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Why do they put magnetic bumpers on Fords?















Answer: To pick up the parts that fall off

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post #2 of 32 Old 09-21-2004, 09:59 PM
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Reminds me of the old Jaguar bumper sticker: "The parts falling off this vehicle are the highest quality of British engineering" or something like that.

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98% of ford trucks are still on the road today. the other 2% made it home
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FORD backwards is
Driver
Returns
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Found
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well to be honest i dont really like chevy's. unless its an older corvette, like in the 60's. i'd rather have a ford than a chevy but thats all i can find. and i looked for like a year and a half before i found my truck.

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FORD
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Dumbf!cks
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Dumbf!cks
shouldn't you be drivin one then?


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well to be honest i dont really like chevy's. unless its an older corvette, like in the 60's. i'd rather have a ford than a chevy but thats all i can find. and i looked for like a year and a half before i found my truck.
it took you a year and a half to find a truck? where do you live? antartica?

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Dumbf!cks

lol poorly executed my friend

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FORD
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Dumbf!cks
hey come on, my dad drives a Ford....

but then again even he makes fun of and hates his truck!
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too bad i still don't have my 5.0 mustang.
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hey woodshop- it took me like a year and a half to find an S-15 or S-10. those things are rare around where i live. mostly people are driving them not sellin them. after i get my truck to where want it, i'll prolly sell it and buy an old F-150 or something like that.

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Sell a GM and buy a Ford? Man are you asking for problems or what. I'm sorry but nobody I know that owns a Ford doesn't bitch about shit breaking on it. Its ok though I will let it go since your young. lol j/k on that last part.

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Ford jokes huh? Why am i so upset with this thread?
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well guess ill just have to go outrun some Chevys to vendicate my Ford bretheren

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whats the diff between a golf ball and a ford









u can drive a golf ball 200 yards

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whats the diff between a golf ball and a ford









u can drive a golf ball 200 yards
very nice haha

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whats the difference between a ford and a golf ball.....you can drive a golf ball 300 yards

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Ford, Ford, there the best! Drive a mile, walk the rest! lol

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Fast
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95 isuzu bagged... all that good shit.. at least it drags
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95 isuzu bagged... all that good shit.. at least it drags
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Why are the new 03 f150's sleek and aerodynamic?

So all the chevy tow-trucks will get better mileage!

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Sell a GM and buy a Ford? Man are you asking for problems or what. I'm sorry but nobody I know that owns a Ford doesn't bitch about shit breaking on it.


Dude, do you have any idea how sh!tty the front end is under the F-150's? Not only does it not last as long as the GM design, but the F-150 design also is a pain to work on. So to get someone to fix it, when it breaks, it costs you 3-4 times what it would to work on the GM truck.

FORD ... at least they circled the problem.

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Speed kills, drive a Ford and live forever.

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ROFL.. Thought that was an insult to the chevy at first.. but then I got it.. Little slow today
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lol. same here. made me think
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