the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t

CH@Dbee · 08-11-2009, 01:56 AM

a friend found it laying under a tree getting ate alive by ants! he saved from a painful death and has been feeding every 3 hours for the past week. he even has to rub its butthole with a warm Q-tip to make it poop, the mom squirrel normally does that with her tongue!!!!

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jakefiddlesticks · 08-11-2009, 02:00 AM

Focking skerls

CH@Dbee · 08-11-2009, 02:02 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by jakefiddlesticks

Focking skerls

that made me LOL for some reason

x-rated · 08-11-2009, 02:10 AM

best thread title ever.

honestly, i paused and thought about it before i clicked on it, and for the life of me couldn't even begin to think of wtf this thread could have been about.

CH@Dbee · 08-11-2009, 02:10 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by x-rated

best thread title ever.

honestly, i paused and thought about it before i clicked on it, and for the life of me couldn't even begin to think of wtf this thread could have been about.

onecrazynoma · 08-11-2009, 02:54 AM

wtf... anything rubs my butthole and it sure as hell aint openin up

BigBoy70 · 08-11-2009, 03:20 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by onecrazynoma

wtf... anything rubs my butthole and it sure as hell aint openin up

lmfao

onecrazynoma · 08-11-2009, 03:22 AM

less im prairie doggin

KENNYMO · 08-11-2009, 03:31 AM

Wrkn prgs · 08-11-2009, 03:33 AM

squirrels are tasty

thatoneguy29 · 08-11-2009, 03:47 AM

how bad ass would it be to have a pet squrrel (super badass thats how badass) where did he find out thats how it poops

NCarolina910 · 08-11-2009, 03:50 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by thatoneguy29

how bad ass would it be to have a pet squrrel (super badass thats how badass)

Back in high school my friend a few houses up had a flying squirrel named Brusselnuts.

thatoneguy29 · 08-11-2009, 03:52 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by NCarolinaS10

Back in high school my friend a few houses up had a flying squirrel named Brusselnuts.

shall i say it again "SUPER BADASS" doing squrrel like shinanigans

nti06 · 08-11-2009, 03:57 AM

you have to do that with really young kittens too. we found one several years ago that we had to do that to.
it sleeps in my parents bed now.

Merritt · 08-11-2009, 05:10 AM

squirrels make the best pets! has it opened his eyes yet?

mirroredkustoms · 08-11-2009, 05:15 AM

squirrels FTMFW

my best friend had a pet racoon named weezy we found at his farm when we were cutting down some trees... that thing was awesome!

bad03xtreme · 08-11-2009, 11:09 AM

Awwwww....

Geat · 08-11-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by thatoneguy29

how bad ass would it be to have a pet squrrel (super badass thats how badass) where did he find out thats how it poops

One of my buddies has one. Youll be standing there talking to him, the squirrel will just jump off of him and start climbing on you. Its really funny if your standing in a circle, it just runs from person to person.

***sdime98*** · 08-11-2009, 11:25 AM

wow, can't say i've ever really seen a baby squirrel that small.

LiquidFusion · 08-11-2009, 12:31 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by thatoneguy29

shall i say it again "SUPER BADASS" doing squrrel like shinanigans

I swear to God, I'm going to pistol whip the next person who says Shenanigans.

lee-mill · 08-11-2009, 12:34 PM

hey farva whats that place you like with the mozzerella sticks and the dumb shit on the walls?

***dirttysouth*** · 08-11-2009, 12:36 PM

Your friend has some chick looking hands

kickinfetus · 08-11-2009, 12:36 PM

kickinfetus · 08-11-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dirttysouth

Your friend has some chick looking hands

thats cuz it is a chic......

***dirttysouth*** · 08-11-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by kickinfetus

thats cuz it is a chic......

j/k....but it does say HE saved it from ant's

kickinfetus · 08-11-2009, 12:40 PM

oh damn....thats sick then

bdydrp18 · 08-11-2009, 12:48 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by onecrazynoma

wtf... anything rubs my butthole and it sure as hell aint openin up

i almost pissed myself laugh at that

and

too that

gawea · 08-11-2009, 01:10 PM

how much shipped to 17501

onecrazynoma · 08-11-2009, 02:00 PM

Dang i want a squirrel!
did a lil googlin

SUPER SQUIRREL!! i think someone here has this for avatar

Pimp squirrel

Jedi squirrel

Pirate squirrel

I see what you did there squirrel

AssDragginSdime · 08-11-2009, 02:22 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by thatoneguy29

how bad ass would it be to have a pet squrrel (super badass thats how badass) where did he find out thats how it poops

my uncle has this insane girlfriend who had a "pet squirrel" it was actually a wild squirrel she captured and brought inside the house. Needless to say it turned on her and attacked her. I think she realized they dont make the best pets, after that.

Draggin88 · 08-11-2009, 02:42 PM

Ok, am I going to be the only one who is going to say this?

We need pics of the person that those hands belong to!

bad03xtreme · 08-11-2009, 02:46 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by onecrazynoma

Dang i want a squirrel!
did a lil googlin

Pirate squirrel

I am pretty sure that's a prairie dog...

CH@Dbee · 08-11-2009, 02:49 PM

ROFL!!!!!!

his girlfriend was holding it cause he has pudgy, dirty, ugly hands and that would have messed up my photos

he found out how to make it poop by joining...a....muthafawkin squirrel forum

i really doubt its for sale but ill ask

bdydrpt92 · 08-11-2009, 03:38 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by CH@Dbee

ROFL!!!!!!

his girlfriend was holding it cause he has pudgy, dirty, ugly hands and that would have messed up my photos

he found out how to make it poop by joining...a....muthafawkin squirrel forum

i really doubt its for sale but ill ask

a squirrel forum? now that is some funny shit, just when you think you've heard of it all......................... BAM!

CH@Dbee · 08-11-2009, 06:24 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by bdydrpt92

a squirrel forum? now that is some funny shit, just when you think you've heard of it all......................... BAM!

man there is a forum for EVERYTHING these days

Merritt · 08-12-2009, 02:15 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by AssDragginSdime

my uncle has this insane girlfriend who had a "pet squirrel" it was actually a wild squirrel she captured and brought inside the house. Needless to say it turned on her and attacked her. I think she realized they dont make the best pets, after that.

If you raise them and don't just go catch them in the wild and bring them in then they make awesome pets! I used to have one named rocky, but one of the fvcking neighbors cats killed him.

556mm · 08-12-2009, 02:21 AM

such an innocent thread with a sinister title. lawl

TobyTheSandwich · 08-12-2009, 04:16 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by lee-mill

hey farva whats that place you like with the mozzerella sticks and the dumb shit on the walls?

you mean Shenanigans?

93dime1513 · 08-17-2009, 11:47 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by nti06

you have to do that with really young kittens too. we found one several years ago that we had to do that to.
it sleeps in my parents bed now.

Puppies are the same way, I'm goin through the same thing with my 3 day old pit pup runt that the mom pushed aside cuz she's so small and the bitch wouldn't feed her

CH@Dbee · 08-22-2009, 11:30 PM

it should poop on its own in a few weeks though. its growing up fast.

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KENNYMO · 08-22-2009, 11:33 PM

haha. kinda cute. does it walk around on its own and do normal squirill things? or is it cripled and useless?

kwonchoba · 08-22-2009, 11:45 PM

skinny as shit u gonna keep it

90blueS10 · 08-22-2009, 11:53 PM

do you accept paypal?

blazerlow · 08-22-2009, 11:53 PM

I can see that thing being a pain in the ass as a pet.

look at the claws on that thing, he/she is gonna tear some shit up before you know it.

CH@Dbee · 08-22-2009, 11:54 PM

its my friends pet, he found it cause it fell out of its nest. its healthy but it isnt walking yet, its only about 5 weeks old.

CH@Dbee · 08-22-2009, 11:55 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by blazerlow

I can see that thing being a pain in the ass as a pet.

yea he still has to be fed every 4 hours...even in the middle of the night

***orangesonoma*** · 08-23-2009, 12:25 AM

threads merged..no need for two threads on this subject

CH@Dbee · 08-23-2009, 12:33 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by orangesonoma

threads merged..no need for two threads on this subject

thank you, after i made the thread i went "why the fu.ck didnt i just post those pictures in the original thread"

d0'h

BONDO · 08-23-2009, 01:32 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by KENNYMO

haha. kinda cute. does it walk around on its own and do normal squirill things? or is it cripled and useless?

thatoneguy29 · 08-23-2009, 03:11 AM

damn i might just have to go climb a tree and steal me a squrrel

08-11-2009, 01:56 AM	#1
CH@Dbee I <3 MY NIKON Age: 27 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 326 Location: Atlanta, Ga. User is: OffLine	the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t a friend found it laying under a tree getting ate alive by ants! he saved from a painful death and has been feeding every 3 hours for the past week. he even has to rub its butthole with a warm Q-tip to make it poop, the mom squirrel normally does that with her tongue!!!! 1 2
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jakefiddlesticks Life Begins @ Zero PSI Age: 32 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,868 Location: Coloma Ca User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Focking skerls
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CH@Dbee I <3 MY NIKON Age: 27 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 326 Location: Atlanta, Ga. User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by jakefiddlesticks Focking skerls that made me LOL for some reason
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x-rated Registered Drug User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 883 Location: Canada User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t best thread title ever. honestly, i paused and thought about it before i clicked on it, and for the life of me couldn't even begin to think of wtf this thread could have been about.
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CH@Dbee I <3 MY NIKON Age: 27 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 326 Location: Atlanta, Ga. User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by x-rated best thread title ever. honestly, i paused and thought about it before i clicked on it, and for the life of me couldn't even begin to think of wtf this thread could have been about.
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onecrazynoma Registered User Age: 24 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,453 Location: SoCal User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t wtf... anything rubs my butthole and it sure as hell aint openin up
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NCarolina910 no more S10 Age: 23 Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,190 Location: North Carolina User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by thatoneguy29 how bad ass would it be to have a pet squrrel (super badass thats how badass) Back in high school my friend a few houses up had a flying squirrel named Brusselnuts.
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thatoneguy29 you think of something Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,078 Location: bentonville arkansas User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by NCarolinaS10 Back in high school my friend a few houses up had a flying squirrel named Brusselnuts. shall i say it again "SUPER BADASS" doing squrrel like shinanigans
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Geat Registered User Age: 19 Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,529 Location: Knoxville, TN User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by thatoneguy29 how bad ass would it be to have a pet squrrel (super badass thats how badass) where did he find out thats how it poops One of my buddies has one. Youll be standing there talking to him, the squirrel will just jump off of him and start climbing on you. Its really funny if your standing in a circle, it just runs from person to person.
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kickinfetus user Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 528 Location: surface of the sun User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by dirttysouth Your friend has some chick looking hands thats cuz it is a chic......
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onecrazynoma Registered User Age: 24 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,453 Location: SoCal User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Dang i want a squirrel! did a lil googlin SUPER SQUIRREL!! i think someone here has this for avatar Pimp squirrel Jedi squirrel Pirate squirrel I see what you did there squirrel
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AssDragginSdime **** you Age: 23 Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 9,383 Location: from the mean streets of southington, CT User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by thatoneguy29 how bad ass would it be to have a pet squrrel (super badass thats how badass) where did he find out thats how it poops my uncle has this insane girlfriend who had a "pet squirrel" it was actually a wild squirrel she captured and brought inside the house. Needless to say it turned on her and attacked her. I think she realized they dont make the best pets, after that.
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Draggin88 405AWDHP Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,888 Location: With your wife! User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Ok, am I going to be the only one who is going to say this? We need pics of the person that those hands belong to!
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bad03xtreme Choosy moms choose Jeff Age: 27 Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,118 Location: Manassas, VA User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by onecrazynoma Dang i want a squirrel! did a lil googlin Pirate squirrel I am pretty sure that's a prairie dog...
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CH@Dbee I <3 MY NIKON Age: 27 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 326 Location: Atlanta, Ga. User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t ROFL!!!!!! his girlfriend was holding it cause he has pudgy, dirty, ugly hands and that would have messed up my photos he found out how to make it poop by joining...a....muthafawkin squirrel forum i really doubt its for sale but ill ask
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bdydrpt92 Registered User Age: 26 Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 462 Location: Jacksonville, NC User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by CH@Dbee ROFL!!!!!! his girlfriend was holding it cause he has pudgy, dirty, ugly hands and that would have messed up my photos he found out how to make it poop by joining...a....muthafawkin squirrel forum i really doubt its for sale but ill ask a squirrel forum? now that is some funny shit, just when you think you've heard of it all......................... BAM!
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08-11-2009, 06:24 PM	#35
CH@Dbee I <3 MY NIKON Age: 27 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 326 Location: Atlanta, Ga. User is: OffLine	Re: the mom rubs its butthole with her tonge to make it sh1t Quote: Originally Posted by bdydrpt92 a squirrel forum? now that is some funny shit, just when you think you've heard of it all......................... BAM! man there is a forum for EVERYTHING these days
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