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Old 09-21-2004, 09:45 PM   #1
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haha funny ford jokes

Why do they put magnetic bumpers on Fords?















Answer: To pick up the parts that fall off
Old 09-21-2004, 09:59 PM   #2
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Re: haha funny ford jokes

Reminds me of the old Jaguar bumper sticker: "The parts falling off this vehicle are the highest quality of British engineering" or something like that.
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98% of ford trucks are still on the road today. the other 2% made it home
Old 09-21-2004, 10:11 PM   #4
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FORD backwards is
Driver
Returns
On
Foot
Old 09-21-2004, 10:24 PM   #5
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Found
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Dead
Old 09-21-2004, 10:33 PM   #6
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Fix
Or
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F*cked
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Old 09-21-2004, 10:41 PM   #7
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well to be honest i dont really like chevy's. unless its an older corvette, like in the 60's. i'd rather have a ford than a chevy but thats all i can find. and i looked for like a year and a half before i found my truck.
Old 09-21-2004, 10:43 PM   #8
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FORD
For
Only
Retarded
Dumbf!cks
Old 09-21-2004, 10:51 PM   #9
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Quote: Originally Posted by miself_S10
FORD
For
Only
Retarded
Dumbf!cks
shouldn't you be drivin one then?
Old 09-21-2004, 10:53 PM   #10
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Old 09-21-2004, 10:54 PM   #11
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F*cker
Only
Runs
Downhill
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Quote: Originally Posted by 88GMCs-15
well to be honest i dont really like chevy's. unless its an older corvette, like in the 60's. i'd rather have a ford than a chevy but thats all i can find. and i looked for like a year and a half before i found my truck.
it took you a year and a half to find a truck? where do you live? antartica?

i've always liked
F*cked
On a
Raw
Deal

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Old 09-21-2004, 10:56 PM   #13
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Quote: Originally Posted by miself_S10
FORD
For
Only
Retarded
Dumbf!cks

lol poorly executed my friend
Old 09-22-2004, 12:24 AM   #14
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Quote: Originally Posted by miself_S10
FORD
For
Only
Retarded
Dumbf!cks
hey come on, my dad drives a Ford....

but then again even he makes fun of and hates his truck!
and as for Found On Road Dead, I can honestly say that's come true in more than one situation!!
Old 09-22-2004, 12:32 AM   #15
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fucked
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Old 09-22-2004, 12:33 AM   #16
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too bad i still don't have my 5.0 mustang.
Old 09-22-2004, 12:54 AM   #17
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hey woodshop- it took me like a year and a half to find an S-15 or S-10. those things are rare around where i live. mostly people are driving them not sellin them. after i get my truck to where want it, i'll prolly sell it and buy an old F-150 or something like that.
Old 09-22-2004, 01:08 AM   #18
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Sell a GM and buy a Ford? Man are you asking for problems or what. I'm sorry but nobody I know that owns a Ford doesn't bitch about shit breaking on it. Its ok though I will let it go since your young. lol j/k on that last part.
Old 09-22-2004, 01:31 AM   #19
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Re: haha funny ford jokes

Ford jokes huh? Why am i so upset with this thread?
Fast
On
Road
Deathmobile

Ferocious
Obscene
Ruthless
Devil

Hey its late at night give me a break




well guess ill just have to go outrun some Chevys to vendicate my Ford bretheren
Old 09-22-2004, 01:35 AM   #20
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Quote: Originally Posted by blaz1n
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Old 09-22-2004, 01:41 AM   #21
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Re: haha funny ford jokes

whats the diff between a golf ball and a ford









u can drive a golf ball 200 yards
Old 09-22-2004, 08:45 AM   #22
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Re: haha funny ford jokes

Quote: Originally Posted by offthehook
whats the diff between a golf ball and a ford









u can drive a golf ball 200 yards
very nice haha
Old 09-22-2004, 10:28 AM   #23
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Re: haha funny ford jokes

whats the difference between a ford and a golf ball.....you can drive a golf ball 300 yards

COBRA
Car
Owned
By
Retarded
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Old 09-22-2004, 11:54 AM   #24
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Ford, Ford, there the best! Drive a mile, walk the rest! lol
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Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill
Old 09-22-2004, 12:04 PM   #26
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Old 09-22-2004, 12:35 PM   #27
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fix
or
repair
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finding
our
riders
dead
Old 09-22-2004, 12:37 PM   #28
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Re: haha funny ford jokes

Why are the new 03 f150's sleek and aerodynamic?

So all the chevy tow-trucks will get better mileage!
Old 09-22-2004, 03:05 PM   #29
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Re: haha funny ford jokes

Quote: Originally Posted by Grinch78
Sell a GM and buy a Ford? Man are you asking for problems or what. I'm sorry but nobody I know that owns a Ford doesn't bitch about shit breaking on it.


Dude, do you have any idea how sh!tty the front end is under the F-150's? Not only does it not last as long as the GM design, but the F-150 design also is a pain to work on. So to get someone to fix it, when it breaks, it costs you 3-4 times what it would to work on the GM truck.

FORD ... at least they circled the problem.
Old 09-22-2004, 03:09 PM   #30
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Speed kills, drive a Ford and live forever.
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ROFL.. Thought that was an insult to the chevy at first.. but then I got it.. Little slow today
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lol. same here. made me think
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