dime · 11-03-2009, 11:11 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Fannatick

Not too bad, pretty true.

How come theres nothing there mentioning "bitcheness?"

Just don't be a little bitch, and you'll have nothing to worry about.

phantom_mia · 11-03-2009, 12:14 PM

women are guarded by twat = tactical women's assault team
they are the girls that hang around the hot girls

circa · 11-03-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 00xtremeninja

Women are fundamentally amplifiers.

give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt

If they are amplifiers... how come when i give them money, i dont make mad profitz!??

chicagotypewriter · 11-03-2009, 06:39 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by circa

If they are amplifiers... how come when i give them money, i dont make mad profitz!??

you got to be a pimp for that.

***sdime98*** · 11-03-2009, 07:04 PM

haha...it all makes sense now...

yz85608 · 11-03-2009, 07:05 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Fannatick

Not too bad, pretty true.

How come theres nothing there mentioning "bitcheness?"

For the most part i just worry about that once a month for 5 days, therefore i get alot done on the truck, or i go fishing.

350X · 11-03-2009, 07:36 PM

comics22 · 11-03-2009, 10:01 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^hahahahah so true ^^^^^^^^

ashley · 11-03-2009, 11:39 PM

lol wow!
actually i guess it may be a little true....

sixfeathers · 11-03-2009, 11:53 PM

I must agree, Mine is being a Frigin nut case. Must be the damn moon. Great explanation brother.

556mm · 11-04-2009, 12:01 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by phantom_mia

women are guarded by twat = tactical women's assault team
they are the girls that hang around the hot girls

350X · 11-04-2009, 12:52 AM

It also explains sex. Oh we all know what a few of the knobs do and can get a good reaction from them but even though some of them knobs may seem to do nothing, figure out how to fiddle with em all in the right order and BINGO you’ll be a legend.

Quote: Originally Posted by 350X

phantom_mia · 11-04-2009, 09:26 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by 350X

It also explains sex. Oh we all know what a few of the knobs do and can get a good reaction from them but even though some of them knobs may seem to do nothing, figure out how to fiddle with em all in the right order and BINGO you’ll be a legend.

so you wanna be a legend huh, well for starters only bang women with small mouths they have small poon's and if your one of those guys who's equipment is above average you will be a legend. that's a true deal on of the old Hollywood movie legends said it was his secret

deathphoenix99 · 11-04-2009, 09:38 AM

damn, i always seem to push the wrong button. Oh well.

Wrkn prgs · 11-04-2009, 12:44 PM

You're not the only one.

scpatterson · 11-04-2009, 01:23 PM

350X · 11-04-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by phantom_mia

so you wanna be a legend huh, well for starters only bang women with small mouths they have small poon's and if your one of those guys who's equipment is above average you will be a legend. that's a true deal on of the old Hollywood movie legends said it was his secret

That only gets you so far and them days are gone.
Its now about how well you use your tongue as women can buy a big one.

11-03-2009, 10:55 AM	#1
*00xtremeninja* Mega Man 2 Mod Age: 24 Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 6,671 Location: MN User is: OffLine	Women Finally Explained this could help out all of you who start the chick threads or just have wondered how a woman operates. I can not take credit for this, but felt it was necessary to pass on. Women are fundamentally amplifiers. Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of love back give them a little DNA in the bedroom and they give you a baby So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to recieve a ton of shit
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11-03-2009, 10:57 AM	#2
deathphoenix99 94 2.2, feel the power? Age: 19 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,002 Location: Houston, TX User is: Online	Re: Women Finally Explained I like this. It's so true too......
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11-03-2009, 11:08 AM	#3
Fannatick Registered User Age: 25 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 882 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained Not too bad, pretty true. How come theres nothing there mentioning "bitcheness?"
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11-03-2009, 11:11 AM	#4
dngrous_dime Project Classified LIVES! Age: 29 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,193 Location: 49633 User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained Quote: Originally Posted by Fannatick Not too bad, pretty true. How come theres nothing there mentioning "bitcheness?" Just don't be a little bitch, and you'll have nothing to worry about.
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11-03-2009, 12:14 PM	#5
phantom_mia trouble maker Age: 44 Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,877 Location: west palm beach fl User is: Online	Re: Women Finally Explained women are guarded by twat = tactical women's assault team they are the girls that hang around the hot girls
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11-03-2009, 06:32 PM	#6
circa ɔıɹɔ& Age: 22 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,083 Location: Puyallup, Wa User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained Quote: Originally Posted by 00xtremeninja Women are fundamentally amplifiers. give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt If they are amplifiers... how come when i give them money, i dont make mad profitz!??
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11-03-2009, 06:39 PM	#7
chicagotypewriter chuck yeah Age: 22 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 643 Location: illinois User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained Quote: Originally Posted by circa If they are amplifiers... how come when i give them money, i dont make mad profitz!?? you got to be a pimp for that.
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11-03-2009, 07:04 PM	#8
*sdime98* slowly, but surely. Age: 24 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 49,347 Location: Laurel Hill, NC User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained haha...it all makes sense now...
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11-03-2009, 07:05 PM	#9
yz85608 Blue-X Age: 19 Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 500 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained Quote: Originally Posted by Fannatick Not too bad, pretty true. How come theres nothing there mentioning "bitcheness?" For the most part i just worry about that once a month for 5 days, therefore i get alot done on the truck, or i go fishing.
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350X Matt Smith Age: 37 Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 323 Location: NW Ohio User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained
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11-03-2009, 10:01 PM	#11
comics22 Pac is a hackin! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,124 Location: Middle of freakin IL User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained ^^^^^^^^^^^^hahahahah so true ^^^^^^^^
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11-03-2009, 11:39 PM	#12
ashley princess ashley Age: 20 Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 578 Location: Smyrna, TN User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained lol wow! actually i guess it may be a little true....
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11-03-2009, 11:53 PM	#13
sixfeathers Registered User Age: 37 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 169 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained I must agree, Mine is being a Frigin nut case. Must be the damn moon. Great explanation brother.
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11-04-2009, 12:01 AM	#14
556mm &amp;lt;3 redheads Age: 27 Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 25,730 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained Quote: Originally Posted by phantom_mia women are guarded by twat = tactical women's assault team they are the girls that hang around the hot girls
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11-04-2009, 12:52 AM	#15
350X Matt Smith Age: 37 Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 323 Location: NW Ohio User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained It also explains sex. Oh we all know what a few of the knobs do and can get a good reaction from them but even though some of them knobs may seem to do nothing, figure out how to fiddle with em all in the right order and BINGO you’ll be a legend. Quote: Originally Posted by 350X
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11-04-2009, 09:26 AM	#16
phantom_mia trouble maker Age: 44 Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,877 Location: west palm beach fl User is: Online	Re: Women Finally Explained Quote: Originally Posted by 350X It also explains sex. Oh we all know what a few of the knobs do and can get a good reaction from them but even though some of them knobs may seem to do nothing, figure out how to fiddle with em all in the right order and BINGO you’ll be a legend. so you wanna be a legend huh, well for starters only bang women with small mouths they have small poon's and if your one of those guys who's equipment is above average you will be a legend. that's a true deal on of the old Hollywood movie legends said it was his secret
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11-04-2009, 09:38 AM	#17
deathphoenix99 94 2.2, feel the power? Age: 19 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,002 Location: Houston, TX User is: Online	Re: Women Finally Explained damn, i always seem to push the wrong button. Oh well.
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11-04-2009, 12:44 PM	#18
Wrkn prgs Useless posting member Age: 20 Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 8,738 Location: Conover, Oh User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained You're not the only one.
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11-04-2009, 02:16 PM	#20
350X Matt Smith Age: 37 Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 323 Location: NW Ohio User is: OffLine	Re: Women Finally Explained Quote: Originally Posted by phantom_mia so you wanna be a legend huh, well for starters only bang women with small mouths they have small poon's and if your one of those guys who's equipment is above average you will be a legend. that's a true deal on of the old Hollywood movie legends said it was his secret That only gets you so far and them days are gone. Its now about how well you use your tongue as women can buy a big one.
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