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sundrop pisses on all
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,247
Location: lousiana missouri User is: OffLine |
i like to lie and make up shit
well lets start at the beginning i met with some friends last nite to go have some beers and get drunk well i woke up this morning to my cell phone ringing and i didnt recognise the number so i answered it and its one of my friends wives well she thanked me for "showing her a good time last night" i was like wtf did i do last night? so i asked her what happened and she said that we got drunk (evidently i got far drunker than she did)and everyone else went home or passed out but us we stayed drinking and we ran out of alcahol(sp?)
and we went to get some more and i drove well we came back and the people who were passed out were gone and she said she popped in a porn and we went from thare and the next thing you know she tells me we had sex and evidently more than once so i asked her whare her husband was and she said "he went to the store and he wont be back for a while" i find out about 4pm today that half the town knows and i dont know what to say but "it wasnt me" what should i do guys? i mean i was black out drunk and dont remember a thing not even meating with my friends to get drunk.... |
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Kurrupted Kreations
Age: 24
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,284
Location: Tulare, Ca User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
wow! WTF!!! I dunno what to say.
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Certified Auto HVAC Tech
Age: 20
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 7,473
Location: Camden, AR User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
dont drink you idiot......and driving?? are you kidding me?!? do you know the story about freddy??
seriously...what the fvck man!!! |
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Photoshop Fiend
Age: 21
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 8,420
Location: Mid TN User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
Fail...maybe your friends think it would be funny to **** with your drunk ass and made up this elaborate story.
Either way, being drunk is no excuse for your actions. Ive done stupid stuff drunk but thats not a reason. Deal with it. |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 28,379
Location: ? User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
Let's see some pics of this wife, she's probally got a myspace. |
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4/5 drop
Age: 22
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 2,888
Location: vacaville, ca User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
and were you drunk when you wrote this? you're grammar and spelling sucks. welcome to middle school. |
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She Does?!?!?!
Age: 31
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 3,380
Location: MN User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
I say move, seek treatment, and get new friends
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iFail
Age: 24
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 10,499
Location: Dillon, SC User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
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HI!
Age: 20
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 894
Location: Tomball,TX User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
Man thats just stupid! Some people need to no when to stop.
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Megabyte
Age: 23
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 7,658
Location: Vancouver, WA User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
i hate this thread.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 28,379
Location: ? User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
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Kurrupted Kreations
Age: 24
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,284
Location: Tulare, Ca User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
she has no hand!
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sundrop pisses on all
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,247
Location: lousiana missouri User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
heres the thing i NEVER EVER b4 last night have driven drunk
no i dont know about freddy i dont have pics of her and i was looking at my phone just now i have pics of someone i dont even know in a dodge dakota doing a "wall burnout" and a bunch of pics from last night but none of them have her in them i have bad spelling (polish highschool dropout) im freaking out over here |
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iFail
Age: 24
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 10,499
Location: Dillon, SC User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
you should /self
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They took our jorbs.
Age: 24
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 3,775
Location: CAD Lab User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
You fail, congrats.
Ive been so ****ing drunk I couldnt see straight, but never so drunk that I have I lost all of my cognitive ability. Think before you drink retard. |
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sundrop pisses on all
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,247
Location: lousiana missouri User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
i dont even think she was with us she just stumbled on us getting drunk and .......took advantage
talking with friends that were thare noone remembers her being with us at the beginning of the night better yet... how did we get alcohol? neither of us were 21 and i was broke anyways..... Last edited by icedragon : 04-24-2008 at 02:20 AM. |
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Age: 21
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 10,870
Location: south central KY User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
I thought you were banned?
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Russel's Still My Bitch
Age: 27
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 315
Location: User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
dude its gonna come back n haunt u. up the road ur gonna be happily married deeply n love and go down on ur wife n get a mouth full of cum....
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Whood'a Thought
Age: 22
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 3,862
Location: Durant,OK User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
Good luck w/ the aftermath.....
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sundrop pisses on all
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,247
Location: lousiana missouri User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
nope
well do i just tell her husband and hope he dont kick my ass or hope he dont find out or what? my phones are blowing up with people wanting to know what happened last night and i have to tell everyone i dont know.... |
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Russel's Still My Bitch
Age: 27
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 315
Location: User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
man up be like shit i dunno everyone says i did... lol
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iFail
Age: 24
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 10,499
Location: Dillon, SC User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
she had to have been wasted as hell to climb in bed with you...
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Kurrupted Kreations
Age: 24
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,284
Location: Tulare, Ca User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
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Kurrupted Kreations
Age: 24
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,284
Location: Tulare, Ca User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
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sundrop pisses on all
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,247
Location: lousiana missouri User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
he just called wanting to know what happened but he didnt say anything about me sleeping with her
and to top it all off i went to clean the beer bottles and shit out of my cars and i have a strange set of keys in my car..... and found clothes in my car and have no clue whare they came from |
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good bye red, it was fun
Age: 33
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 4,873
Location: New Jersey User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
shut up moron
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Registered User
Age: 26
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 169
Location: Cordova TN User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
To me, if you cant remember shit from drinkin you are 16 or you just suck at drinking. If you suck at drinking please stop because you give people like me a bad name. haha.
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I'm on a boat!
Age: 28
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,470
Location: hour west of StL User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
worst thread of the year....
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sundrop pisses on all
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,247
Location: lousiana missouri User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
i was told i was drinking wild tirkey strait and it makes me black out not to mention not feel my face
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Captain Obvious
Age: 27
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 19,069
Location: Sacramento, CA User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
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good bye red, it was fun
Age: 33
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 4,873
Location: New Jersey User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
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drunk and bored
Age: 40
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 28,543
Location: galesburg(or morton), il User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
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Blue Bowtie
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 469
Location: St. Louis, MO User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
just drink some more and forget how to breath...then you'll be set
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 130
Location: User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
call her back and tell her you have herpes.
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Where's my beanie Hawk?
Age: 22
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 4,403
Location: Bolivar, MO User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
Uh, wow.
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Registered User
Age: 23
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 667
Location: Upland, CA User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
is this for real? you're a moron man..
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Registered Abuser
Age: 21
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 407
Location: Queens, NYC User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
holy s!it man, glad i live in a BIG city...lmao
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Registered User
Age: 23
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 542
Location: User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
here is to getting rocked ****ed and everything else im known here for stupis hit you should come hang with me and my friends you are totally cool dude lol
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Whood'a Thought
Age: 22
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 3,862
Location: Durant,OK User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
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Disturbed Image Trucks
Age: 24
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 5,416
Location: Southington, CT User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
look on the bright side, you finally got your single chance at having sex in your life time.
oh wait, you can't even remember!!! ![]() |
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Registered User
Age: 23
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 542
Location: User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
where i live everyone is welcome to stay if you need info pm im all about huge parties
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Life Begins @ Zero PSI
Age: 32
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 4,868
Location: Coloma Ca User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
"meating with my friends to get drunk...." ![]() |
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Mini-Milita!!!!!
Age: 25
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 6,977
Location: Edmond, Oklahoma User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
"The Adventures of Icedragon"
that would be a humorous show to see all the grand tales and impossible adventures the one called "Icedragon" claims to be in... ![]() |
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Age: 27
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 19,219
Location: Lansing, Michigan User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
this is more of a bullshit story than the one where you told us you had 40grand.
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Registered User
Age: 23
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 667
Location: Upland, CA User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
dude wtf are you talking about.. are you drunk? |
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GMtruckHQ
Age: 23
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 2,892
Location: kevinfornia User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
**** you you ****ing idiot.
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Registered User
Age: 23
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 542
Location: User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
more or less im just here having a good time i have no shame obviously lol i will admit im a tard i been drinkin every night since emily left me so im just makin up for lost time i know u guys here dont really approve of drunkeness but im just livin the dream right now lol
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Registered User
Age: 23
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 4,791
Location: Portland, OR User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
this dude is trollin... and the guys believing this bs are all the little fish hes catchin....
Last edited by Bad-S : 04-24-2008 at 04:51 AM. |
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Registered User
Age: 23
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 667
Location: Upland, CA User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
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Registered User
Age: 23
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 542
Location: User is: OffLine |
Re: I F*@ked up now!!
sorry i guess idk i just like it here and you guys are never one to harm so like i said im just here havin a good time lookin up old stuff and just actually being free for one its nice but once again my bad.....fail
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