07-04-2009, 12:29 PM
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Beware teh sharkbird
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So i kicked my GF out
Guys this ****ing sucks. I never try to get to personal with my life with people.....but
I caught my dad with my GF... I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me), small, white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away for this past weekend to visit some family and come back, and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my father if anything had happened with my GF and he acted clueless. So I come home tonight after a night out and BAM! Right in my kitchen, I catch my father redhanded with his meat in my GF. I was pissed and told him to take his meat out of my GF and get out. Needless to say, the GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and kicked the GF to the curb. My father had the audacity to call me later tonight and ask how the GF is! Should I go over and beat him senseless? Here's a pic of my GF, so you will know... Link to pic of my GF |
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07-04-2009, 12:33 PM
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bitches and hos
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
i lold
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07-04-2009, 12:35 PM
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Moderator
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
meh
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07-04-2009, 12:35 PM
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Beware teh sharkbird
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
It`s not a laughing matter.
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07-04-2009, 12:37 PM
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Registered User
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
Thats ****ed up..
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07-04-2009, 12:37 PM
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It is what it is bitch...
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
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07-04-2009, 12:39 PM
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drunk and bored
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
you ****ing homo
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07-04-2009, 12:40 PM
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Beware teh sharkbird
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
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07-04-2009, 12:49 PM
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UN-BANNED B!TCHES!!!!!
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
man i was gunna say.............
allthough i did just buy an xxl george foreman grill myself. great sh!t man. |
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07-04-2009, 12:50 PM
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is a fungineer
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
Don't worry, I'd bet if you flash enough cash you can pick another one up.
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07-04-2009, 12:51 PM
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former title junky mod
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
I went straight to the link of the pic before I read it.... Kinda ruined it...
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07-04-2009, 01:06 PM
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07-04-2009, 01:12 PM
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Gawea
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
that was pretty good lol
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07-04-2009, 01:31 PM
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
hahah. nice, i re-read it after i saw the picture too
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07-04-2009, 01:40 PM
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
damn that was good!
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07-04-2009, 01:47 PM
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<3 redheads
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
i saw the username and knew what to expect.
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07-04-2009, 01:51 PM
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
Nice. you could have put your meat in there too and had a PARTAAAY.
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07-04-2009, 01:58 PM
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Static Addict
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
your gf looks like she can hold alot of the juices that come out of his meat.
lol funny joke |
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07-04-2009, 02:27 PM
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Tonight the world is mine
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07-04-2009, 02:27 PM
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falcon powered.
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
best joke i have read on any forum.
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07-04-2009, 02:27 PM
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Vroom 2.2 Vroom
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
that was pretty funny. |
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07-04-2009, 02:44 PM
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
nice
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07-04-2009, 02:45 PM
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Have you seen my glovebox
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
that's funny as hell.. i didn't get it at first and then someone said something about a pic.. and it all set in
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07-04-2009, 02:49 PM
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BuenosDingDongDiddlyDias
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
Clever, but not really that funny. You could tell something was up when you started talking about your dad's meat.
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07-04-2009, 02:50 PM
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UN-BANNED B!TCHES!!!!!
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07-04-2009, 02:52 PM
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Truckless Member
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
I chuckled.
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07-04-2009, 02:54 PM
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
lolol
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07-04-2009, 03:45 PM
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
 sorry jake, i had to borrow this one from you. . . Last edited by rmoore911 : 07-04-2009 at 03:46 PM. |
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07-04-2009, 04:28 PM
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drunk and bored
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07-04-2009, 05:06 PM
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07-04-2009, 05:08 PM
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Beware teh sharkbird
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07-04-2009, 05:15 PM
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you think of something
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
right about here i was starting to sense something |
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07-04-2009, 05:35 PM
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07-04-2009, 06:04 PM
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
haha niiice... i shoulda known what was coming when it said ed posted it....
rmoore you're just jealous cuz you didnt think of it |
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07-04-2009, 06:12 PM
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drunk and bored
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07-04-2009, 07:12 PM
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Hit it n Quit it
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
lmao nice one!
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07-04-2009, 08:35 PM
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
Or because he didn't copy-&-paste it from the other 100 forums this joke been posted on in the past few months. |
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07-04-2009, 10:51 PM
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crap
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
Last edited by bg's : 07-04-2009 at 10:57 PM. |
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07-04-2009, 10:54 PM
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2in da pink 1in da stink
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07-04-2009, 11:02 PM
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Toasty!
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
Meh.
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07-04-2009, 11:07 PM
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Registered User
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
yeah, i'm only only 3 forums, so i guess i missed it. . .still, it was just kinda mediocre at best. . .i'd like to pass out the LOLs like some people's sisters passed out their ass, but i just can't |
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07-05-2009, 12:00 AM
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V is my new #1
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
i thought he was serious and that his dad was an asshole...
fukin smartass |
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07-05-2009, 01:41 AM
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
Had me believing it
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07-05-2009, 02:16 AM
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Pull my finger.
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
It made me LQTMS. Funny.
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07-05-2009, 02:30 AM
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Beware teh sharkbird
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
 Saw it on a GTO forum. FigurED i`d share it with you distinguishED gentleman. |
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07-05-2009, 03:27 AM
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where's my chippy?
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Re: So i kicked my GF out
i see what you did there
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