Ever been caught having sex?

[mikedd_87]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

virgin here never wanted to was scared diseases or pregnent

You just sealed your fate here...

[colbye32]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

virgin here never wanted to was scared diseases or pregnent

nigga wat in da hell?????

[wildman ss]

lulz

can't say I was ever caught in the act but it defintley has happened a couple of times with other people in the room

[BlueS15]

no im only 20, i could have lost it when i was turning 17 in the high school restroom it was like a birthday present but i told her no

[heeter_33]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

no im only 20, i could have lost it when i was turning 17 in the high school restroom it was like a birthday present but i told her no

way to put your foot down and be a .... man?

no, no, man cant be right.

haha jk man

[White00X]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

no im only 20, i could have lost it when i was turning 17 in the high school restroom it was like a birthday present but i told her no

No homo.

[heeter_33]

Quote: Originally Posted by White00X

No homo.

haha, it was probably in the mens room, and she was really a he. therefore he said no

[BlueS15]

No it was a chick, she was pretty hot i mean i would have done her and no i dont like my food getting pushed in if it was a he hahahah

[heeter_33]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

No it was a chick, she was pretty hot i mean i would have done her and no i dont like my food getting pushed in if it was a he hahahah

so if you would have done her, what changed your mind.

[Lo-noma]

my lil bro found the condom in the garbage bag that was in the garage...he ripped open the bag and my mom found him pushing it around with a stick. he was 4/5 at the time lol

[BobOnAir]

Was ****ing one of my ex's from behind, on the floor of my bedroom.

The main bath room had two doors and one led to my room.

My SISTER walked in while I was pumping away, I looked back and said

something like "**** off" she left and we finished!


My wife and I, when we were dating, were at a local beach, she was giving me head and the cops came down. Basically I told them to get lost and arrest some young punks for something.

They left, and we finished!

[tt85_GM]

haha bob, nice^^

had my g/f's mom knock on the door at 3am..never been so scared from a knocking sound in my life. We laughed about it after, her mom had to know what was going on.

[BlueS15]

like i said diseases she slept with a few guys she was like a whore i guess and i was scared id get her pregnent

[90blueS10]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

like i said diseases she slept with a few guys she was like a whore i guess and i was scared id get her pregnent

thats why you let her suck your dick.

[tt85_GM]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

like i said diseases she slept with a few guys she was like a whore i guess and i was scared id get her pregnent

look up contraception in the dictionary, and dude dont be tellin' people here you don't wanna do it...you're just opening up a can of worms on yourself around here.

[BlueS15]

yah i learned now, damn i shouldnt have said anything oh well to late, you only live once why not let a forum make fun of you at least i can say ive had that happen to me before

[90blueS10]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

yah i learned now, damn i shouldnt have said anything oh well to late, you only live once why not let a forum make fun of you at least i can say ive had that happen to me before

say what? Hey dude, this one time this hot girl tried to **** me.. but i said no?

[so-low-ma]

so one day back when i was in high school me and my girl friend skipped school and went to her grandpops house which was empty because he had just pasted away like 2 months prior. so we broke in through a window and started banging in the guest room well as were going at it we hear some call her name... it was her aunt she was coming by the house to start cleaning things out.. so she must have seen my gf's car parked on the side ... she we hear her call her name again we both jump up butt ass naked she gets her clothes on and yells "be right there" im still butt ass naked and hiding in a closet she goes out and as she does her aunt say "george" im thinking ****!! she knows were here ****ing at her recently passed fathers house! my girl comes back in and is like put your clothes on. so i put them on and have to go out and say hi to her aunt . she was cool about it and she says im leaving. just lock up when you leave hahahah pricless

[Imperial]

I could've swore I've told this story before but it fits so -

My gf in high school and I waited about 8 months to go all the way, the night we decide to her mom's away for the weekend and we've got the house to ourselves, so we decide to take a run at it (my first time, her second); not 5 minutes in we hear a car pull up to the house.

It's my best friend, and her room light is on so we quickly flip it off, my car and her car are both out front, so he honks, and we don't answer, calls our phones, no answer. He jumps her front gate, comes and knocks on the front door and rings the doorbell - we're still silent. He then proceeds to walk over to her side gate and gain entry into the house via the garage (which he knew would be open) so at this point we're scrambling to get dressed because her door doesn't have a lock on it.

He came in the room, sat down and started bullshitting with us, then wanted us to go with him to get food or something of the sort - we didn't get a chance to finish that encounter till two nights later. We told him later what he had done and he laughed his ass off, that son of a bitch.

He also called when her and I were fooling around months prior and I was dumb enough to pick up the phone, so during my first ever BJ I was troubleshooting a hard drive problem with him over the phone.

We're all still friends today, and still crack jokes about it.

[beaniebmx]

havnt been caught, but ive had close enough encounters...


somehow this girl "owed" me and was trying to pay me back sexually, so i drove up there and parents are home but upstairs. ok lets be quiet and get at it... her mom wakes up "whos here" blah blah. so she gave us 5 minutes before i had to leave, got a few thrusts and her mom started to come downstairs. got my pants zipped right as she walked in.


then theres the time after i finished the girl started to give me one of those painfull stares. and then tears rolled down her face... she was cramping or something she never cries.... so i had to go downstairs and bug my mom for help on what could be wrong... her cousin said wed have to do the deed again and maybe reverse it.. didnt finish it happened again. dont listen to cousins! my mom walked up and knocked on the door during the 2nd go around

[556mm]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

like i said diseases she slept with a few guys she was like a whore i guess and i was scared id get her pregnent

wear a condom.

[heeter_33]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

like i said diseases she slept with a few guys she was like a whore i guess and i was scared id get her pregnent

i dont think you had to be scared about getting her pregnant. if shes been with a few guys before she more than likely uses something to prevent that, like the pill, or makes the guy wear a condom, in which case you were good to go.

[lee-mill]

hhahaahah what whores have you been fcuking? most slutty girls go raw dog ^

[werecat]

got caught once my daughter, thought she was a sleep....turns out I was WRONG! That was not fun...luckly she was 5 and wont remember.

Im pretty sure I scared my sister for life though....shes stayed a few nights at my house and had to hear the fun lol...

[winkyhead]

I've never been caught (that I know of), but I think beastdoll has been....

[chaospartners]

I never had to worry about that my womens parents didnt care at all haha.. back when i was like 18 and she was 17 we would do it every night in her room at her house while there asleep on the other side of the wall HELL i didnt care..

Or almost got caught finishing up by a cop in the high school parking lot!! i could keep going and going

[chaospartners]

I never had to worry about that my womens parents didnt care at all haha.. back when i was like 18 and she was 17 we would do it every night in her room at her house while there asleep on the other side of the wall HELL i didnt care..

Or almost got caught finishing up by a cop in the high school parking lot!! i could keep going and going

[chaospartners]

sorry for the double post!

[orangesonoma]

one time when me and the wife were dating we were ****ing on her bed and her dad comes home but he forgot his key...so he rings the door bell...i threw my pants on so fast i put them on backward and left the condom on..lol

[minitrucker83]

When I was about 17 I stayed the night with my girl friend at her moms house. My gf didnt live there so we always stayed in her little brothers room and he slept on the couch. We were both butt ass naked in his bed and he walked in on us with no covers and the lights on. I think he was 11 or 12 years old at the time. Made for some good laughs later on but the gf never thought it was funny. I think thats the only time ive been busted.

[JollyGreenMini]

Quote: Originally Posted by orangesonoma

one time when me and the wire were dating we were ****ing on her bed and her dad comes home but he forgot his key...so he rings the door bell...i threw my pants on so fast i put them on backward and left the condom on..lol

I have a similar one, the ex old lady's mom came back home after being gone for like 10 min because she forgot her checkbook. I got dressed so fast I didn't even get a chance to put my boxer's on... just stuffed them in my back pocket and sat on the couch

[Forklift]

Her mom walked in, said "Im sorry, I gotta tell ya something real quick" as her daughter was on top of me, cock in her, getting softer by the second and thats a great feeling while in a condom!
Same girl, same mom, she walked in on a bj! I had to turn around as the girl dove across the room and all I could do is turn around and stand there with my jeans falling off my ass with my dong hanging out the fly
Same girl, our first time to try. Girl spread eagle on her parents bed, me butt naked standing over her about to part the lips for the first time with my thing, her 11-12tr old sister walks in! Totally killed it all, had to wait for weeks to try again

[Gibson]

no ****king, but my one i got caught wif one of my exes in the back of my mums blazer makin out when i was like 14 or 15. my mum was pissed. "you 2 have no respect for me or your selves" so i just said yeah, so? and she shut the hatch. shes still pissed about that.

[LiquidFusion]

Quote: Originally Posted by Gibson

no ****king, but my one i got caught wif one of my exes in the back of my mums blazer makin out when i was like 14 or 15. my mum was pissed. "you 2 have no respect for me or your selves" so i just said yeah, so? and she shut the hatch. shes still pissed about that.

So would you be happy to find a wet spot in your car from someone else? I can kinda see how she's pissed.

[chaospartners]

hes a virgin leave him alone they where prolly playing uno!

[Hucko]

Quote: Originally Posted by Gibson

no ****king, but my one i got caught wif one of my exes in the back of my mums blazer makin out when i was like 14 or 15. my mum was pissed. "you 2 have no respect for me or your selves" so i just said yeah, so? and she shut the hatch. shes still pissed about that.

... dont disrespect your mother.

[tt85_GM]

Quote: Originally Posted by Forklift

Her mom walked in, said "Im sorry, I gotta tell ya something real quick" as her daughter was on top of me, cock in her, getting softer by the second and thats a great feeling while in a condom!
Same girl, same mom, she walked in on a bj! I had to turn around as the girl dove across the room and all I could do is turn around and stand there with my jeans falling off my ass with my dong hanging out the fly
Same girl, our first time to try. Girl spread eagle on her parents bed, me butt naked standing over her about to part the lips for the first time with my thing, her 11-12tr old sister walks in! Totally killed it all, had to wait for weeks to try again

I lol'd

[Hucko]

got caught by girls sister. not sure if she actually caught us in the act..... BUT the ex freaked out and made it obvious lol

[RedNoma]

Caught once, no good story behind it though. Plenty of close calls.

[deadbroke]

my mom just knocks on the door at random times thats it though. my girl has no sense of humor i always yell out i'm here but my girl went to bangkok..........

[Merritt]

This place I used to work at was notorious for hiring illegal immigrants, and a lot of them just happened to be very hot women(I'm pretty sure paint toad knows the place I'm talking about). So this guatemalan chick gets a mutual friend to introduce me to her, and she starts talking about how she's never hooked up with an american and she wants to know what it's like. So we trade numbers, I proceed to go to her apartment while her husband's at work and her kids are still home(big mistake).

She puts the kids to sleep, we go in the back bedroom and I start going to town eating her out, then about 5 minutes into it I feel something hitting me on the arm and it's her little kid. He's yelling at me in spanish because he thinks I'm hurting his mom. So we quit, go to the living room, and make out for a little while(the kids are back in the room sleeping), when someone knocks on the door. I don't have a clue who it is so I go hide under the bed, and I can hear a man talking to her for a good 15 minutes, then the door shuts, she comes and gets me from under the bed and tells me it was her husbands brother.

So we watch him leave in his truck, I get all my clothes, and get the hell outta there, and I've never been back since. That was my lesson that if you're going to mess with a married woman, get a hotel and stay away from their place.

[RedNoma]

Quote: Originally Posted by Merritj2417

This place I used to work at was notorious for hiring illegal immigrants, and a lot of them just happened to be very hot women(I'm pretty sure paint toad knows the place I'm talking about). So this guatemalan chick gets a mutual friend to introduce me to her, and she starts talking about how she's never hooked up with an american and she wants to know what it's like. So we trade numbers, I proceed to go to her apartment while her husband's at work and her kids are still home(big mistake).

She puts the kids to sleep, we go in the back bedroom and I start going to town eating her out, then about 5 minutes into it I feel something hitting me on the arm and it's her little kid. He's yelling at me in spanish because he thinks I'm hurting his mom. So we quit, go to the living room, and make out for a little while(the kids are back in the room sleeping), when someone knocks on the door. I don't have a clue who it is so I go hide under the bed, and I can hear a man talking to her for a good 15 minutes, then the door shuts, she comes and gets me from under the bed and tells me it was her husbands brother.

So we watch him leave in his truck, I get all my clothes, and get the hell outta there, and I've never been back since. That was my lesson that if you're going to mess with a married woman, get a hotel and stay away from their place.

Too bad he didn't find you and cut your ballsack off.

[Merritt]

She came to me, it's not like I went looking for someone's wife to bang.

[BlkS10Kid2002]

Back in hs my ex and i didnt have many places to do the deed... it would range from the bathroom at my work (drycleaners) my house and a few times at like parks and what not.

First time we got caught... Back of her gumby green ford festiva goin at it behind a school about 250' from my house, windows are all fogged and this thing is rocking when i hear someone laugh and the shadow of someone outside. I stop, look around and see 4 shadows. we get our clothes on and start to leave and it was my brother, his buddy and the 2 janitors at the school.

Second time: We decided to go down to this park beach were she lifeguards at one night, so were banging on the beach and all is well. The next morning the doorbell rings and its a construction worker, he hands me my wallet and the empty condom wrapper and says "Please refrain from littering"

Third time: My parents are outa town and were doing our thing in there bed. 2 days later they come home and i get a knock on my door at like midnite. My dad throws me her panties and says "I don't care what you do, just don't do it in my bed"

[So Low Roller]

Quote: Originally Posted by Hucko

you get off on getting caught haha

no, im always on the look out for more participants

[bad03xtreme]

I got caught back when was a senior in high school. I was with my girlfriend at the time in the back seat of my Camaro in a park that was "Closed after Dark" Well we were going at it when there was a knock on the window and it was a female cop and her male partner. She must have been on her period because she made me stop and get out all 10-hut and she wanted to search my car for drugs. I had nothing in the car so after all that shit the male cop was like "go down the street, where we can't see you." I wish I could have just cum shot the female cop in the eye!

[MeltingPlastic]

I've been caught a few times. first time i was 17 in HS, went to some parking lot to have sex with this girl, mess around a bit and i put the condom on, she straddles me, the tip goes in and she goes of **** i just flashed a cop(her top was off) she dismounts(yay skirts) and i pull up my pants, a security guard knocks on my window smiles and just says not here man

2nd time i was nailing my ex and my friends were supposed to call me when they got to my place, my back door is always open and they know 90% of the time they can walk in.. well me and her are going at and all of a sudden my room door opens up and my buddys like ohhh nm and walks out

last time i wasnt really walked in on, my buddy was drunk passed out in a bed like 6 ft away from the bed me and this chick were in, we were both drunk and going at it like bastards, the kid talks in his sleep so we hear him say something thinking hes just sleep talking, the girl goes, i guess he does talk in his sleep and the dudes like im not asleep anymore asshole we all laughed and he just turned the other way lol

umm.. 2 weekends ago i was nailing a girl in my friends living room on the floor, i had just finished and was in the middle of pulling my condom off and she walks down the stairs and im like wtf, shes like well we've all seen each other naked so what does it matter.. i looked at the girl i just slept with and laugh... then i wrapped the condom in a tissue and gave it to the girl who came downstairs to throw it out for me(im on crutches) LOL

[XDime99]

Ok, about a few months back im over at my GF's house, and we had one of those "movie" nights, you know the ones where you NEVER watch the damn movie!!! Anyway we got through the advertisements on the first movie, and started to get frisky, we were goin at it for about 15 min, and her mom walked in and screamed to her step dad that im in there pouning there daughter! Her family is very old fashioned so they believe your not supposed to even think about sex till your like 30 or some shit, so I jump up and put my shorts on and take off out the house (left my brand new Nikes, Watch, and boxers behind) with her step dad right behind me with the 12 gauge!!! I jumped in the X and floored it spinning the truck around slinging shit on her step dad to slow him down a little, he got 2 shots off before i was gone and the dumb **** missed both times!!!!! That is the coolest thing that has ever happened to me!! Now i have to pick her up without her parent knowing at like 2 in the morning to even be able to see her!!!

[TubbD]

HOLY SHIT!

[heeter_33]

Quote: Originally Posted by 19XDime99

Ok, about a few months back im over at my GF's house, and we had one of those "movie" nights, you know the ones where you NEVER watch the damn movie!!! Anyway we got through the advertisements on the first movie, and started to get frisky, we were goin at it for about 15 min, and her mom walked in and screamed to her step dad that im in there pouning there daughter! Her family is very old fashioned so they believe your not supposed to even think about sex till your like 30 or some shit, so I jump up and put my shorts on and take off out the house (left my brand new Nikes, Watch, and boxers behind) with her step dad right behind me with the 12 gauge!!! I jumped in the X and floored it spinning the truck around slinging shit on her step dad to slow him down a little, he got 2 shots off before i was gone and the dumb **** missed both times!!!!! That is the coolest thing that has ever happened to me!! Now i have to pick her up without her parent knowing at like 2 in the morning to even be able to see her!!!

even if this stories true, which im sure most of its not, he most likely wasnt trying to hit you. if they dont believe in premarital sex they probably dont believe in first degree murder either. theyre warning shots to stay the hell away