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orangesonoma supporter
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
what no pics? thread fails without pics.
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Mr. Top Secret
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
x2..its sig worthy. BTW,we got caught at 4 o clock this morning by my mom. right before i was headed to work,my girl wakes up and decides she wants some and of course i wasnt gonna turn it down. we were at it for about 10 min then without a know my mom opens the door and aks what time im leavin,i told her when i was done and she left haha Last edited by DFitty : 06-30-2009 at 10:26 PM. |
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Carolina Custom AUTOWORKS
Age: 21
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
i been cought a couple times... the first time was with my ex on her moms new couch... we thought her mom was asleep.. and wonted to get some and as soon as she climbed on top her mom walked around the corner and was like wtf do yahll think yahll are doing....
the 2nd time i had a party and had 2 girls in my bed gettin some from both of them and it was like 3 am... and next thing ya kno all my drunk friends walk in my room and flip on the light and shit and start hollering and shit... i was the ****in man for havin 2 girls in the bed .... it was great... great experiences and great times.. |
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Registered User
Age: 19
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
been walked in a few times
1st... By my mom, she was SUPPOSE to work a double so I had an ex over and we were in her bed... I was screaming and she could hear me from outside... She walked in and told me not to leave stains on her bed... 2nd.... I was giving my ex a BJ. He was standing in front of me... I was sittin on the couch in the front room. His uncle walked in looked and just kept on walking past til he got to his room. 3rd. LoL We were on the same couch and his dad came in and was like "I'm glad your actually getting something done.... I'll be back in 15minutes so hurry up"... so we did... |
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Have you seen my glovebox
Age: 20
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
pics of you? |
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
^^haha
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Blu N' Primer...
Age: 24
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
Its funny i read this thread thinking, this is hilarious, and its never happened to me.. until my birthday last night.
me and the girl were goin at it, and she lives in an apartment with a roommate. her roommate & her bf get home-hammered, at probally around 2am and yells my gf's name, and whips the bedroom door open and screams "Are you Naked!!" I was laughing so damn hard at her drunken stupidity. Oh and to add to it, the drunken roommate walked into the patio screen door after that.. all i said to the gf was "happy birthday to me" |
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... i dont know?
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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... i dont know?
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
I've been walked in on several times, but about the best story from it was with an ex of mine in high school. We had already got done...my pants were around my ankles and I was leaning against her bed, she was completely naked leaning up against me. We heard the door start to open and she jumps backwards into her closet and shuts the door. I tried to run around the end of the bed while reaching down to grab my pants. Well, that was a dumb move on my part because as soon as I pulled on my pants, I yanked my feet out from under me, and I fell face first to the floor. I jump up, look around, and realize that the door was shut and I was alone in the room...still a little dazed from the fall. Then I hear a knock at the door and her mom's voice say, "I think its time for him to leave."
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Useless posting member
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
Funniest story was when we got caught by the gf's grandma
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Useless posting member
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
hahaha!! that's awesome! ![]() |
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
need pics of chick.
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
I work for the park service at the local beach...I was driving up the sand one evening and caught this couple doing the deed...it was hilarious...the girl was on top...and when she looked up and saw me and the federal truck she was like ahhhh...I just smiled real big and started laughing real loud, lol. On the way back through...she was laying face down on the towel looking all embarassed...and the guy just looked bummed, haha.
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Who's got the fish?
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you think of something
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
nevery caught..but i was taking a piss at mcdonalds once and i got bored so i started going back to see how far i could make my streem go and someone walked in and i turned and started peeing all over the walls while running back to the urinal....
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Calico 1st Gen
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
i just dont get it lol |
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Useless posting member
Age: 20
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
![]() Girl in the middle. There's a few more pics floating around here somewhere on the forums of her in her Suicide Doors boy shorts. |
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Project Classified LIVES!
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
matt96dime = the big nose
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Still 2 High
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Calico 1st Gen
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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I AM CANADIAN
Age: 24
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
s-series trucks don't work that well either, with us being 6ft and plus the girl gets too uncomfortable. lol
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Project Classified LIVES!
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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I AM CANADIAN
Age: 24
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
i know but it was raining, lol. I meant the cab.
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where's my chippy?
Age: 20
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
idk man i couldnt do it in mine or my girls parents bed thats just gross to me. i also have the same sized bed as my rents(queen)
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Registered User
Age: 19
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
epic picture haha |
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... i dont know?
Age: 21
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
btw it took me at least 5 minutes to figure out where the button to add you was |
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is a Prick.
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
Buncha sex noobs
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Still 2 High
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I AM CANADIAN
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Useless posting member
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Blu N' Primer...
Age: 24
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Registered User
Age: 22
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
caught my buddy the other night. we were at a party, everyone was in the back yard, i was walking around the side of the house to leave and i open the gate, look to my side. my buddy is nailing some chick on the fence.
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
Terp?
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Registered User
Age: 22
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
howd u guess? lol
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Useless posting member
Age: 20
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
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Site Sponsor
Age: 29
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
Hmmm Im thinking this should be the background for next years slamology banners !!!!! |
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Useless
Age: 22
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
haha... way to go jayme... youre officially posterboy for slamology 2010
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Useless posting member
Age: 20
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
O...M...G... She'd be so happy
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
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Re: Ever been caught having sex?
Don't forget to tell your grandparents!
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