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Useless posting member
Age: 20
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abstinence = bad
For those of you who haven't heard, wife finds out she's allergic to husbands semen on their wedding night. This is why you always take a car for a test drive before buying
http://www.myfoxillinois.com/dpp/hea... 1257389977479 |
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Registered User
Age: 24
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Re: abstinence = bad
This happens to lots of people haha...sucks for them..Old news....
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<3 redheads
Age: 27
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Re: abstinence = bad
that is hilarious
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my photoshop
Age: 19
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 1,747
Location: portage, Indiana User is: Online |
Re: abstinence = bad
well doesn't that just suck
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whore turned lurker
Age: 23
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: abstinence = bad
that sucks,anyone else see this on there?
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... i dont know?
Age: 21
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Re: abstinence = bad
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Former S10 enthusiast
Age: 19
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: abstinence = bad
Suprise!
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 17,379
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Re: abstinence = bad
Kind of re-assuring, if she's pregnant, she cheated on you.
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Former S10 enthusiast
Age: 19
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 5,639
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Re: abstinence = bad
Always think on the bright side |
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Registered User
Age: 31
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 7,122
Location: chillin' with uncle ruckus, no relation. . . User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
where was this guy when they were passing out nobel peace prizes |
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Registered User
Age: 25
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Posts: 882
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Re: abstinence = bad
Divorce ftw
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Fronkensteen
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 17,163
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Re: abstinence = bad
All work & no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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94 2.2, feel the power?
Age: 19
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,000
Location: Houston, TX User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
That would suck, but they had sex before marriage, just not unprotected. Then again, they just got married and already trying to have children. So if she swallowed, would she be in pain?
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 17,379
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Re: abstinence = bad
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Useless posting member
Age: 20
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Re: abstinence = bad
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Age: 26
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 13,728
Location: Ken-fucking-tucky User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
just put it in her butt....twice
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
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BuenosDingDongDiddlyDias
Age: 26
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Re: abstinence = bad
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Custom User Title
Age: 19
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 2,856
Location: Huntington, Indiana User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
oh christ....... (no pun intended)study criminal justice for a while and his plan sounds pretty good. Ive always thought if you have to get a marriage license, then you should have to get a breeding license, "well your a crack attic and you have been in prison for child molestation 3 times and neither one of you have jobs, no kids for you two." I see no problem keeping these "problem parents" from having kids. |
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Useless
Age: 22
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Re: abstinence = bad
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It Burns When I Pee
Age: 27
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 518
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Re: abstinence = bad
If we want to do whatever we want and enjoy our freedom, we have to let everyone else do whatever they want too. I know it sucks but it's better than the government telling me what toothpaste to use. |
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Andrew
Age: 21
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Re: abstinence = bad
that shit sucks
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The photo terrorist
Age: 99
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: abstinence = bad
Ill help them out
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Custom User Title
Age: 19
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Location: Huntington, Indiana User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
just thinking out loud here. |
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Toasty!
Age: 25
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: abstinence = bad
Wow that sucks.
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Registered User
Age: 54
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 362
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Re: abstinence = bad
Wrap it and hammer it home.
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ZzzzZZoooOOOmMmMMmm
Age: 22
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Location: West Lafayette, IN User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
I'm not even sure that they were abstinent, it said the first time they had "unprotected sex" I think it was just the first time he stuck it in a pee'd inside her instead of pulling out and peeing on her leg.
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umm yea
Age: 23
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 1,186
Location: Brooklyn, MD User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
thats a bummer man. and oh man joker dont get started, it will be n endless battle. haha |
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: abstinence = bad
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Useless posting member
Age: 20
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 8,738
Location: Conover, Oh User is: OffLine |
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no more S10
Age: 23
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 17,190
Location: North Carolina User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
I too agree we should not have a birthing license like another member suggested, cause that would be too close to Communist China. However, I think it's horrible that government money (i.e. our tax dollars) is going to welfare for "crack attics" (lol), felons, and other low life scum who pop out children like a factory in order to just make a buck of Uncle Sam. |
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Re: abstinence = bad
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 17,379
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Re: abstinence = bad
Back to square 1 . |
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Location: Antartica User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
Nope, there's no rounding up...Mary throws off that statistic for the rest of the women that's ever lived, that bitch. ![]() |
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It Burns When I Pee
Age: 27
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Location: Burlington, VT User is: OffLine |
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Molon Labe
Age: 23
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Location: Statesboro, Ga User is: OffLine |
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Useless posting member
Age: 20
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 8,738
Location: Conover, Oh User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
^ Sweet, then we'd have an AIDs epidemic
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Who's got the fish?
Age: 26
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 5,914
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94 2.2, feel the power?
Age: 19
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Location: Houston, TX User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
Everybody Has Aids!!!!
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Molon Labe
Age: 23
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,924
Location: Statesboro, Ga User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
Aids, Aids, Aids, Aids!
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SHENANIGANS!!!
Age: 31
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Re: abstinence = bad
Saw a show on Lifetime (yes, Lifetime, was home recovering from surgery) about a couple that were getting married and had never even kissed another person yet.
Talk about a clumsy and boring wedding night! |
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94 2.2, feel the power?
Age: 19
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is a fungineer
Age: 24
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SHENANIGANS!!!
Age: 31
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is a fungineer
Age: 24
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: abstinence = bad
We know who wears the pants then. |
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Registered User
Age: 21
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: abstinence = bad
Well...that ****in sucks
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94 2.2, feel the power?
Age: 19
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,000
Location: Houston, TX User is: OffLine |
Re: abstinence = bad
lmao, the wife is ALWAYS right.
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355 member
Age: 24
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