Most Ridiculous finds on Craigslist

[BlackCherryDime]

http://newhaven.craigslist.org/cto/1551439426.html

selling or willing to do trades,depends on what it is,custom civic,shaved rear door handles
suspension is 3g's alone i bought the best parts for it,deff a head turner,10 switches front,back
side to side,if interested get back,860-490-1737 rick,text before caling,thank you

[parky?]

not really ridiculous but fu*kin sweet i think

http://nwct.craigslist.org/mcy/1566001263.html

[Deja_Vu969]

Quote: Originally Posted by parky?

not really ridiculous but fu*kin sweet i think

http://nwct.craigslist.org/mcy/1566001263.html

Imported Bobbers FTW


Really hate to see that motor in a bobber though...that bike was a classic (Still is)
My dad still has his from '75...

[old_skool_noma]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlackCherryDime

yessir

I wouldn't have admitted that if you intended to try to keep a discrete profile on here and not have a plethora of members following your every post.
I think quite a few women are scared off the site from the constant leg humping, just to let you know they did make some rules about it, if it becomes a problem let a mod or FD know.

Otherwise welcome, try not to take us too seriously, were all a little rough around the edges.
On that note I would like to add that you are a quite attractive young lady.

[nAu HaVoC]

Quote: Originally Posted by GreatWhite00

Are you the chick in your avatar?

I think this is a new record for S10forum... 41 posts before someone brought this to attention and latched onto her leg. lol.

[phantom_mia]

a rare 1980 pinto

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/pts/1572778940.html

[DJDAudio]

Quote: Originally Posted by phantom_mia

a rare 1980 pinto

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/pts/1572778940.html

keywords; ford cobra mustang chevy coevette toyota drag race fast collectors project pro street chuck norris

[ka_jd7and1]

I have no idea whose ad this is, but it makes me want to contact them just so I can go over and punch them in the face.

!!!!heart p0unding system!!!! - $400 (bakersfield)

i g0t 3 12'z in a cuzt0m b0x ....speakerz r "pioneer champship seriez"...tha speakerz r practically new i 0nly uzed dem 4 a m0nth cuz i g0t a system tiket....i g0t a interfire amp 0ld sk000 1 puzhing all 3 subz!!!!n i als0 have a equalizer n i have midz n highz n a amp f0r tha highz n midz....im willing 2 trade thiz insane l0ud system 4 a ps3 0r xb0x 360....tha speakerz c0zted me 200 a piece!!!!n tha b0x waz 80....n tha amp i g0 it f0r 190 n tha equalizer g0t it for 130....tha amp 4 tha highz iz w0rth 80 it w0rkz perfectly....s0 thiz iz a steal!!!!im asking 4 evrything 2gethr 400....if yew want i will als0 install it 4 a small fee....fee free 2 txt 0r call n e tyme 661 805 8243....thiz system will turn headz!!!!!evrything iz t0p 0f tha line!!!!!d0nt g0t pikz ryte n0w but if intereztd i wil send em in a pix mezzage 2 yew....thanx....

[The Griff]

you should just reply

" O_o "

And see waht he says.

[notlow]

Hello everyone. Up for sale is a 1940's Willys truck. Built in 2008/2009 by myself. American classic body, 9 inch extended cab, built to set on 1990 S10 truck chassie, 4.3 Chevy Engine, Power steering, Power brakes, power windows, A/C, Cruise control, 700 R overdrive Transmission, 273 Rear end, Truck gets 25 mpg. Custom paint job with matching upholstery. 25,000 is what I'm asking, this is already a low price for what the truck is worth, but I will take best offer. Let me know if you are interested.

Roger
Home: 757-826-5685
Cell: 757-332-2006

[The Griff]

Nice paintjob, queer.

[notlow]

its not mine found it online

[phantom_mia]

dam it

[heeter_33]

Quote: Originally Posted by phantom_mia

a rare 1980 pinto

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/pts/1572778940.html

lol, why live a long and prosperous life when you can die a horribly miserable and painful death in a ford pinto, granted you have to be rear ended, but its never out of the cards haha.

[phantom_mia]

Quote: Originally Posted by heeter_33

lol, why live a long and prosperous life when you can die a horribly miserable and painful death in a ford pinto, granted you have to be rear ended, but its never out of the cards haha.

the old exploding pinto, why do you think its rare, as oppose to well done

[1low-first-gen86]

damn guys back off my girlfriend!

[rocknthehawk]

Gotta love the car for sale....

missing a headlight.

the add:

CUSTOM 1993 GEO METRO/ SUZUKI SWIST - $3500 (WORCESTER)

Date: 2010-01-25, 3:02PM EST
Reply to: sale-snaw5-1569957658@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



CUSTOM PAINT JOB CUSTOM, TWO TONE INTIREOR,CUSTOM RIMS, $3,500 or best offer PLEASED CALL (508)769-8190

[chevy84sdime]

Quote: Originally Posted by 01extreme

Hello everyone. Up for sale is a 1940's Willys truck. Built in 2008/2009 by myself. American classic body, 9 inch extended cab, built to set on 1990 S10 truck chassie, 4.3 Chevy Engine, Power steering, Power brakes, power windows, A/C, Cruise control, 700 R overdrive Transmission, 273 Rear end, Truck gets 25 mpg. Custom paint job with matching upholstery. 25,000 is what I'm asking, this is already a low price for what the truck is worth, but I will take best offer. Let me know if you are interested.

Roger
Home: 757-826-5685
Cell: 757-332-2006

That truck wouldn't look too bad with a different (less gay) shade of yellow....

But did he really.....REALLY put a FVCKING S10 GAUGE CLUSTER IN IT?!?!?! That looks gay as hell...just ruined the whole truck...that brings it down to about $1500 for me..

[phantom_mia]

Quote: Originally Posted by 01extreme

why would i not be surprised to see ronald macdonald driving this

[dimebagged99]

lol, it's for the kids. delivering sunshine one street at a time.

[fatphatboy88]

^^

http://www.willyshotrods.com/41pickup.htm

That truck is just a kit car based off a 1st gen s10. That guy has lost his mind. $15k in kits parts plus a $1k truck does not equal a $25k "classic"

[phantom_mia]

you forgot labor fatphatboy

[88S10Jeff]

$8500????

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/pts/1578514541.html

[rough97]

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/1562490121.html

cold air sway bars have lowering springs but havent putem on new tires with 13x7 wire rims with out rims 1800 obo new motor between 60 -80 thousand miles runs great alot of work into it and interior done up has 2 rust spots on bak of each panel easy fix just dont wanna put more money into it will trade for s-10 hondas anything really no low ballers brand new exhaust

Classic

[BlackCherryDime]

Quote: Originally Posted by old_skool_noma

I wouldn't have admitted that if you intended to try to keep a discrete profile on here and not have a plethora of members following your every post.
I think quite a few women are scared off the site from the constant leg humping, just to let you know they did make some rules about it, if it becomes a problem let a mod or FD know.

Otherwise welcome, try not to take us too seriously, were all a little rough around the edges.
On that note I would like to add that you are a quite attractive young lady.

Haha, thanks for the warning. My boyfriend is on the site, so he warned me about you guys. Trust me I'm a tough girl and some internet leg humpers wont scare me away. Thanks for the welcome!

[snoplow]

Quote: Originally Posted by nAu HaVoC

I think this is a new record for S10forum... 41 posts before someone brought this to attention and latched onto her leg. lol.

quick, we havnt much time, someone pee i her butt

[notlow]

i found this http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/cto/1529650909.html

[sdime98]

and 10 minutes later, the posting has expired? you from NC?

you from around fayetteville rough?

[notlow]

its not expired

[adamwilkes20]

says it is when I click the link you posted

[notlow]

sorry here you go

[adamwilkes20]

you havent bought that yet?

[notlow]

not in too 4x4

[98noma97]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/1585957941.html

[pollard]

Only if I had the money...
http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/1584122406.html
http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/1586353780.html

[2low2tow_nukka]

Quote: Originally Posted by 98noma97

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/1585957941.html

that thing is fucking ugly

[The Griff]

Quote: Originally Posted by 98noma97

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/1585957941.html

I would rock the shit out of that thing.

[88S10Jeff]

Quote: Originally Posted by 2low2tow_nukka

that thing is fucking ugly

ALL saturns are ugly.

[stv-lo]

Quote: Originally Posted by 98noma97

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/1585957941.html

You're selling your Saturn, Shane?

[05xd]

Here we go.

http://delaware.craigslist.org/cto/1587545345.html

[phantom_mia]

Quote: Originally Posted by 05xd

Here we go.

http://delaware.craigslist.org/cto/1587545345.html

it does well over 150mph and turns 15's at the track, i wonder if that is a 1/8 mile track?

[s10xtremist]

Quote: Originally Posted by phantom_mia

it does well over 150mph and turns 15's at the track, i wonder if that is a 1/8 mile track?

Doesn't 150mph in the quarter require a parachute? And if it turns 15s at "well over 150MPH", he must have some insane traction issues and/or no low-end what-so-ever. Maybe he has a .999 lift cam with a 180* LSA!

[Daveman2]

Quote: Originally Posted by phantom_mia

it does well over 150mph and turns 15's at the track, i wonder if that is a 1/8 mile track?

150mph, and 15s, should never be in the same sentence unless someone is running ALOT of power and TINY tires.

high 15s is what I would consider a SAFE rate of acceleration, anything slower than mid 16s I think isn't enough power to safely drive around.

[98noma97]

Quote: Originally Posted by stv-lo

You're selling your Saturn, Shane?

ahh you caught me lol

[66Mustang]

Quote:

1997 Special Edition Blazer - $2500 (Stoutsville,Ohio43154)

1997 chevey blazer. Factory raised roof,grey leather interior,Four wheel drive. Runs good,four wheel drive works good. Body good,has a tear in the driver side seat on the side.Call 740-474-1851 or 740-6016-4677

http://athensohio.craigslist.org/cto/1588550921.html

I don't usually find weird stuff on craigslist, but wtf? Some trucker hat wearing old man ought to buy this thing in notime flat

[phantom_mia]

Quote: Originally Posted by s10xtremist

Doesn't 150mph in the quarter require a parachute? And if it turns 15s at "well over 150MPH", he must have some insane traction issues and/or no low-end what-so-ever. Maybe he has a .999 lift cam with a 180* LSA!

haven't been to the track much have you

[phantom_mia]

Quote: Originally Posted by Daveman2

150mph, and 15s, should never be in the same sentence unless someone is running ALOT of power and TINY tires.

high 15s is what I would consider a SAFE rate of acceleration, anything slower than mid 16s I think isn't enough power to safely drive around.

i seen a stock geo metro at the track turning consistant 24's @70mph and the driver was wearing a full face helmet

stock gen 4 camaro's will turn high 13's all day, stock vettes will go mid 13's and neither will break 110 mph in the quarter, i think he meant top speed 150 mph and turning 15's in the quarter not 150 in the quarter. it takes a lot more than a fresh air pipe and painted valve cover to pull 150 in the quarter

[s10xtremist]

Quote: Originally Posted by phantom_mia

haven't been to the track much have you

Not his year- too cold and wet. Why?

[comics22]

Quote: Originally Posted by Daveman2

150mph, and 15s, should never be in the same sentence unless someone is running ALOT of power and TINY tires.

high 15s is what I would consider a SAFE rate of acceleration, anything slower than mid 16s I think isn't enough power to safely drive around.

safely drive around? no reason to floor it everywhere...

aveo does 17.9s@76mph in the 1/4...

slowest car was the diesel Volkswagen rabbit it was damn near if not 30 seconds.

haha my Chevette does 0-60 in 15.8s 1/4 mile at 20.3 seconds.
there has been ONE time i wish it had more oomph was trying to merge onto the interstate when its really busy. around town i accelerate slow...whats the rush?

i LOVE the people who get behind me while stopped at a red light, it turns green i start moving they swerve around me and floor it to the red light while i just float back and time the light and pass them...

hell the s10 on all out flooring it on most merge lanes i can maybe get up to 60mph...

lol what wonder american cars get shittastic mpg, companies have to gear them and bigger engines to accelerate us to places 5 seconds faster

[phantom_mia]

Quote: Originally Posted by s10xtremist

Not his year- too cold and wet. Why?

cause man if you can get your car to 150mph in a quarter mile 15sec is not your time