Ever been caught having sex?

XDime99 · 06-29-2009, 04:48 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by heeter_33

even if this stories true, which im sure most of its not, he most likely wasnt trying to hit you. if they dont believe in premarital sex they probably dont believe in first degree murder either. theyre warning shots to stay the hell away

Believe what you want bro!! I swear on my life the shits true!! This is why i thought twice about posting it, i knew someone was gonna call me out saying it was a fake made up story! I have no reason to make the shit up, im not just some loser who is trying to make people ill never really know besides on here think im cool!! (dont really think something like this could make you look cool anyway!)

EDIT: Dude, i live around a bunch of backwood rednecks, they dont give an F about premarital sex!! They are just really protective! And yes he was trying to kill me, he called my dad that night telling him that he was gonna beat the shit out of me, so now were going to try to press charges (waste of time!) for him threatening me and shooting at me.......... but like i said believe what you want man, it dont make a difference to me!

jbob · 06-29-2009, 05:22 PM

my ex and her little girl used to stay over all the time and her little one had her own room here. one night we were goin at it and her girl walked in me on top with my vieanna up in her. she asked "are you hurting her?" i go no. she says "then why is she crying?" (we were both sweaty) she says "ok well you need to get me something to drink im thirsty" we asked her the next morning if she liked her drink and she didn't even remember comin in.

and my mom always seems to find my raincoats in the trash but never caught me.

Futuresweets10 · 06-29-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 19XDime99

Believe what you want bro!! I swear on my life the shits true!! This is why i thought twice about posting it, i knew someone was gonna call me out saying it was a fake made up story! I have no reason to make the shit up, im not just some loser who is trying to make people ill never really know besides on here think im cool!! (dont really think something like this could make you look cool anyway!)

EDIT: Dude, i live around a bunch of backwood rednecks, they dont give an F about premarital sex!! They are just really protective! And yes he was trying to kill me, he called my dad that night telling him that he was gonna beat the shit out of me, so now were going to try to press charges (waste of time!) for him threatening me and shooting at me.......... but like i said believe what you want man, it dont make a difference to me!

I believe every bit of it... By the way you talk a story like that fits into your life great. White trash wigger....

XDime99 · 06-29-2009, 05:26 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Futuresweets10

I believe every bit of it... By the way you talk a story like that fits into your life great. White trash wigger....

So what part of what i said makes me a "white trash wigger"? Im far from white trash, and even farther from being a wigger!

ka_jd7and1 · 06-29-2009, 05:31 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 19XDime99

So what part of what i said makes me a "white trash wigger"? Im far from white trash, and even farther from being a wigger!

I don't know, maybe escaping Dukes of Hazzard style in your truck while her angry father fires at you with a shotgun?

XDime99 · 06-29-2009, 05:34 PM

I wasnt staying there!!!!! And what was i supposed to do????? Leave granny style and go 5 mph and get my truck peppered???

bad03xtreme · 06-29-2009, 05:37 PM

No pussy is worth getting shot, shit that sounds more like her husband than her dad...

ks99dime · 06-29-2009, 05:39 PM

i have only been caught a few time
first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house.

then i had a few close calls with her family coming home. We were caught by her brother having sex once. Again by him the other night, while i was gettin a bj, she got up and sat on my lap, which hurt like hell cause the zipper rubbed my dick. Thats about it, nothing really good like some of these other ones lol

XDime99 · 06-29-2009, 05:40 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by bad03xtreme

No pussy is worth getting shot, shit that sounds more like her husband than her dad...

Thats what im sayin man!! No pussy is worth my truck getting messed up either! I thought that too, when i was driving home i was like damn i feel like i just left a married womans house after her husband came home.

ls1s10onair · 06-29-2009, 05:49 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime

i have only been caught a few time
first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house.

then i had a few close calls with her family coming home. We were caught by her brother having sex once. Again by him the other night, while i was gettin a bj, she got up and sat on my lap, which hurt like hell cause the zipper rubbed my dick. Thats about it, nothing really good like some of these other ones lol

im gonna ignore that

ka_jd7and1 · 06-29-2009, 05:50 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime

i have only been caught a few time
first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house.

You need to work on writing sentances correctly and using commas, or people like me are going to take things out of context.

ka_jd7and1 · 06-29-2009, 05:51 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by ls1s10onair

im gonna ignore that

Don't you have better things to do like think up a shop name?

XDime99 · 06-29-2009, 05:51 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by ls1s10onair

im gonna ignore that

I was gonna say something too, but im already gettin bashed for my post so.......

roboticsguy · 06-29-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime

i have only been caught a few time
first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house.

then i had a few close calls with her family coming home. We were caught by her brother having sex once. Again by him the other night, while i was gettin a bj, she got up and sat on my lap, which hurt like hell cause the zipper rubbed my dick. Thats about it, nothing really good like some of these other ones lol

While that would be perfectly acceptable in certain parts of Arkansas, Missouri, Southern Alabama, Southern Georgia and the Florida panhandle, I think it's typically frowned upon in your neck of the woods.

mikedd_87 · 06-29-2009, 06:28 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime

getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner

Daveman2 · 06-29-2009, 06:37 PM

LOL at the mom giving the guy a handjob

Once my friend busted in my room to get something at 8 in the morn while i was getting a hj, but we just paused and pretended to be asleep until he left.

This other time I was getting dome in the morning from this one girl I hooked up with and we heard her friends knock and come through the door to come to pick her up and we had to scramble to get our clothes on, we ended just barely got dressed in time.

ks99dime · 06-29-2009, 06:40 PM

hahah holyyy shittttttt wow i need to proof read wow, ya to clear handjob by my girlfriend and caught by my mom

ks99dime · 06-29-2009, 06:44 PM

but at least you all got some laughs out of my shitty sentence structure

NCarolina910 · 06-29-2009, 07:35 PM

sounds like a lot of people, their exes, and their girlfriends need to learn how to lock some damn doors

mikedd_87 · 06-29-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by NCarolinaS10

sounds like a lot of people, their exes, and their girlfriends need to learn how to lock some damn doors

And their moms :X

mister880 · 06-29-2009, 09:07 PM

not really caught, but was getting a bj from one of my exes. my friend called (who was my supervisor at the time) to ask me if i could work. it was hard holding a conversation..

i told him the next day he called at the worst time..

Matt 08 · 06-29-2009, 09:10 PM

Kinda sorta been caught. Back when I was 17 me and my X use to do it all the time at my house. Being the newb that I was I flushed all the c-doms down the toilet thinking no biggie. About 2 months later my dad starts working on the basement and has the cut the shit pipe to re-route it. When he does, a shit load of condoms that were caught in the pipe come flying out. He just told me he was glad I was wrapping it, Haha.

TA^Guy · 06-29-2009, 09:31 PM

Been caught tons of times, but the best time was when my wife and I were out one weekend niht and we pulled over in a parking lot to a park for a quickie. I had her bent over the side of the truck lifted her skirt up and went to town. Few cars came around the road behind me but it didn't phase me until I heard one turn in. I yanked my shorts close and held the belt buckle and she pulled hr skirt down. It was a State Police car with two Troopers in it. They asked if everything was ok with big grins on their faces. My wife was pertending to feel sick and I told them she wasn't feelign well. They just said "Ok, have nice night." while chuckling and drove off. lol

BONDO · 06-29-2009, 09:53 PM

i was never really caught but one night wen i was staying at my parents me and the fiance did it and i took the condom off and threw it in the toilette and forgot to flush and my mom knocked on the door and told me to make sure i throw my condoms in the garbage becouse they might clog up the toilette haha awkward

SgtM · 06-29-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime

i have only been caught a few time
first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house.

then i had a few close calls with her family coming home. We were caught by her brother having sex once. Again by him the other night, while i was gettin a bj, she got up and sat on my lap, which hurt like hell cause the zipper rubbed my dick. Thats about it, nothing really good like some of these other ones lol

New sig

laydout97 · 06-29-2009, 10:41 PM

The ex and I got caught one time in Panama City. We were on the second balcony going at it. This guy next door heard us and started looking around corner. He just smiled and gave me a thumbs up.

heeter_33 · 06-29-2009, 10:50 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by SgtM

New sig

haha i was waiting for that. thats one of the best for sure

702s10 · 06-29-2009, 10:52 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by SgtM

New sig

LMFAO! I was thinking the same thing!

leadsled2020 · 06-29-2009, 10:58 PM

My gf and I hadnt been dating long and were going at it on the couch at her house. I heard her brother put his key in the lock in the front door, so I pulled out and grabbed my clothes and ran to her room stark naked, leaving her to fend for herself, she ran for the bathroom but left her clothes and the condom wraper in the living room. I put my clothes on and sat in her room waiting. meanwhile I hear her brother go in his room and grab his shotgun. he goes and sits in the living room and I hear him load it. I honestly dont think I have ever been so scared. I am prior army as a SF helicopter crewchief and have seen some shit. all I could think was " this is it, I die today" but for some reason I decide to go out the front instead of jump out the window. her brother just stares me down with the shotgun layed across his lap as I leave. we have been together almost a year and he still doesnt talk to me much.....lol

ks99dime · 06-30-2009, 12:36 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by 702s10

LMFAO! I was thinking the same thing!

i was waiting for somebody to put that, im glad i could help haha, im such a retard haha

stv-lo · 06-30-2009, 02:37 AM

LMAO damn you sgtm i was gonna sig that one...

kid learn to proofread that shit next time

***Hucko*** · 06-30-2009, 02:41 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime

i have only been caught a few time
first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house.

then i had a few close calls with her family coming home. We were caught by her brother having sex once. Again by him the other night, while i was gettin a bj, she got up and sat on my lap, which hurt like hell cause the zipper rubbed my dick. Thats about it, nothing really good like some of these other ones lol

EPIC

scrubz · 06-30-2009, 02:26 PM

Um, let's see....

one time my x was givin me a BJ in her truck in the school parking lot, one of my friends sees me just sitting there I guess and he comes to the window, I didn't notice him untill too late, and before I could do anything he throws his hands up and walks away. I saw him in 3rd period look at him (both of us with shit eating grins on our faces) then notice that the rest of the guys in class are smilin too. F*ckin blabber mouth

2nd time, same girl, same parking lot after school this time and we were rounding third when I think the girls softball team saw us, and we were ratted out. Had to talk to the vice-principal next day who was cool about it. He never told our folks.

3rd time, same girl, in her room I was eatin her out, late at night she was naked as hell, I think I may have just had my shirt off when her dad (who is a dean at the local church) knocks on the door to tell me it's time for me to go home. I was still in high school so no big deal there. But she goes flyin out of the bed and goes to her closet

I guess so he wouldn't see her.

We split goin on a year ago, and the one I'm with now we haven't been caught yet, but we are headed down to the beach this weekend for the 4th, and DO plan on "goin swimmin" at night

I"ll keep ya'll updated

***Imperial*** · 06-30-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by leadsled2020

My gf and I hadnt been dating long and were going at it on the couch at her house. I heard her brother put his key in the lock in the front door, so I pulled out and grabbed my clothes and ran to her room stark naked, leaving her to fend for herself, she ran for the bathroom but left her clothes and the condom wraper in the living room. I put my clothes on and sat in her room waiting. meanwhile I hear her brother go in his room and grab his shotgun. he goes and sits in the living room and I hear him load it. I honestly dont think I have ever been so scared. I am prior army as a SF helicopter crewchief and have seen some shit. all I could think was " this is it, I die today" but for some reason I decide to go out the front instead of jump out the window. her brother just stares me down with the shotgun layed across his lap as I leave. we have been together almost a year and he still doesnt talk to me much.....lol

Tell him to mind his own goddamned business; unless she's like 15 or something, then you should go grab that shotgun from him and do it yourself.

railin93 · 06-30-2009, 03:30 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 19XDime99

Believe what you want bro!! I swear on my life the shits true!! This is why i thought twice about posting it, i knew someone was gonna call me out saying it was a fake made up story! I have no reason to make the shit up, im not just some loser who is trying to make people ill never really know besides on here think im cool!! (dont really think something like this could make you look cool anyway!)

EDIT: Dude, i live around a bunch of backwood rednecks, they dont give an F about premarital sex!! They are just really protective! And yes he was trying to kill me, he called my dad that night telling him that he was gonna beat the shit out of me, so now were going to try to press charges (waste of time!) for him threatening me and shooting at me.......... but like i said believe what you want man, it dont make a difference to me!

that was ****in priceless...mine was sumthin similar but me and my ex were goin at it like wild animlas when her dad started bangin on her door to open it before he knocked it down...i jumped out the window and laid in the bushes outside her window as he scolded her ass for like 10 minutes...her parents HATED me and still do 15 yrs later...but i stuffed that bitch like a thanksgiving turkey every chance i got in their living room!!!!!

bad03xtreme · 06-30-2009, 04:15 PM

These are the kind of stories that make me so thankful I had a son!!!!!!

XDime99 · 06-30-2009, 04:26 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by railin93

that was ****in priceless...mine was sumthin similar but me and my ex were goin at it like wild animlas when her dad started bangin on her door to open it before he knocked it down...i jumped out the window and laid in the bushes outside her window as he scolded her ass for like 10 minutes...her parents HATED me and still do 15 yrs later...but i stuffed that bitch like a thanksgiving turkey every chance i got in their living room!!!!!

HEHE yeah, it was ****in nuts! Her parents are still pissed about it all and im "banned" from their household. But mean what can they do??? It already happened, so i hope they dont think that shes gonna stop now!

XDime99 · 06-30-2009, 04:28 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by bad03xtreme

These are the kind of stories that make me so thankful I had a son!!!!!!

Im hopin and prayin I can have a son!!! (if i ever decide to have one)

***Imperial*** · 06-30-2009, 04:29 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by bad03xtreme

These are the kind of stories that make me so thankful I had a son!!!!!!

He could still end up the catcher dude; be careful.

leadsled2020 · 06-30-2009, 04:35 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Imperial

Tell him to mind his own goddamned business; unless she's like 15 or something, then you should go grab that shotgun from him and do it yourself.

hahaha pretty much.... and shes 19... her brother is almost 21...

The Griff · 06-30-2009, 04:54 PM

I haven't but my buddies story makes me laugh everytime. So, he and this girl were goin at it in her parents bedroom. They decided to take a trip down the hershey highway, and I guess it was a bit difficult for her.. anyways, mom & dad show up early, open the door to their bedroom to find these two. My buddie pulls out immediatly, thus ensuing defication. My buddy see's this and threw up on site, ran out the door and got in his car. Their relationship was quite short lived after this. But it still makes me laugh everytime.

roboticsguy · 06-30-2009, 04:58 PM

X_NoHope_X · 06-30-2009, 05:01 PM

haha.

one of my ex's had those stupid railing things above her bed without any materials hanging from them. one night i guess her parents heard the railings shaking from the next room over and asked her to please make sure she uses protection hahaha. ooopsies!

with the same ex, we were in her room getting into things. she was topless and started to go down... we thought the door was locked when apparently it wasnt. her step dad opens the door, looks at us and says "not cool... get some clothes on and come out, your grandparents are here" lol.

he also walked through the back sliding door right after we finished in the hot tub one time haha.

90blueS10 · 06-30-2009, 05:10 PM

I dont get the whole "in the parents bed" thing.

The Griff · 06-30-2009, 05:13 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 90blueS10

I dont get the whole "in the parents bed" thing.

Why not? If a chick says let's fuck I don't ask "where?" or say "no, not in here"

dreamtruck89 · 06-30-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by X_NoHope_X

haha.

one of my ex's had those stupid railing things above her bed without any materials hanging from them. one night i guess her parents heard the railings shaking from the next room over and asked her to please make sure she uses protection hahaha. ooopsies!

with the same ex, we were in her room getting into things. she was topless and started to go down... we thought the door was locked when apparently it wasnt. her step dad opens the door, looks at us and says "not cool... get some clothes on and come out, your grandparents are here" lol.

this is some funny shit
priceless lol

XDime99 · 06-30-2009, 05:58 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by TheGriff

I haven't but my buddies story makes me laugh everytime. So, he and this girl were goin at it in her parents bedroom. They decided to take a trip down the hershey highway, and I guess it was a bit difficult for her.. anyways, mom & dad show up early, open the door to their bedroom to find these two. My buddie pulls out immediatly, thus ensuing defication. My buddy see's this and threw up on site, ran out the door and got in his car. Their relationship was quite short lived after this. But it still makes me laugh everytime.

Damn...... this is why im kinda weary everytime my gf brings this subject up up!! Im afraid im gonna pull out and its gonna be like on Zack and Miri make a porno, and crap is gonna come flying out!!!!

***Imperial*** · 06-30-2009, 06:02 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 19XDime99

Damn...... this is why im kinda weary everytime my gf brings this subject up up!! Im afraid im gonna pull out and its gonna be like on Zack and Miri make a porno, and crap is gonna come flying out!!!!

If she wants it she'll take the necessary precautions to ensure that doesn't happen.

Speedy2222 · 06-30-2009, 07:33 PM

never been caught but walked in my buddies house 5 minutes after him telling me to come on over he'll be outside( in the shop) in a few minutes.. walked inside to get the shop keys and heard creaking.. i yell.. hey you in here? he goes. ya i'll uhh.. be out in a little bit.. just head out to the shop..

great stories though!

XDime99 · 06-30-2009, 09:40 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Imperial

If she wants it she'll take the necessary precautions to ensure that doesn't happen.

Yeah thats what she said....lol... it just one of those situation where i wanna and dont wanna at the same time.

06-29-2009, 04:48 PM	#101
XDime99 Registered User Age: 17 Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 367 Location: Gainesville, Fl User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by heeter_33 even if this stories true, which im sure most of its not, he most likely wasnt trying to hit you. if they dont believe in premarital sex they probably dont believe in first degree murder either. theyre warning shots to stay the hell away Believe what you want bro!! I swear on my life the shits true!! This is why i thought twice about posting it, i knew someone was gonna call me out saying it was a fake made up story! I have no reason to make the shit up, im not just some loser who is trying to make people ill never really know besides on here think im cool!! (dont really think something like this could make you look cool anyway!) EDIT: Dude, i live around a bunch of backwood rednecks, they dont give an F about premarital sex!! They are just really protective! And yes he was trying to kill me, he called my dad that night telling him that he was gonna beat the shit out of me, so now were going to try to press charges (waste of time!) for him threatening me and shooting at me.......... but like i said believe what you want man, it dont make a difference to me! Last edited by XDime99 : 06-29-2009 at 04:54 PM.
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06-29-2009, 05:22 PM	#102
jbob Registered User Age: 23 Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 151 Location: houston, tx User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? my ex and her little girl used to stay over all the time and her little one had her own room here. one night we were goin at it and her girl walked in me on top with my vieanna up in her. she asked "are you hurting her?" i go no. she says "then why is she crying?" (we were both sweaty) she says "ok well you need to get me something to drink im thirsty" we asked her the next morning if she liked her drink and she didn't even remember comin in. and my mom always seems to find my raincoats in the trash but never caught me.
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06-29-2009, 05:22 PM	#103
Futuresweets10 former title junky mod Age: 23 Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 6,453 Location: Biloxi MS User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by 19XDime99 Believe what you want bro!! I swear on my life the shits true!! This is why i thought twice about posting it, i knew someone was gonna call me out saying it was a fake made up story! I have no reason to make the shit up, im not just some loser who is trying to make people ill never really know besides on here think im cool!! (dont really think something like this could make you look cool anyway!) EDIT: Dude, i live around a bunch of backwood rednecks, they dont give an F about premarital sex!! They are just really protective! And yes he was trying to kill me, he called my dad that night telling him that he was gonna beat the shit out of me, so now were going to try to press charges (waste of time!) for him threatening me and shooting at me.......... but like i said believe what you want man, it dont make a difference to me! I believe every bit of it... By the way you talk a story like that fits into your life great. White trash wigger....
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06-29-2009, 05:26 PM	#104
XDime99 Registered User Age: 17 Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 367 Location: Gainesville, Fl User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by Futuresweets10 I believe every bit of it... By the way you talk a story like that fits into your life great. White trash wigger.... So what part of what i said makes me a "white trash wigger"? Im far from white trash, and even farther from being a wigger!
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06-29-2009, 05:31 PM	#105
ka_jd7and1 is a fungineer Age: 24 Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,142 Location: Bakersfield, CA User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by 19XDime99 So what part of what i said makes me a "white trash wigger"? Im far from white trash, and even farther from being a wigger! I don't know, maybe escaping Dukes of Hazzard style in your truck while her angry father fires at you with a shotgun?
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06-29-2009, 05:34 PM	#106
XDime99 Registered User Age: 17 Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 367 Location: Gainesville, Fl User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? I wasnt staying there!!!!! And what was i supposed to do????? Leave granny style and go 5 mph and get my truck peppered???
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06-29-2009, 05:37 PM	#107
bad03xtreme Choosy moms choose Jeff Age: 27 Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,118 Location: Manassas, VA User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? No pussy is worth getting shot, shit that sounds more like her husband than her dad...
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06-29-2009, 05:39 PM	#108
ks99dime In Progress Age: 21 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 267 Location: RI User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? i have only been caught a few time first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house. then i had a few close calls with her family coming home. We were caught by her brother having sex once. Again by him the other night, while i was gettin a bj, she got up and sat on my lap, which hurt like hell cause the zipper rubbed my dick. Thats about it, nothing really good like some of these other ones lol
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06-29-2009, 05:40 PM	#109
XDime99 Registered User Age: 17 Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 367 Location: Gainesville, Fl User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by bad03xtreme No pussy is worth getting shot, shit that sounds more like her husband than her dad... Thats what im sayin man!! No pussy is worth my truck getting messed up either! I thought that too, when i was driving home i was like damn i feel like i just left a married womans house after her husband came home.
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06-29-2009, 05:49 PM	#110
ls1s10onair Local Tech Age: 26 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,241 Location: westwood, nj User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime i have only been caught a few time first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house. then i had a few close calls with her family coming home. We were caught by her brother having sex once. Again by him the other night, while i was gettin a bj, she got up and sat on my lap, which hurt like hell cause the zipper rubbed my dick. Thats about it, nothing really good like some of these other ones lol im gonna ignore that
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06-29-2009, 05:50 PM	#111
ka_jd7and1 is a fungineer Age: 24 Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,142 Location: Bakersfield, CA User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime i have only been caught a few time first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house. You need to work on writing sentances correctly and using commas, or people like me are going to take things out of context.
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06-29-2009, 05:51 PM	#112
ka_jd7and1 is a fungineer Age: 24 Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,142 Location: Bakersfield, CA User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by ls1s10onair im gonna ignore that Don't you have better things to do like think up a shop name?
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06-29-2009, 05:51 PM	#113
XDime99 Registered User Age: 17 Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 367 Location: Gainesville, Fl User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by ls1s10onair im gonna ignore that I was gonna say something too, but im already gettin bashed for my post so.......
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06-29-2009, 06:27 PM	#114
roboticsguy Truckless Member Age: 33 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,737 Location: Seattle, WA User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime i have only been caught a few time first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house. then i had a few close calls with her family coming home. We were caught by her brother having sex once. Again by him the other night, while i was gettin a bj, she got up and sat on my lap, which hurt like hell cause the zipper rubbed my dick. Thats about it, nothing really good like some of these other ones lol While that would be perfectly acceptable in certain parts of Arkansas, Missouri, Southern Alabama, Southern Georgia and the Florida panhandle, I think it's typically frowned upon in your neck of the woods.
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06-29-2009, 06:28 PM	#115
mikedd_87 scrapes speedbumps Age: 21 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,602 Location: The field, OH User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner
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06-29-2009, 06:37 PM	#116
Daveman2 Road Racing Blazer Age: 22 Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 4,561 Location: Santa Cruz, CA User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? LOL at the mom giving the guy a handjob Once my friend busted in my room to get something at 8 in the morn while i was getting a hj, but we just paused and pretended to be asleep until he left. This other time I was getting dome in the morning from this one girl I hooked up with and we heard her friends knock and come through the door to come to pick her up and we had to scramble to get our clothes on, we ended just barely got dressed in time.
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06-29-2009, 06:40 PM	#117
ks99dime In Progress Age: 21 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 267 Location: RI User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? hahah holyyy shittttttt wow i need to proof read wow, ya to clear handjob by my girlfriend and caught by my mom
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06-29-2009, 06:44 PM	#118
ks99dime In Progress Age: 21 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 267 Location: RI User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? but at least you all got some laughs out of my shitty sentence structure
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06-29-2009, 07:35 PM	#119
NCarolina910 no more S10 Age: 23 Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,189 Location: North Carolina User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? sounds like a lot of people, their exes, and their girlfriends need to learn how to lock some damn doors
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06-29-2009, 08:41 PM	#120
mikedd_87 scrapes speedbumps Age: 21 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,602 Location: The field, OH User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by NCarolinaS10 sounds like a lot of people, their exes, and their girlfriends need to learn how to lock some damn doors And their moms :X
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06-29-2009, 09:07 PM	#121
mister880 Registered User Age: 22 Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,525 Location: St Marys County, MD User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? not really caught, but was getting a bj from one of my exes. my friend called (who was my supervisor at the time) to ask me if i could work. it was hard holding a conversation.. i told him the next day he called at the worst time..
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06-29-2009, 09:10 PM	#122
Matt 08 Bowties For Life Age: 22 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 52 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Kinda sorta been caught. Back when I was 17 me and my X use to do it all the time at my house. Being the newb that I was I flushed all the c-doms down the toilet thinking no biggie. About 2 months later my dad starts working on the basement and has the cut the shit pipe to re-route it. When he does, a shit load of condoms that were caught in the pipe come flying out. He just told me he was glad I was wrapping it, Haha.
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06-29-2009, 09:31 PM	#123
TA^Guy Pickle Puss Age: 32 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,466 Location: New York User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Been caught tons of times, but the best time was when my wife and I were out one weekend niht and we pulled over in a parking lot to a park for a quickie. I had her bent over the side of the truck lifted her skirt up and went to town. Few cars came around the road behind me but it didn't phase me until I heard one turn in. I yanked my shorts close and held the belt buckle and she pulled hr skirt down. It was a State Police car with two Troopers in it. They asked if everything was ok with big grins on their faces. My wife was pertending to feel sick and I told them she wasn't feelign well. They just said "Ok, have nice night." while chuckling and drove off. lol
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06-29-2009, 09:53 PM	#124
BONDO VILLE Age: 23 Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,429 Location: tampa FL User is: Online	Re: Ever been caught having sex? i was never really caught but one night wen i was staying at my parents me and the fiance did it and i took the condom off and threw it in the toilette and forgot to flush and my mom knocked on the door and told me to make sure i throw my condoms in the garbage becouse they might clog up the toilette haha awkward
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06-29-2009, 10:31 PM	#125
SgtM Educating da masses Age: 34 Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,580 Location: Niles, OH User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by ks99dime i have only been caught a few time first time was after prom, getting a hand job by my mom was not cool, and we had to have dinner my parents and girlfriend for my parents to say they would not tell her parents just dont do it in the house. then i had a few close calls with her family coming home. We were caught by her brother having sex once. Again by him the other night, while i was gettin a bj, she got up and sat on my lap, which hurt like hell cause the zipper rubbed my dick. Thats about it, nothing really good like some of these other ones lol New sig
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06-29-2009, 10:41 PM	#126
laydout97 getting shit done Age: 23 Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,964 Location: prattville, alabama User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? The ex and I got caught one time in Panama City. We were on the second balcony going at it. This guy next door heard us and started looking around corner. He just smiled and gave me a thumbs up.
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06-29-2009, 10:50 PM	#127
heeter_33 Registered User Age: 19 Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 810 Location: Canada User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by SgtM New sig haha i was waiting for that. thats one of the best for sure
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06-29-2009, 10:52 PM	#128
702s10 Just turned 18 Age: 24 Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 841 Location: Las Vegas User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by SgtM New sig LMFAO! I was thinking the same thing!
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06-29-2009, 10:58 PM	#129
leadsled2020 Crazy As Fuck Age: 25 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,027 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? My gf and I hadnt been dating long and were going at it on the couch at her house. I heard her brother put his key in the lock in the front door, so I pulled out and grabbed my clothes and ran to her room stark naked, leaving her to fend for herself, she ran for the bathroom but left her clothes and the condom wraper in the living room. I put my clothes on and sat in her room waiting. meanwhile I hear her brother go in his room and grab his shotgun. he goes and sits in the living room and I hear him load it. I honestly dont think I have ever been so scared. I am prior army as a SF helicopter crewchief and have seen some shit. all I could think was " this is it, I die today" but for some reason I decide to go out the front instead of jump out the window. her brother just stares me down with the shotgun layed across his lap as I leave. we have been together almost a year and he still doesnt talk to me much.....lol
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06-30-2009, 12:36 AM	#130
ks99dime In Progress Age: 21 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 267 Location: RI User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by 702s10 LMFAO! I was thinking the same thing! i was waiting for somebody to put that, im glad i could help haha, im such a retard haha
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06-30-2009, 02:37 AM	#131
stv-lo Useless Age: 22 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,494 Location: your mom... User is: Online	Re: Ever been caught having sex? LMAO damn you sgtm i was gonna sig that one... kid learn to proofread that shit next time
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06-30-2009, 02:26 PM	#133
scrubz 355 member Age: 24 Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 12,075 Location: Charlotte, NC User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Um, let's see.... one time my x was givin me a BJ in her truck in the school parking lot, one of my friends sees me just sitting there I guess and he comes to the window, I didn't notice him untill too late, and before I could do anything he throws his hands up and walks away. I saw him in 3rd period look at him (both of us with shit eating grins on our faces) then notice that the rest of the guys in class are smilin too. Fckin blabber mouth 2nd time, same girl, same parking lot after school this time and we were rounding third when I think the girls softball team saw us, and we were ratted out. Had to talk to the vice-principal next day who was cool about it. He never told our folks. 3rd time, same girl, in her room I was eatin her out, late at night she was naked as hell, I think I may have just had my shirt off when her dad (who is a dean at the local church) knocks on the door to tell me it's time for me to go home. I was still in high school so no big deal there. But she goes flyin out of the bed and goes to her closet I guess so he wouldn't see her. We split goin on a year ago, and the one I'm with now we haven't been caught yet, but we are headed down to the beach this weekend for the 4th, and DO plan on "goin swimmin" at night I"ll keep ya'll updated Last edited by scrubz : 06-30-2009 at 02:28 PM.*
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06-30-2009, 02:40 PM	#134
*Imperial* Captain Obvious Age: 27 Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 19,069 Location: Sacramento, CA User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by leadsled2020 My gf and I hadnt been dating long and were going at it on the couch at her house. I heard her brother put his key in the lock in the front door, so I pulled out and grabbed my clothes and ran to her room stark naked, leaving her to fend for herself, she ran for the bathroom but left her clothes and the condom wraper in the living room. I put my clothes on and sat in her room waiting. meanwhile I hear her brother go in his room and grab his shotgun. he goes and sits in the living room and I hear him load it. I honestly dont think I have ever been so scared. I am prior army as a SF helicopter crewchief and have seen some shit. all I could think was " this is it, I die today" but for some reason I decide to go out the front instead of jump out the window. her brother just stares me down with the shotgun layed across his lap as I leave. we have been together almost a year and he still doesnt talk to me much.....lol Tell him to mind his own goddamned business; unless she's like 15 or something, then you should go grab that shotgun from him and do it yourself.
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06-30-2009, 03:30 PM	#135
railin93 welding bum Age: 33 Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 574 Location: Gainesville, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? Quote: Originally Posted by 19XDime99 Believe what you want bro!! I swear on my life the shits true!! This is why i thought twice about posting it, i knew someone was gonna call me out saying it was a fake made up story! I have no reason to make the shit up, im not just some loser who is trying to make people ill never really know besides on here think im cool!! (dont really think something like this could make you look cool anyway!) EDIT: Dude, i live around a bunch of backwood rednecks, they dont give an F about premarital sex!! They are just really protective! And yes he was trying to kill me, he called my dad that night telling him that he was gonna beat the shit out of me, so now were going to try to press charges (waste of time!) for him threatening me and shooting at me.......... but like i said believe what you want man, it dont make a difference to me! that was ****in priceless...mine was sumthin similar but me and my ex were goin at it like wild animlas when her dad started bangin on her door to open it before he knocked it down...i jumped out the window and laid in the bushes outside her window as he scolded her ass for like 10 minutes...her parents HATED me and still do 15 yrs later...but i stuffed that bitch like a thanksgiving turkey every chance i got in their living room!!!!!
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06-30-2009, 04:15 PM	#136
bad03xtreme Choosy moms choose Jeff Age: 27 Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,118 Location: Manassas, VA User is: OffLine	Re: Ever been caught having sex? These are the kind of stories that make me so thankful I had a son!!!!!!
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