Ever been caught having sex?

[Hucko]

So, whats the best story you have about being caught doing the deed?

lets hear it!

[sadexcuse4s10]

pops walked in way back in the day.


he closed the door and we finished.



btw hucko, what happed to your GF thread?

[monkeytruckin]

got caught by my ex wifes daughter screaming quit chocking my mommy!!!

[1fast4by]

Been caught 3 times, Twice by her folks (once by her mom, once by her dad) and a 3rd time By my mom, on my parents couch...(I didnt live there at the time, we were visiting) The only thing I could thing of was "f*ck yo couch momma!"

[TobyTheSandwich]

Can't say I've really had that problem very often.

although last summer the girl i was with had her friend walk in on us by accident.

[Hucko]

Quote: Originally Posted by 1fast4by

Been caught 3 times, Twice by her folks (once by her mom, once by her dad) and a 3rd time By my mom, on my parents couch...(I didnt live there at the time, we were visiting) The only thing I could thing of was "f*ck yo couch momma!"

haha wow

[03zq8s10]

Quote: Originally Posted by 1fast4by

Been caught 3 times, Twice by her folks (once by her mom, once by her dad) and a 3rd time By my mom, on my parents couch...(I didnt live there at the time, we were visiting) The only thing I could thing of was "f*ck yo couch momma!"

I wasn't walked in on but here's what I have. My girlfriend's house is two stories and her bedroom is right above the living room. Well to make things worse her air vent in the floor next to the bed is the same vent that leads down below above her dad's recliner. Hell I know he knows. He came up there one night and said he was gonna have to glue the bed to the floor. He as well said one oher night he thought he was gonna have to come up there and turn on some music to keep from hearing us. What's crazy is he doesn't give a damn about us going at it. She's 20 years old though but it's still weird that he knows.

[DFitty]

i got caught by my X GF,having sex with my now current fiance...it was ****in awesome. and there has been numerous times gettin caught by random people in parkin lots or parks,stores,rest stops ect.

[1fast4by]

Quote: Originally Posted by Hucko

haha wow

It happens... Her Dad actually told me some few days later, that he was glad it was me, and "none of the other losers she's dated"

Her mom walked in on me, right after i had got out of the shower. I dropped the towel to get dressed...and BAM! there she was.. She said "um..um..Nice, sorry, bye"

[SgtM]

My dad walked in one time.. all he asked was what time I wanted up in the morning so we could go to Cedar Point. Lately, it's not caught so much as our 13 yr old has flat out said she can hear things.

[HoyaXC07]

First time I had sex my sister came home. "Mike! Who's shoes are these?" X GF and I were going at it when she said it. She said she had to leave to go to the tanning salon. Awkward lol

[AmDD]

i got caught by my ex's mom once. we were at her place and a i had a few friends over. around 11pm or so they left and she was horny so she led me to her room where the deed began, 5min into it the phone rings and her mom answers. a sec later she walks in the room as she yells "eric, phone...". my ex was on top and rolled over and got under the covers as i sat up and took the phone from her mom. i was totally naked and had no covers covering anything.... lol her mom walked out, closed the door and didnt talk to me for a week. haha

[Mr.woodscrewsNbondo]

my ex's dad just told us to keep it down

[xJuice]

Not that I'm aware of.

[dannyboy954]

I've been caught a few times.

First time I was banging my X in front of the fireplace when my mom walked downstairs. Next morning she told the both of us that "If we wanted to have some romance, to do it somewhere else"

Second time me and another X were messing around on the upper balcony of my beach house and a group of people walked by and started cheering.

Last time was when I first started dating my fiancee and we went back to my parents house for the first time, when I was still living there. My mom heard noise through the vents and came down to my room in the basement with a flashlight.

[xJuice]

Seems to be a large trend of Ex's in these situations

[HoyaXC07]

How about this? Ever walked in on your parents doin' the deed? I never have but I thought I heard stuff a few nights

[Wicked Mayhem]

i guess you can say ive been caught once.. i was doin sisters best friend one night.. dad gets home late, comes in the house, hears something.. walked by my room, said to himself " atta boy" then went to his room and went to bed

[lee-mill]

i was bagging the x one night, didnt realize my paretns were home and my mom walked in with leftovers from some restaurant and was like "omg wtf!" and walked out, my x was completley naked in doggy position and i was naked standing behind her, yea awkward breakfast the next day.

another time i was getting a bj at some park at 11pm and a cop roled up, that wasnt fun at all...

[colbye32]

Quote: Originally Posted by Wicked Mayhem

i guess you can say ive been caught once.. i was doin sisters best friend one night.. dad gets home late, comes in the house, hears something.. walked by my room, said to himself " atta boy" then went to his room and went to bed

hahaha hail yea.

[koeberle04]

Me and my ex stayed at my parents for a weekend and we got our own room. We got horny and started to do it. The door was locked, but i guess my younger brother didnt know we were there or something. He used a credit card to open the door. WHen we heard it opening we quickly stopped and pretended to watch the tv that was on. WE had been at it for quite a while and it smelled like sex really bad, so i know he smelled it. Well he didnt leave, he was weirdly excited to see us and jumped on us while we were under the covers while were naked and gave us both a big hug? Im pretty sure he knew we were doing it, but damn bro get the f*ck out! Oh he was 20 at the time, which makes it even more weird...

[stv-lo]

my ex's mom walked in like 30 seconds after we finished... and her dad walked in another time while she was giving me a bj and he still likes me to this day... she was 17 at the time and i was 18 and neither one of em cared... theyre still mad at her as far as i know for what she did to me lol

[lee-mill]

Quote: Originally Posted by koeberle04

Me and my ex stayed at my parents for a weekend and we got our own room. We got horny and started to do it. The door was locked, but i guess my younger brother didnt know we were there or something. He used a credit card to open the door. WHen we heard it opening we quickly stopped and pretended to watch the tv that was on. WE had been at it for quite a while and it smelled like sex really bad, so i know he smelled it. Well he didnt leave, he was weirdly excited to see us and jumped on us while we were under the covers while were naked and gave us both a big hug? Im pretty sure he knew we were doing it, but damn bro get the f*ck out! Oh he was 20 at the time, which makes it even more weird...

your bro deserves cockblock of the year award

[Redsdime]

i wsa down on the floor with the x infront of her door and her mom knoucked on the door, and i cracked it open and said hello ha she said we are getting the air fixed today so a guy will be in to fix it. i didnt reply shut the door and finshed ha def an old good mem

[Squeegee]

somewhat, me and one my my ex's were getting it on at a river access bridghe, and a sheriffs deputy rolled up if only he knew

[mxking225]

Wow, S10forum never lets me down! I havent been on here in like 3 months and this is the thread at the top of the list! haha

My mom found one of my ex's earrings on the couch one time, after mom had been outta town for a week, Rolled her eyes and said "give this back to brittney" haha

And then another time i was in town with a bunch of my friends and my girls friends and we wanted to go at it so we went to the park and startd doing it. About 10-15 minutes in my best friend pulls up in his tahoe and drives around my truck in circles while honking the horn lol, drew a LOT of attention to the truck rocking! haha

[stv-lo]

judging by your taste in women squeegee he prolly knew and was like OMGZ!!!1!ELEVEN1!1!!! jk

[Wicked Mayhem]

Quote: Originally Posted by koeberle04

Me and my ex stayed at my parents for a weekend and we got our own room. We got horny and started to do it. The door was locked, but i guess my younger brother didnt know we were there or something. He used a credit card to open the door. WHen we heard it opening we quickly stopped and pretended to watch the tv that was on. WE had been at it for quite a while and it smelled like sex really bad, so i know he smelled it. Well he didnt leave, he was weirdly excited to see us and jumped on us while we were under the covers while were naked and gave us both a big hug? Im pretty sure he knew we were doing it, but damn bro get the f*ck out! Oh he was 20 at the time, which makes it even more weird...

thats only funny cause of how old he is

[DMP]

Nope...never been caught. But one time me and ex were in the bed and her neighbor started banging on the door to see if she was home. My ex yells "come back in an hour". lol

Another time....me and the ex did it in a hotel room with her mom and little sister on the other bed (2 seperate beds). I know it was totally wrong, but we were quiet and couldnt wait.

[Squeegee]

Quote: Originally Posted by stv-lo

judging by your taste in women squeegee he prolly knew and was like OMGZ!!!1!ELEVEN1!1!!! jk

[lee-mill]

Quote: Originally Posted by DMP

Nope...never been caught. But one time me and ex were in the bed and her neighbor started banging on the door to see if she was home. My ex yells "come back in an hour". lol

Another time....me and the ex did it in a hotel room with her mom and little sister on the other bed (2 seperate beds). I know it was totally wrong, but we were quiet and couldnt wait.

that second one is mad dirt bag hahahaahah

[LiquidFusion]

My ex's uncle got pissed when he saw me and and her basically getting to third. We were in my truck on the other side of the street in a neighborhood. He opens MY door, and tells her to get out. She does, so we part ways. He tells me do to him a favor and never return. Crazy stuff.

[Tim99Zr2]

great.

i only been walked in on once.. by my exs cousin (my friend)

any other time my mom just tells me to stop being a male whore.

[ka_jd7and1]

Hrm..... never been caught mid-act.

When I was 16, had the park patrol roll up once I had her topless. It was 10PM, after a concert, and after park hours apparently. We were in the far end of the parking lot and saw headlights turn in so got her clothed pretty quick.

Also when I was 15, actually snuck into her parents' house at 3 in the morning through her bedroom window in the front of her house. It was our anniversary or something, I don't remember now. First time I got to second base.

Her parents figured out we were having sex because she had health problems (migraines, etc) and taking meds for them made her sick to her stomach. Her mom thought it was morning sickness and confronted her. That was an awkward talk, her mom told us all of the consequences of having sex, and her dad said "he wouldn't have had a problem with it if I had asked him first".

[616 of 933]

Sister in law walked in about 15 yrs ago, the kids has walked in a few times. I am waiting for the neighbors to start complaining about the noise

[pollard]

girlfriends mom walked in once when she was on top butt naked and she learned her leason never walk in her daughters room when im there again lmao

[roboticsguy]

Well, I can't say I've been caught, but I've been cockblocked on more occasions than one. The following is the best of them all:

I was working in Providence, RI. I went to this restaurant was talking to the bartender. Talked to her until they closed. Went back 3 times that week. I went back to KC for my time off, then got dispatched back to Providence the next week. Talked to said bartender again, and she came up to my hotel room. Did the whole 'don't usually do this sort of thing' song and dance, which she bought.

I left my cell phone on the bed while I went into the bathroom and took a piss, brushed my teeth, etc.. My good friend sent a text while I was in the bathroom that said "What's up road whore? What whore are you bangin tonight? The pharmacy tech or the bartender". She read the text message (of course) and got pissed and left. I wanted to kill him after that. Totally killed my game. That story still makes the rounds during get-togethers.

[sonomanator]

my girlfriends mom walked in us while i was analing her so i pulled out and then the pee came flying out of her butt

[The Blown Blazer]

I guess I don't ever remember being caught naked by family (thank god), but I was caught naked by the Domino's delivery guy. I was at a hotel with my CURRENT gf rocking it out on the dresser, which is perfect height for a girl on her back and a 6 foot 4 inch man (LOL) and the guy knocked on the door and it partially came open. So, for some reason, I just walked to the door completely naked with a big wet boner and gave him the cash. LOL

[TubbD]

Can't say I have

[mister880]

got caught by a cop at the state park. he told us to go elsewhere after he confirmed it was consentual.

with another ex, her daughter walked in on us

with the same ex, i was having a party, went downstairs with her, my friends thought they would be funny if they snook up on us and kicked the door open. i thought it was hillarious, she didn't find it as funny.

[BUCKET]

cops, mom , friends....i have no reserve so it tends to end funny for me

[JollyGreenMini]

The first time I met my ex's dad he busted us getting ready to do the deed. (I think I made a thread on here about it)

Multiple times other than that... cops, parents, siblings, neighbors.

[So Low Roller]

i leave the door open on purpose.. nuff said

[Quetzalcoatl]

heh, most of my ex's are seriously ****ed up... I got caught by an Iowa state trooper, and 5 minutes later a local sheriff and about ten minutes after that the tow truck I'd been waiting 4 hours for. I had a blowout in a rental kia and couldn't get the jack underneath it, so while I waited for the tow I got the girl to give me head. Sadly this isn't the best or oddest of my sex stories.

[solidchaos73]

a while ago my ex's father walked in on us..he wasnt too happy. But i was haha

[Hucko]

Quote: Originally Posted by So Low Roller

i leave the door open on purpose.. nuff said

you get off on getting caught haha

[BlueS15]

virgin here never wanted to was scared diseases or pregnent

[stv-lo]

40 year old virgin in the house

[kzeliminator]

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueS15

virgin here never wanted to was scared diseases or pregnent

i thoguht life was sopossed to be full of risks, otherwise whats the point