Most Ridiculous finds on Craigslist volume II

[timmers427]

Quote: Originally Posted by Slow_S10

I think I may have posted this one before but I can't remember but obviously it's still for sale.

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/2825001986.html

Uhh what kind of car shows would this thing win? Is there a white trash car show that I am unaware of???????

[chevyman39452]

Quote: Originally Posted by deadclown

id give him 18 bucks maybe but 1800 bucks is plain ridiculous.

Give him a break its atleast worth $20 lol

[Zeeke98]

Actually it's worth about $275 for scrap metal. That's what I got out of my 86 regular cab when I scrapped it several years ago.

[chevyman39452]

My buddy called the guy last night he said he didn't really want that much for it and said he would actually take $500 for it.

[VT98]

Could just be me but I thought this one was funny.

http://albany.craigslist.org/pts/2940363228.html

[IhaveNoPantsOn]

Why?

[VT98]

He won't respond to "many scams". He'll respond to a few though.

[badmofo529]

http://flint.craigslist.org/cto/2955414961.html


This truck is the sh*t and i hate to even get rid of it!
Its 3 seperate trucks combined into one big ass mofo lol
454 bb and runs tough with only 44k on the engine!
The truck speaks for it self and thats why I bought it!
Now just lookin to get my money back and pass it down
to the next monster truck junkie! 15k or best offer!
truck just needs some tlc and youll own the road!!!
if your interested call me @ 810-820-1111 rich

[Tim89]

crazy on price but i would rock it.

[FsasNick93]

Quote: Originally Posted by VT98

He won't respond to "many scams". He'll respond to a few though.

He doesn't use punctuation apparently. I think he meant to say NO EMAILS, I will not respond. Too many scams.

[RNGRDVE]

cincinnati craigslist > for sale / wanted > barter
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Loud adult toys (oxford)

Date: 2012-04-13, 1:56AM EDT
Reply to: 2qscn-2955569728@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Text mw for more info,or questions 5134611600

• Location: oxford
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2955569728

[85Monster]

I bet the drive shaft in that thing is 30 feet long haha

[s10xtremist]

^^^ You referring to the loud adult toys ad?

[monster 98 s-10]

http://flint.craigslist.org/cto/2960361046.html
ONE- OF- A- KIND VEHICLE - $8500 (clio)

Date: 2012-04-15, 8:37PM EDT
Reply to: z2svs-2960361046@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
One of a kind custom made vehicle for sale. 1993 Oldsmobile Bravada made into a Travada- Bravada chassis with 16 inches cut off frame and an s10 box put on it. Leather interior, new tires and rims, custom 1972 mopar paint go green go (lime green) color, sprayed on bedliner, tonneau cover, dual exhaust. A must see vehicle. Asking $8,500.00 or best offer. Contact Lori at 810 422-3858.








its goofy but id rock it

[Slow_S10]

Hell yeah that's pretty awesome! I'd rock it too... just not for $8500.

Oh and I just love the cell phone pictures of photos.

[badmofo529]

http://flint.craigslist.org/ele/2919596127.html


Yes a Maniquin with Blinking LED eyes & sound +Custom wireless+ - $1200 (Flint)

Date: 2012-04-14, 11:41AM EDT
Reply to: thkbr-2919596127@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


A Maniquin with Blinking LED eyes & sound +Custom wireless+
Set her at the enterance of your business!
Not in that get up though. LOL
Play an avertizement tape or speak into the transmitter,
& her eyes blink as the sound is recieved on the reciever!!
My Uncles

Very Kool++
Perhaps this is something you can use.
I do sometimes consider trades!!
Even if is in need of repair. You never know until you ask.
But, be more than fair, on the things that need repair!
Give it some thought++++ Then give me a call

Call me @ 810-309-1380 to view this item.
If you reach the answering machine, leave a message with your no,, I will return it shortly.
Also, be sure to include your area code.
Thanks so much for looking!
Mike

[deadclown]

http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/2963292050.html that poor poor luv

[Zeeke98]

2x 12" Rockford Fosgate P1 (grand rapids)
Date: 2012-04-17, 3:59PM EDT
Reply to: spkr2-2963765380@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
got in trouble with the rents so they are making me give away my subwoofers. call me for details

[cruisinlows10]

bwahahahahaha

http://roanoke.craigslist.org/bar/2963671859.html


14.90 Amazon Payments Balance - $8 (Roanoke (Near Sheetz))

Date: 2012-04-17, 3:17PM EDT
Reply to: xj92x-2963671859@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a balance of $14.90 on Amazon Payments, but no account to withdraw to. I'm looking to trade it for 2 packs of L&M Menthol 100s (about 3.80 a pack, but if you have a carton of whatever it's cool too lol). Bring them by and you can watch me transfer my balance to you. No tricks, just feigning haha. Shoot me an email with your phone number and let's work this out!

Thanks for looking!
Earl.
Location: Roanoke (Near Sheetz)
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2963671859

[94ChevySS-10]

Quote: Originally Posted by deadclown

http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/2963292050.html that poor poor luv

Poor Luv why???

[deadclown]

Quote: Originally Posted by 94ChevySS-10

Poor Luv why???

it looks awful and it could have been restored to a beautiful truck.

[94ChevySS-10]

That one still can, most of them left cant.

[JustAnSS]

I'd say this is a screamin' deal for anyone with the money:





2009 6.0 LY6 w/ 4L80E Trans - $5000 (Beaverton)

Date: 2012-04-16, 5:52PM PDT

Like the title says, up for sale is a 2009 GM 6.0 LY6 complete engine and 4L80E transmission. This combo is virtually new. It was pulled from a brand new truck with less than 10 miles on it and the truck was converted to electric for airport use. The 6.0 has the variable valve timing and the returnless fuel system. It has Transdapt motor mount adapters to go into a later GM vehicle as well as the correctly machined trans yoke. It comes with a $1250 Painless wiring harness kit part number 60526, Engine control module, Trans Control module, and throttle pedal for the fly-by-wire. This is COMPLETE, I can even provide exhaust with O2 sensor bungs. (may need to modify) All that is needed is to dump it into the hole, add a fuel system (pump and plumbling) program the ECU and light it off. These engines make serious HP and Torque. Badass for your Camaro, Chevelle, Nova, pickup, S10 or chose your fave old chev. 503-849-7820 my name is Mike and Thanks for looking!

[white_knuckles]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/pts/2962195438.html
Why i don't like any truck with hydros.

[Zeeke98]

What do hydros have to do with an ugly interior and gold trim?

[white_knuckles]

I swear. Everything with hydraulics in this area has had this done to it.

[Ed123]

Thought this might interest someone.....cheap Hurst shifter!

http://reading.craigslist.org/pts/2970801241.html

[badmofo529]

Quote: Originally Posted by white_knuckles

http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/pts/2962195438.html
Why i don't like any truck with hydros.

i'd rock it.

[badmofo529]

http://flint.craigslist.org/hum/2979488622.html

Need Dedicated Individuals For World Domination

Date: 2012-04-25, 8:39PM EDT
Reply to: pvq7d-2979488622@job.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Currently seeking individuals who have a fierce, blind passion for obeying commands from a socially-inept mad scientist. This position is unpaid, has no health benefits, and the risk of injury/death is 100%. Vacation time is negotiable.

Email if interested.

Thanks,

Future World Dictator for Life
Compensation: $0.00/year for life
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

[Slow_S10]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html

Awesome...

Here is the content of the Ad in case it gets taken down...

[Zeeke98]

HAHAHA That has to be the most effort ever put into an ad to sell a $700 car!

[Zeeke98]

Chevrolet Cavalier Selling My Kid's Car (Between Grand Haven and North Muskegon)
Date: 2012-04-26, 6:57PM EDT
Reply to: 4chg6-2981305084@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I'm selling my kid's car because I'm tired of waiting for her to do it. We've been paying storage car insurance WAY too long, and I want it gone! I'll sell it as is whole or bit by bit. I really don't care. I just know that we don't have a flatbed to take this to the dump to see what they'll give us for it. Tires are the best part of it. I know this because I bought them new for her as a Christmas gift, about three months before she stopped driving the thing because of some belt problem or whatever. Therefore, the tires are 205/40r17 which, at cheapest that I could care to find online were $51 a piece. I'll sell them for $40 a piece. Merry Christmas, kid. She says that it has a sound system out of this world. In fact, it encompasses the whole trunk of her car. There are huge woofers and other stuff so that she could irritate any neighborhood if she had wanted to (she better not have). The car has a "quieter" muffler; however, since the car has sat through one and a half full winters, I'm pretty sure there will be a hole in it soon. But email me an offer for any of that stuff. The car was fast. It also looked beautiful before she skated across a country road and ended up in the wire fencing of a cemetery (I guess I know why they put up the fencing there in the first place now). The photos tell it all. It was "shaved" --- a term no one my age should care to know, but as you can see, the area where the door handles used to be is now visible. Oh yes. The doors. Well, she used to be able to get in with only the remote -- since the car had been "shaved". Then the remote stopped working, so she became a master at using a coat hanger to pull up the door handle on the inside. This car is an automatic. It's around a 2000 or 2001 (let me know if you know). Mileage is a BIG question because whoever modified this thing replaced an engine or whatever, and the odometer has never worked well. I would guess it's in the 250K range for the entire car's age, and in the 200K for the new engine. That's my best guess. Also, no VIN number. I had a mechanic looking it over six months before she quit driving it, and he thought he could get the remote to operate. He suggested putting regular springs on it, instead of the cut ones which give it a 10 in clearance from the ground! Also, besides needing some ball joint and some tie rod replaced, the mechanic said he felt it actually was a pretty good vehicle. Well, if you are looking for parts, email me and make me an offer. If you are a good fixer upper, you may just have a cool vehicle when you're done. Just email me an offer for the car as a whole then. I don't care. I just want it out of the driveway and far, far away. I'll use the proceeds to pay the last insurance charge on it and maybe get a Quarter Pounder with the change. Seriously, though, if you are interested in contacting me with more accurate information on this vehicle or to make an offer, please put in the subject line: "The Kid's Chevy Cavalier". That way I know that you are not one of the marketing places trying to waste my time. - from the Exhausted Mother (p.s. I have ten more photos of the car which I'll email to you if you request)

[IhaveNoPantsOn]

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/cto/2983252527.html


western mass craigslist > for sale / wanted > cars & trucks - by owner



89 Cadillac Eldorado showroom conditon - $12000 (wilbraham)

Date: 2012-04-27, 6:39PM EDT
Reply to: rbhkb-2983252527@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

selling my 89 Cadillac Eldorado, iam the only owner its got a 4.5 liter V8 with 82,000 miles, power door locks,windows, and seats, an alarm, new tires and battery. asking $ 12,000 OBO call Rudy 413-596-4845

[Zeeke98]

Wow...they'd be lucky to get $6K for that. Those are some of the worst Caddys made other than the Cimmaron.

[Zeeke98]

15" rims - $200 (grand rapids)
Date: 2012-04-28, 2:46PM EDT
Reply to: kcpg5-2962453932@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
15" Z Racing rims. Call Chad

[94ChevySS-10]

http://wyoming.craigslist.org/zip/2956208111.html

[Boaglec]

Quote: Originally Posted by Zeeke98

15" rims - $200 (grand rapids)
Date: 2012-04-28, 2:46PM EDT
Reply to: kcpg5-2962453932@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
15" Z Racing rims. Call Chad

Damn I didnt know my truck has racing rims on it!

[badmofo529]

not ridiculous, but i figured someone might want these

http://flint.craigslist.org/tls/2976966552.html

[Zeeke98]

There's one of those beds for sale near me for $500 and looks to be in good shape.

[Curtis262]

engine out of a 1991 4x4 s10 with a "syclone package"
http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/2971710019.html

[Spike G]

i see no turbo?

[StirFrey]

http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/2996764021.html

[Spike G]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/2986184331.html
pvc "roll bar"


and it was just sawzall'd off...




and this (not ridiculous but pretty damn rare...)
http://worcester.craigslist.org/cto/2935790230.html

[deadclown]

http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/2994632207.html 6000 for an 87 2.5 2wd s10 i think that dude is smoking some good shit

[s10kid17]

Homemade jack stands from 50 years ago?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/pts/2950869766.html

[colbye32]

that ZRX is pretty sweet. def. worth the money to the right person.

[Spike G]

http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/2997816892.html

[Zeeke98]

Wow...not a fan of the interior but for a grand I'd rock it! They want that much for a rusted out POS 4 banger with 200K here in MI.

[StirFrey]

holy balls, if i had a grand to spare right now... lol

[deadclown]

id give him a grand for it unless i could get him down to 800 thats what i did with my poor old dead 91