Walmart sells caskets?

AJ · 10-28-2009, 11:19 PM

wtf? maybe im late but I've never heard of this. lol

no i wasnt searching for a casket. saw it on another site

http://www.walmart.com/search/search...onstraint=4044

***orangesonoma*** · 10-28-2009, 11:19 PM

wow you really can buy everything at wall mart

DFitty · 10-28-2009, 11:20 PM

there special order only. they have a catalog in store for them...

dngrous_dime · 10-28-2009, 11:22 PM

Uhhhhhhhh.........

"For the Home"????

WTF!?!!?

"Ma!!! Go get the truck!!! Daddy's not movin, and we need to get him in the ground before he starts a-stinkin!!! Think we need any more TP and beer while we're there?"

DFitty · 10-28-2009, 11:23 PM

o yea..i get 10% discount..so if yall need one,hit me up...

AJ · 10-28-2009, 11:24 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

Uhhhhhhhh.........

"For the Home"????

WTF!?!!?

"Ma!!! Go get the truck!!! Daddy's not movin, and we need to get him in the ground before he starts a-stinkin!!! Think we need any more TP and beer while we're there?"

thats what im thinkin.

and i worked at walmart too and never heard of this....

stv-lo · 10-28-2009, 11:25 PM

am i the only one who noticed that its in the "for the home" section? i dont quite think a casket would make a comfortable bed

edit:: guess not lol

1fast4by · 10-28-2009, 11:26 PM

Holy sh*t!

I should buy one now, while the blue light special is rollin' back prices!

DFitty · 10-28-2009, 11:27 PM

they go on sale in april...just an FYI for future owners.

dngrous_dime · 10-28-2009, 11:28 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by stv-lo

am i the only one who noticed that its in the "for the home" section? i dont quite think a casket would make a comfortable bed

Post 5.

And I dunno, I think a casket might be fairly comfortable, as long as the lid were PERMANENTLY removed, and you weren't a snorer.

Heh, imagine having someone come in and wake you up from a dead sleep.....

***sdime98*** · 10-28-2009, 11:28 PM

haha..damn.

AJ · 10-28-2009, 11:28 PM

lol im glad im not late on this and the only one that thinks its weird...

stv-lo · 10-28-2009, 11:29 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

Post 5.

And I dunno, I think a casket might be fairly comfortable, as long as the lid were PERMANENTLY removed, and you weren't a snorer.

Heh, imagine having someone come in and wake you up from a dead sleep.....

idk why but i laughed at the last line...

edit:: they make urns too if youre too cheap for a casket or like a nice fire

gothd out dime · 10-28-2009, 11:33 PM

im gonna get one! i need a new cooler/trailer for shows!

lol j/k

MurderedS10 · 10-28-2009, 11:34 PM

pretty sure they sell everything online. not in the stores of course

Fannatick · 10-28-2009, 11:41 PM

That doesn't surprise me, Walmart is taking over the world.

97s104x4 · 10-28-2009, 11:54 PM

wow, i have really now seen everything.

adamwilkes20 · 10-28-2009, 11:56 PM

I wonder if I can get a group discount for the cult I worship with if I buy them at Sams. We are having a big party next weekend and about 10 of them will come in handy for our sacraficial whores, I mean guests.

97s104x4 · 10-28-2009, 11:58 PM

they even have a "review this product" section! bahaha

vivalahammer · 10-29-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by DFitty

they go on sale in april...just an FYI for future owners.

hahahah

stv-lo · 10-29-2009, 12:19 AM

Chris you might wanna let Squeegee know they go on sale in April

BarelyGettinBy · 10-29-2009, 12:22 AM

Seen this on the news earlier...online only and they have to be shipped to a funeral home

trickedOUTtrans · 10-29-2009, 12:27 AM

i got my bags and rims from walmart for 55 bucks

stv-lo · 10-29-2009, 12:35 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by trickedOUTtrans

i got my bags and rims from walmart for 55 bucks

link?

rmoore911 · 10-29-2009, 05:59 AM

pick up one of those, some rope, and a bag of quickcrete and i think that wins the walmart game hands down. . .

gothd out dime · 10-29-2009, 06:15 AM

i think that a casket would make an AWESOME trailer/cooler for my truck when i take it to the shows

stv-lo · 10-29-2009, 08:48 AM

you said that already... and we still dont care... no rmoore you got it wrong...

casket, ammo, and quickcrete

gothd out dime · 10-29-2009, 08:55 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by stv-lo

you said that already... and we still dont care... no rmoore you got it wrong...

casket, ammo, and quickcrete

yeah sorry i have a tendency to repeat myself

and its

casket, shovel, 2 way radios

Fannatick · 10-29-2009, 10:09 AM

Casket

Vasoline

Rope

***00xtremeninja*** · 10-29-2009, 10:21 AM

casket

bag of doritos

second season of Golden Girls.

GreatWhite00 · 10-29-2009, 11:07 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by stv-lo

am i the only one who noticed that its in the "for the home" section? i dont quite think a casket would make a comfortable bed

edit:: guess not lol

It's difficult to roll out of a casket.

97s104x4 · 10-29-2009, 11:22 AM

you'd have to put a "suicide" door on it, hahaha sorry

ka_jd7and1 · 10-29-2009, 11:24 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

Uhhhhhhhh.........

"For the Home"????

WTF!?!!?

Where else would it go, lawn and garden?

The Griff · 10-29-2009, 11:29 AM

Pft, Costco sells Caskets, urns & Pet urns

http://www.costco.com/Common/Categor...Cat=BC%7C20595

colbye32 · 10-29-2009, 11:30 AM

haahhaa wttfff

-YumYum97s10- · 10-29-2009, 11:37 AM

no shit

that's awesome.

Wrkn prgs · 10-29-2009, 01:00 PM

Nice, now if I ever buy a Hearse, I know where to find a new casket for the back

trickedOUTtrans · 10-29-2009, 01:20 PM

ive always wanted to bag a hearse. think it would look sick laid out, and creep people out too

The Griff · 10-29-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by trickedOUTtrans

and creep people out too

Not really

sixfeathers · 10-29-2009, 01:39 PM

http://woodcaskets.net/

NCarolina910 · 10-29-2009, 01:49 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 97s104x4

they even have a "review this product" section! bahaha

someone should respond "very comfortable. pleased user. would buy again"

Perroloco · 10-29-2009, 01:52 PM

Save money.... "LIVE" better... haha

firstgenon24s · 10-29-2009, 03:12 PM

Lmfao,thats so screwed up.

***00xtremeninja*** · 10-29-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by NCarolina910

someone should respond "very comfortable. pleased user. would buy again"

well if it goes through, the Dad casket has rave reviews!!!!

rmoore911 · 10-29-2009, 04:47 PM

i always believe in planning ahead, but when you can add a casket to your wedding registry, don't you think the authorities would be a wee bit suspicious if your spouse died unexpectedly young

crap, it's not copying and pasting correctly, and i'm lazy. . .but if you look below the price and the name of the casket, to the far right there is a link to add it to your wedding registry

98noma97 · 10-29-2009, 05:03 PM

i have always wanted one for a bed

montec · 10-29-2009, 05:28 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by sixfeathers

http://woodcaskets.net/

Now thats something.

Br&on's Z · 10-29-2009, 05:43 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by sixfeathers

http://woodcaskets.net/

It says that they "ship and store flat". Could you imagine the UPS man dropping off a flat box and someone yelling "Yes, I hope that's my new casket!"

10-28-2009, 11:19 PM	#1
AJ Token Black Minitrucker Age: 19 Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,926 Location: Bossier City, LA User is: OffLine	Walmart sells caskets? wtf? maybe im late but I've never heard of this. lol no i wasnt searching for a casket. saw it on another site http://www.walmart.com/search/search...onstraint=4044
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10-28-2009, 11:19 PM	#2
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10-28-2009, 11:20 PM	#3
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10-28-2009, 11:22 PM	#4
dngrous_dime Project Classified LIVES! Age: 29 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,197 Location: 49633 User is: Online	Re: Walmart sells caskets? Uhhhhhhhh......... "For the Home"???? WTF!?!!? "Ma!!! Go get the truck!!! Daddy's not movin, and we need to get him in the ground before he starts a-stinkin!!! Think we need any more TP and beer while we're there?" Last edited by dngrous_dime : 10-28-2009 at 11:23 PM.
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10-28-2009, 11:23 PM	#5
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10-28-2009, 11:24 PM	#6
AJ Token Black Minitrucker Age: 19 Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,926 Location: Bossier City, LA User is: OffLine	Re: Walmart sells caskets? Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime Uhhhhhhhh......... "For the Home"???? WTF!?!!? "Ma!!! Go get the truck!!! Daddy's not movin, and we need to get him in the ground before he starts a-stinkin!!! Think we need any more TP and beer while we're there?" thats what im thinkin. and i worked at walmart too and never heard of this....
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10-28-2009, 11:25 PM	#7
stv-lo Useless Age: 22 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,498 Location: your mom... User is: Online	Re: Walmart sells caskets? am i the only one who noticed that its in the "for the home" section? i dont quite think a casket would make a comfortable bed edit:: guess not lol Last edited by stv-lo : 10-28-2009 at 11:29 PM.
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10-28-2009, 11:27 PM	#9
DFitty Mr. Top Secret Age: 20 Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,828 Location: With Ur Mom User is: OffLine	Re: Walmart sells caskets? they go on sale in april...just an FYI for future owners.
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10-28-2009, 11:28 PM	#10
dngrous_dime Project Classified LIVES! Age: 29 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,197 Location: 49633 User is: Online	Re: Walmart sells caskets? Quote: Originally Posted by stv-lo am i the only one who noticed that its in the "for the home" section? i dont quite think a casket would make a comfortable bed Post 5. And I dunno, I think a casket might be fairly comfortable, as long as the lid were PERMANENTLY removed, and you weren't a snorer. Heh, imagine having someone come in and wake you up from a dead sleep.....
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10-28-2009, 11:28 PM	#11
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10-28-2009, 11:29 PM	#13
stv-lo Useless Age: 22 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,498 Location: your mom... User is: Online	Re: Walmart sells caskets? Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime Post 5. And I dunno, I think a casket might be fairly comfortable, as long as the lid were PERMANENTLY removed, and you weren't a snorer. Heh, imagine having someone come in and wake you up from a dead sleep..... idk why but i laughed at the last line... edit:: they make urns too if youre too cheap for a casket or like a nice fire Last edited by stv-lo : 10-28-2009 at 11:33 PM.
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10-28-2009, 11:33 PM	#14
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10-29-2009, 12:19 AM	#21
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10-29-2009, 12:35 AM	#24
stv-lo Useless Age: 22 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,498 Location: your mom... User is: Online	Re: Walmart sells caskets? Quote: Originally Posted by trickedOUTtrans i got my bags and rims from walmart for 55 bucks link?
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stv-lo Useless Age: 22 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,498 Location: your mom... User is: Online	Re: Walmart sells caskets? you said that already... and we still dont care... no rmoore you got it wrong... casket, ammo, and quickcrete
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gothd out dime Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 46 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Walmart sells caskets? Quote: Originally Posted by stv-lo you said that already... and we still dont care... no rmoore you got it wrong... casket, ammo, and quickcrete yeah sorry i have a tendency to repeat myself and its casket, shovel, 2 way radios
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10-29-2009, 11:29 AM	#34
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