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A simple port and polish...what could go wrong?

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"Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis."

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now the scary part is he is on this forum and owns a s series. someone steal his vehicles please. lol

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now the scary part is he is on this forum and owns a s series. someone steal his vehicles please. lol
Uhhh...I don't think so..

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I remember reading that years and years ago, stupid whether it actually happened or not.

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What a Gimpwithnopantson!

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"Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis."
I remember laughing about this years ago, might have been from a different forum too.
This sentence doesn't even make sense. Your turbo doesn't only supply air when it's making boost, lol. All of the air to the engine goes through the turbo no matter what.

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Hey, you guys say that stuff. Looks stupid don't it? yup.

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Sorry! I was just sharing something I saw somewhere else and thought was kinda funny.It would not surprise me if somebody was actually stupid enough to do something like that.

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Hey, you guys say that stuff. Looks stupid don't it? yup.
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Hey, you guys say that stuff. Looks stupid don't it? yup.
No, when someone posts something moronic, stupid, idiotic, or that just flat out doesn't make sense, they say "Don't be such a Motornut".

Because you're the epitome of all that is stupid.
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i think it needs to be wikied and urban dictionaryed.
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Hey, you guys say that stuff. Looks stupid don't it? yup.
Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

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Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
He still is a stupid little kid.
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What a Gimpwithnopantson!
this shit makes no fukcing sense at all bro. no wonder you get flamed in every thread you enter. i actually felt bad for you at first but you really are one dumb ass fukcing kid

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no one here even comes close to saying the shit you say. Cuz none of us suffer from downs
If he's late for class is it rude to tell him he's Tardy?
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Damnit, I was hoping there was a video to accompany the story.
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That was terrible and you should feel bad.
I saw nothing terrible about it. All i saw was an idiot trying his hardest to copy things done here on the forum and fail miserably as usual.

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