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Old 11-06-2009, 12:19 AM   #1
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abstinence = bad

For those of you who haven't heard, wife finds out she's allergic to husbands semen on their wedding night. This is why you always take a car for a test drive before buying

http://www.myfoxillinois.com/dpp/hea... 1257389977479
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This happens to lots of people haha...sucks for them..Old news....
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that is hilarious
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well doesn't that just suck
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that sucks,anyone else see this on there?
http://www.myfoxillinois.com/dpp/new...41257353674907
Old 11-06-2009, 02:21 AM   #6
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well doesn't that just suck
yes it would, having to wrap it for the rest of your life FTL
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Suprise!
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Kind of re-assuring, if she's pregnant, she cheated on you.
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Always think on the bright side
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Quote: Originally Posted by dimerunner88
that sucks,anyone else see this on there?
http://www.myfoxillinois.com/dpp/new...41257353674907

where was this guy when they were passing out nobel peace prizes
Old 11-06-2009, 03:38 AM   #11
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Quote: Originally Posted by What?
Kind of re-assuring, if she's pregnant, she cheated on you.
Not necessarily, even abstinence is only 99.9% effective at preventing pregnancy.
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Divorce ftw
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All work & no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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That would suck, but they had sex before marriage, just not unprotected. Then again, they just got married and already trying to have children. So if she swallowed, would she be in pain?
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Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless
Not necessarily, even abstinence is only 99.9% effective at preventing pregnancy.
It's necessarily correct, if SHE's pregnant, she cheated on him. Unless of course he allows it with his knowledge or they use different sperm.
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Quote: Originally Posted by deathphoenix99
That would suck, but they had sex before marriage, just not unprotected. Then again, they just got married and already trying to have children. So if she swallowed, would she be in pain?
I don't think so. lol
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just put it in her butt....twice
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Quote: Originally Posted by What?
It's necessarily correct, if SHE's pregnant, she cheated on him. Unless of course he allows it with his knowledge or they use different sperm.
Nope...anybody that's ever heard the story of Jesus Christ knows that abstinence is only 99.9% effective against preventing pregnancy.
Old 11-06-2009, 07:05 PM   #19
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Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless
Nope...anybody that's ever heard the story of Jesus Christ knows that abstinence is only 99.9% effective against preventing pregnancy.
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Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless
Nope...anybody that's ever heard the story of Jesus Christ knows that abstinence is only 99.9% effective against preventing pregnancy.
oh christ....... (no pun intended)




Quote: Originally Posted by dimerunner88
that sucks,anyone else see this on there?
http://www.myfoxillinois.com/dpp/new...41257353674907

study criminal justice for a while and his plan sounds pretty good. Ive always thought if you have to get a marriage license, then you should have to get a breeding license, "well your a crack attic and you have been in prison for child molestation 3 times and neither one of you have jobs, no kids for you two." I see no problem keeping these "problem parents" from having kids.
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Quote: Originally Posted by neel2008
study criminal justice for a while and his plan sounds pretty good. Ive always thought if you have to get a marriage license, then you should have to get a breeding license, "well your a crack attic and you have been in prison for child molestation 3 times and neither one of you have jobs, no kids for you two." I see no problem keeping these "problem parents" from having kids.
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Quote: Originally Posted by neel2008
Ive always thought if you have to get a marriage license, then you should have to get a breeding license, "well your a crack attic and you have been in prison for child molestation 3 times and neither one of you have jobs, no kids for you two." I see no problem keeping these "problem parents" from having kids.
Welcome to communist china.

If we want to do whatever we want and enjoy our freedom, we have to let everyone else do whatever they want too. I know it sucks but it's better than the government telling me what toothpaste to use.
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that shit sucks
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Ill help them out
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ha ha my bad. lol



Quote: Originally Posted by orangedime
Welcome to communist china.

If we want to do whatever we want and enjoy our freedom, we have to let everyone else do whatever they want too. I know it sucks but it's better than the government telling me what toothpaste to use.
i deff see ur point but we also have laws and when people break them, we put them in jail. They show us that they can not seem to live in society and obey the rules so we pretty much make them do what we want. If someone proves that they shoudn't have kids, than why should they be able too? Falls in the same boat in my eyes. just thinking out loud here.
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Wow that sucks.
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Wrap it and hammer it home.
Old 11-07-2009, 01:25 PM   #28
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I'm not even sure that they were abstinent, it said the first time they had "unprotected sex" I think it was just the first time he stuck it in a pee'd inside her instead of pulling out and peeing on her leg.
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thats a bummer man.

and oh man joker dont get started, it will be n endless battle. haha
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Quote: Originally Posted by neel2008
oh christ....... (no pun intended)
Problem?

Quote: Originally Posted by JoPre
and oh man joker dont get started, it will be n endless battle. haha
I have no idea what you are talking about.


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Quote: Originally Posted by eriley
I'm not even sure that they were abstinent, it said the first time they had "unprotected sex" I think it was just the first time he stuck it in a pee'd inside her instead of pulling out and peeing on her leg.
They weren't, however, if they did decide to abstain, the 1st time would be a bitch huh?
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Quote: Originally Posted by orangedime
Welcome to communist china.

If we want to do whatever we want and enjoy our freedom, we have to let everyone else do whatever they want too. I know it sucks but it's better than the government telling me what toothpaste to use.
I know this is highly off topic, but I wanted to address this post.

I too agree we should not have a birthing license like another member suggested, cause that would be too close to Communist China. However, I think it's horrible that government money (i.e. our tax dollars) is going to welfare for "crack attics" (lol), felons, and other low life scum who pop out children like a factory in order to just make a buck of Uncle Sam.
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Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless
Nope...anybody that's ever heard the story of Jesus Christ knows that abstinence is only 99.9% effective against preventing pregnancy.
Wrong, 100%, if you believe that story, you would know Mary didn't have sex, sperm did not enter from vagina, did not engage in sexual activity so therefore she did abstinence.
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Quote: Originally Posted by What?
Wrong, 100%, if you believe that story, you would know Mary didn't have sex, sperm did not enter from vagina, did not engage in sexual activity so therefore she did abstinence.
Yet, she still got prego, therefore, my reasoning still holds true that there is a 0.1% chance a chick can get pregnant even while abstinant.
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Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless
Yet, she still got prego, therefore, my reasoning still holds true that there is a 0.1% chance a chick can get pregnant even while abstinant.
Wrong, there is over millions of women in entire mankind history altogether and yet 1 out of rest gets pregnant due to God, so percentage isn't .1% chance, its more of .00000000001% so using below 10 decimal precision or below will be 0% which means, 100%.

Back to square 1 .
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Quote: Originally Posted by What?
Wrong, there is over millions of women in entire mankind history altogether and yet 1 out of rest gets pregnant due to God, so percentage isn't .1% chance, its more of .00000000001% so using below 10 decimal precision or below will be 0% which means, 100%.

Back to square 1 .
Nope, there's no rounding up...Mary throws off that statistic for the rest of the women that's ever lived, that bitch.
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Quote: Originally Posted by NCarolina910
I know this is highly off topic, but I wanted to address this post.

I too agree we should not have a birthing license like another member suggested, cause that would be too close to Communist China. However, I think it's horrible that government money (i.e. our tax dollars) is going to welfare for "crack attics" (lol), felons, and other low life scum who pop out children like a factory in order to just make a buck of Uncle Sam.
Very true communities would prosper if they tested for drugs every time someone applied for financial assistance.
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Quote: Originally Posted by neel2008
i deff see ur point but we also have laws and when people break them, we put them in jail. They show us that they can not seem to live in society and obey the rules so we pretty much make them do what we want. If someone proves that they shoudn't have kids, than why should they be able too? Falls in the same boat in my eyes. just thinking out loud here.
Nobody was forcing people into sterility. It was proposed as an option with incentives. "We'll give you $XXX if you go through this procedure." How many moron criminals would take the money and run knowing they could have all the sex they wanted and not reproduce?
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^ Sweet, then we'd have an AIDs epidemic
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^ Sweet, then we'd have an AIDs epidemic
Shhit...anybody who's anybody has already had AIDS atleast twice.
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Everybody Has Aids!!!!
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Aids, Aids, Aids, Aids!
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Saw a show on Lifetime (yes, Lifetime, was home recovering from surgery) about a couple that were getting married and had never even kissed another person yet.

Talk about a clumsy and boring wedding night!
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Quote: Originally Posted by projo198
Saw a show on Lifetime (yes, Lifetime, was home recovering from surgery) about a couple that were getting married and had never even kissed another person yet.

Talk about a clumsy and boring wedding night!
Two virgins in a bed is one too many.
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Quote: Originally Posted by projo198
Saw a show on Lifetime (yes, Lifetime, was home recovering from surgery)
Were you in a full body cast and couldn't summon anyone to change the channel?
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Were you in a full body cast and couldn't summon anyone to change the channel?
No, but you can only suck up the bigscreen with XBOX 360 for so long before the wife declares marshall law..
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Quote: Originally Posted by projo198
No, but you can only suck up the bigscreen with XBOX 360 for so long before the wife declares marshall law..
We know who wears the pants then.
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Well...that ****in sucks
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lmao, the wife is ALWAYS right.
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