Military BSing Thread

s10audi0499 · 08-31-2009, 04:19 AM

checking in from Iraq... FML home in 2 weeks ish... out

Petro · 09-03-2009, 08:15 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by armybullshit

haha i play cop for the army at fort stewar 3ID the most reatrd ****in base there is.. But right now im deployed to here in iraq at FOB normandy and havent seen shit since i left stewart in feb

Here's a Cadence for ya:

W-I-M-P you can't spell WIMP without the MP!!!!

lilphyscokid · 09-03-2009, 10:33 PM

whats good,

usmc 2/7 in good ole 29stumps

Petro · 09-03-2009, 10:34 PM

I served with some guys from 2/7 out of 29 Palms in Ramadi....

lilphyscokid · 09-03-2009, 10:36 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Petro

I served with some guys from 2/7 out of 29 Palms in Ramadi....

oh for reals? what co?

Petro · 09-03-2009, 11:41 PM

I'm in the Army and worked/served with them...I can't remember off hand but I'll ask my buddies after the 4 day...And I served with another Marine BN...Their Call Sign was Saipan....Oh and I am in 3/69 BN 1ST BDE 3ID....

Xtony · 09-04-2009, 12:16 AM

Marine Corps here.Bravo MCCES out in the stumps. set up networks here

gotsparks? · 09-04-2009, 12:54 AM

USMC here. 11th mar reg

s10_jedi · 09-10-2009, 11:07 PM

after we PT we do air force push ups to stretch our abs...

Joker Relentless · 09-11-2009, 08:19 AM

after we PT we do your mom to stretch our abs

s10_jedi · 09-11-2009, 10:15 PM

Gonna diss me man? I thought we were on the same side... maybe its because im goin for a surface rate? You know what they say about submarines right? 80 guys go down, 39 couples and 2 freaked out guys come up.

Joker Relentless · 09-12-2009, 08:54 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by s10_jedi

Gonna diss me man? I thought we were on the same side... maybe its because im goin for a surface rate? You know what they say about submarines right? 80 guys go down, 39 couples and 2 freaked out guys come up.

I wasn't dissing anyone, I was just talking about our stretching routine.

...but yeah, surface rates are lame and if you're going to tell that joke, tell it the way it is, don't try to get creative.

s10_jedi · 09-12-2009, 09:49 AM

Never heard that joke told like that? I have heard it like that a bunch..

Joker Relentless · 09-12-2009, 10:06 AM

Nope, never heard it quite like that.

s10_jedi · 09-12-2009, 10:17 PM

ok, its all good

Petro · 09-14-2009, 07:05 PM

New ETS date 13 FEB 2011....Thanks to Stop-Loss!!!! (exclamations are sarcasm..)

fluX · 09-15-2009, 12:01 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by lilphyscokid

whats good,

usmc 2/7 in good ole 29stumps

Haha bet you're having fun out there sucker!! **** 29 ... it's a shit hole in case you didn't already figure that out!

gotsparks? · 09-18-2009, 12:33 AM

Hah Ill be in 29 in about a month.

But who knows if Ill really end up going. My unit is not on top of their shit at all. Within the last two months Ive been told 1. Im getting orders to okinowa. 2. Im deploying early November. 3. Im going to Nevada for 2 weeks to test weapons. Within the last 3 weeks Ive been told to standby for the whole oki thing, I am NOT deploying, and Im NOT going to Nevada for a month. Lol thats how it works, it fckn sucks. I really wanted to go to afgan, and test new weapons in Nevada. Oki never really seemed exciting haha. Ahh but who knows I more than likely will end up goin to 29 palms because its for a field op and thats takes priority over cooler things such as shooting guns and working with civilians hah

fluX · 09-19-2009, 01:58 AM

Yeah it's a lot of hurry up and wait or just feeding you some bullshit lines.

S-10MASTER · 09-19-2009, 05:04 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by gotsparks?

Hah Ill be in 29 in about a month.

But who knows if Ill really end up going. My unit is not on top of their shit at all. Within the last two months Ive been told 1. Im getting orders to okinowa. 2. Im deploying early November. 3. Im going to Nevada for 2 weeks to test weapons. Within the last 3 weeks Ive been told to standby for the whole oki thing, I am NOT deploying, and Im NOT going to Nevada for a month. Lol thats how it works, it fckn sucks. I really wanted to go to afgan, and test new weapons in Nevada. Oki never really seemed exciting haha. Ahh but who knows I more than likely will end up goin to 29 palms because its for a field op and thats takes priority over cooler things such as shooting guns and working with civilians hah

I ****ing hate Okinawa.

obsolete · 09-22-2009, 06:02 PM

Air Force here, stationed in Italy. I'm an engine mechanic on F-16's.

Joker Relentless · 09-22-2009, 06:07 PM

Nobody cares...go away.

obsolete · 09-22-2009, 06:37 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Nobody cares...go away.

I've heard many times you guys had your names on your asses so the Marines knew who they were banging, is this true? I mean stereotypes and rumors start somewhere.

In all honesty, I've got respect for any of you other services. Yes, even the weekend warriors.

Say what you want about the Air Force as well, I'm from a Marine Corps family, I've heard all the lazy/soft jokes anyone can come up with, so shoot away.

Joker Relentless · 09-22-2009, 07:15 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by obsolete

I've heard many times you guys had your names on your asses so the Marines knew who they were banging, is this true? I mean stereotypes and rumors start somewhere.

No...but I did know a girl right after high school that had a "tramp stamp" that said "My name is Sarah"

obsolete · 09-23-2009, 02:10 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

No...but I did know a girl right after high school that had a "tramp stamp" that said "My name is Sarah"

Hahaha that one's the best. People do retarded shit.

fluX · 09-23-2009, 12:16 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by obsolete

Air Force here, stationed in Italy. I'm an engine mechanic on F-16's.

I'd ****ing kill to get stationed in Italy or some bad ass place like that. Marines get all the shitty bases haha.

jeffs99dime · 09-23-2009, 12:31 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by fluX

I'd ****ing kill to get stationed in Italy or some bad ass place like that. Marines get all the shitty bases haha.

****in-a right. i was a grunt for 6 yrs. went to great places like lejuene, camp schwab-oki , 29 palms, ****in bullshit. lol
we got the worst everything in all the services-- but that being said, are the most well trained, hating life mother****ers on the planet. lol

fluX · 09-23-2009, 01:25 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by jeffs99dime

****in-a right. i was a grunt for 6 yrs. went to great places like lejuene, camp schwab-oki , 29 palms, ****in bullshit. lol
we got the worst everything in all the services-- but that being said, are the most well trained, hating life mother****ers on the planet. lol

I agree with you 100% on all that.

Petro · 09-23-2009, 08:20 PM

Finally met the cutoff score should get pinned on Oct 1st......

fluX · 09-24-2009, 12:36 AM

E-4 or E-5? What branch are you?

obsolete · 09-24-2009, 07:28 AM

Yeah you guys do get screwed on base selection. My dad was stationed at 29 palms, so is my cousin now. I guess Ocean Side could be a decent assignment though. I'm debating on driving up to Munich for Oktoburfest this weekend. Damn this assignment kicks ass. haha It's ok, I'm wanting to deploy so bad, but it's not looking like that's going to happen anytime soon. You guys get that at least, a year or so of tax free money. My job is a lot easier than a grunts in the desert as well, so I understand why most you guys don't want to be there.

fluX · 09-24-2009, 01:09 PM

But a change in scenery would be nice. I would still wanna be a Marine and do my job; just at a different base lol. Italy would definitely be nice. Do you live off base or on? Man I can't even imagine ... how are the women out there?

Petro · 09-24-2009, 01:11 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by fluX

E-4 or E-5? What branch are you?

E-5 no need for points to be a E-4....Active Duty Army....11B Infantryman....Would have been promoted about a year and half ago but got into it with a old Squad Leader while we were in Iraq....

Why do you want to deploy so bad obsolete??? Deployments are gay just like all of the Armed Forces.....What's your MOS flux??? Wait don't tell me....Infanty ..all Marines are Infantry right???

fluX · 09-24-2009, 01:38 PM

Nah I was a 3521 Diesel Mechanic. Oh and you need a cutting score for E-4 and up in the Marines. I got out in 2007 but I would've loved to go overseas somewhere. I wanted to hit a MEU but our unit was all about ****ing people over instead of letting them succeed. ****ing assholes..

obsolete · 09-24-2009, 09:59 PM

I live off base, the base here is weird and really isn't set up well for people to live on. The women are weird, most look kind of manly compared to American women, because they don't really wear any makeup at all, but they ALL have smokin bodies, they all have flat stomachs, no pudge here like in the States. The strippers all look good here haha.

I want to deploy because first off, AF only does 6 month deployments, I am a 2A6X1, in other words, Jet Engine grease monkey. I work on F-16's. I want 6 months of tax free pay so I can invest the hell out of it. Also, being AF working on an expensive ass airplane, they won't put us on the ground somewhere super unsafe, they have too much invested in having our aircraft blown up. We live like royalty by what I hear in comparison to other branches. I guess since most Airmen are soft pussies, they treat us like that. I work with a guy that deployed in 2003 to Afghanistan with a bunch of Marines, he volunteered, and he said he hated it and never wants to go back, so who knows I may change my mind. He said he was sleeping in fighting holes and trucks though.

Petro · 09-24-2009, 11:46 PM

Yeah 15 months of tax free , haz pay , sep pay , etc ....was nice and each month over 12 months a extra $1000 on top of everything else...This go around more rank and TIS with $500 extra a month ( stop loss pay ) along with everything else will be nice...Sleeping in the dirt isn't that bad...haha

Joker Relentless · 09-24-2009, 11:52 PM

Congrats on the promotion man.

I'm hoping a little something I have in the works at my command will work in my favor so I can go up for E7 a year early.

Petro · 09-25-2009, 12:54 AM

Once you get your 7 you are goo to go....I should be a 6 right now but I'm over it...some guys I came in with will getting their E-7 with 7 TIS ...

Zapnoma · 09-25-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Petro

Why do you want to deploy so bad obsolete??? Deployments are gay just like all of the Armed Forces.....:

Not when you do what we did.

Deployment was fun as shit unless you got whiny ass VIP's. Although, telling a full-bird Colonel to sit down and shut the fuck up is always a fun time.

fluX · 09-26-2009, 12:17 AM

Well when you're 50 years old and you got that bling on the collar; you wouldn't wanna do shit either Ty.

Zapnoma · 09-26-2009, 01:48 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by fluX

Well when you're 50 years old and you got that bling on the collar; you wouldn't wanna do shit either Ty.

Oh, he was trying to do shit but this*points to self* guy and a State Dept. PSD guy shut his ass down.

It was when we had Rumsfeld one time in the IZ. I was driving Chase vehicle(vehicle that protects the VIP's limo)...we were sitting at the Embassy waiting for Rummy to come out. Well, he comes out and gets in the limo while my State Dept. guy tells me that they're going to move the limo up about 10feet or so for some more room at the door and to just sit tight because we weren't moving yet. So, they pull the limo forward and this Colonel is freaking out, "WHY AREN'T WE GOING WITH THEM?!?!? LETS GO! THEY'RE GONNA LEAVE!"
"Uh, no, they're not, they're just moving the vehicle forward."
"THATS MY BOSS UP THERE, WE GOTTA STAY WITH HIM!!!!!!!"
"Uh, last time I checked, we're both in the Army so that makes him our boss and we're staying put, like the RSO told me."
"BUT WE GOTTA STAY NEAR HIM!!!"
*at this point in time, I wave the RSO over and calmly ask him to explain the situation to Capt. Dingleberries in the back. And he looks just like a little kid if you take candy away from them.*
"Now, sit down and shut the **** up so I can do my job that I've been trained to do and have been doing for the last 6mos in this hellhole, fuck."

Dude just slumped back in his chair and didn't say another word the rest of the time we had Rumsfeld. Was fucking priceless.

Joker Relentless · 09-26-2009, 10:39 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Zapnoma

Oh, he was trying to do shit but this*points to self* guy and a State Dept. PSD guy shut his ass down.

It was when we had Rumsfeld one time in the IZ. I was driving Chase vehicle(vehicle that protects the VIP's limo)...we were sitting at the Embassy waiting for Rummy to come out. Well, he comes out and gets in the limo while my State Dept. guy tells me that they're going to move the limo up about 10feet or so for some more room at the door and to just sit tight because we weren't moving yet. So, they pull the limo forward and this Colonel is freaking out, "WHY AREN'T WE GOING WITH THEM?!?!? LETS GO! THEY'RE GONNA LEAVE!"
"Uh, no, they're not, they're just moving the vehicle forward."
"THATS MY BOSS UP THERE, WE GOTTA STAY WITH HIM!!!!!!!"
"Uh, last time I checked, we're both in the Army so that makes him our boss and we're staying put, like the RSO told me."
"BUT WE GOTTA STAY NEAR HIM!!!"
*at this point in time, I wave the RSO over and calmly ask him to explain the situation to Capt. Dingleberries in the back. And he looks just like a little kid if you take candy away from them.*
"Now, sit down and shut the **** up so I can do my job that I've been trained to do and have been doing for the last 6mos in this hellhole, fuck."

Dude just slumped back in his chair and didn't say another word the rest of the time we had Rumsfeld. Was fucking priceless.

Zapnoma · 09-26-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Sometimes ya gotta keep your pimphand strong.

Joker Relentless · 09-27-2009, 12:07 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Zapnoma

Sometimes ya gotta keep your pimphand strong.

I feel ya. While I was a somewhat junior E5 I was qualified as a senior communications supervisor at my last command. In the middle of an operation, some piss ant O3 comes in and starts flipping switches on my gear. Naturally, I start screaming at him. Some other O3 pokes his head around from where he was sitting and tells me, "That's an officer in the United States Navy you're talking to like that." I promptly tell him to "keep out of it or he's next" at which point he ignores us and goes back to what he's doing.

The original O3 I was yelling at goes about his business, but unknown to him, I've already sent word to my Department Head as to what has happened. Our DH, an O4, gets out of the rack just to come up to where this guy was and start yelling at him for the same reason I did.

Then Commanding Officer of our submarine hears about it, leaves the movie he was watching in the officer's Ward Room, and comes up to yell at him.

Zapnoma · 09-27-2009, 12:29 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

I feel ya. While I was a somewhat junior E5 I was qualified as a senior communications supervisor at my last command. In the middle of an operation, some piss ant O3 comes in and starts flipping switches on my gear. Naturally, I start screaming at him. Some other O3 pokes his head around from where he was sitting and tells me, "That's an officer in the United States Navy you're talking to like that." I promptly tell him to "keep out of it or he's next" at which point he ignores us and goes back to what he's doing. The original O3 I was yelling at goes about his business, but unknown to him, I've already sent word to my Department Head as to what has happened. Our DH, an O4, gets out of the rack just to come up to where this guy was and start yelling at him for the same reason I did. Then Commanding Officer of our submarine hears about it, leaves the movie he was watching in the officer's Ward Room, and comes up to yell at him.

No, no you didn't. You were probably like, "Si-si-si-sir...could you please leave my stuff alone before my Supervisor comes and yells at me for it being wrong? Please?"

Petro · 09-27-2009, 03:58 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Zapnoma

No, no you didn't. You were probably like, "Si-si-si-sir...could you please leave my stuff alone before my Supervisor comes and yells at me for it being wrong? Please?"

HAHA X2...And that is called being Spaghetti Legged......

Joker Relentless · 09-27-2009, 09:31 AM

Negative...it happened how I said.

Zapnoma · 09-27-2009, 07:08 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Negative...it happened how I said.

Seriously though, we're all friends here...you don't have to lie.

Joker Relentless · 09-27-2009, 10:41 PM

Hey, I didn't doubt your story...why you doubting mine? Tyler, have I ever lied to you before?

Zapnoma · 09-27-2009, 11:03 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Hey, I didn't doubt your story...why you doubting mine? Tyler, have I ever lied to you before?

I'm just fuckin with ya.

On a side note, not a story about telling an officer off but massive luls ensuing:

We were training on the mobile Bradley simulators the Army has nowadays. It's a big tractor-trailer enclosure with everything inside needed for the running of the simulator. The driver is in one trailer while the gunner and commander are in another. I was one of our newer Lt's driver's so it was me, the LT and an E5 gunner. We start the simulation and we're part of a platoon of Bradleys out in the desert somewhere doing maneuvers. There's a road cut into a mountain on our right and we're like 20 feet below the road in a little valley-type thing. The following convo goes as:

So my LT goes, "Hey, Zap, lets take a right and get on the road!"
"Sir, the road that's above us?"
"Yeah, lets go up that embankment!"

*pause in the story* Now, the embankment is AT LEAST 75* angle and there's no way in hell we'd make it up but he can't see this as he's 5 feet higher in the Bradley than I am but I can see it plain as day....and there's an NCOIC for each crew running the sim who hears everything on the CVC radios, which are also being recorded.

"Sir, lets just go around the little embankment and come out on the road another 1/4 mile up."
"Screw that, no time! Lets go up it!"
"Sir, that's practically a flat wall in front of us, we won't make it."
"Zap, damnit, I said lets go up it!"
"Sir, just for clarification, you want me to drive up the embankment?"
"Yep!"
"So you want me to drive this Bradley up the embankment, is that correct?"
"Yes!!"
"Just one more time, please. You want me to take *this* Bradley and put it over *that* embankment, is that what I'm hearing? I just want to make sure we're on the same page."
"Goddamnit Zap, yes, lets fuckin go!"
"Ooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy......... ............."

*drives up embankment*
*all screens go black*
*screens come online after 10 seconds except everything is upside down?*

NCOIC stops the sim and asks everyone to come to him. Zap proceeds to hound the living shit out of the LT about driving up a wall and flipping their Bradley over, killing everyone inside.

LT is busting up laughing after he sees on video and learns exactly what took place.
Zap then asks the NCOIC for a copy of the audio/video for "Unit safekeeping" and is politely denied.

08-31-2009, 04:19 AM	#151
s10audi0499 Registered User Age: 21 Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 95 Location: Jacksonville NC User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread checking in from Iraq... FML home in 2 weeks ish... out
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09-03-2009, 08:15 PM	#152
Petro Registered User Age: 24 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,536 Location: Savannah, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by armybullshit haha i play cop for the army at fort stewar 3ID the most reatrd **in base there is.. But right now im deployed to here in iraq at FOB normandy and havent seen shit since i left stewart in feb Here's a Cadence for ya: W-I-M-P you can't spell WIMP without the MP!!!!
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09-03-2009, 10:33 PM	#153
lilphyscokid Sik Intentions Age: 19 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,712 Location: BaY ArEa User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread whats good, usmc 2/7 in good ole 29stumps
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09-03-2009, 10:34 PM	#154
Petro Registered User Age: 24 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,536 Location: Savannah, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread I served with some guys from 2/7 out of 29 Palms in Ramadi....
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09-03-2009, 10:36 PM	#155
lilphyscokid Sik Intentions Age: 19 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,712 Location: BaY ArEa User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Petro I served with some guys from 2/7 out of 29 Palms in Ramadi.... oh for reals? what co?
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09-03-2009, 11:41 PM	#156
Petro Registered User Age: 24 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,536 Location: Savannah, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread I'm in the Army and worked/served with them...I can't remember off hand but I'll ask my buddies after the 4 day...And I served with another Marine BN...Their Call Sign was Saipan....Oh and I am in 3/69 BN 1ST BDE 3ID.... Last edited by Petro : 09-03-2009 at 11:42 PM.
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09-04-2009, 12:16 AM	#157
Xtony Bowtie FTW Age: 20 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,137 Location: Vacaville User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Marine Corps here.Bravo MCCES out in the stumps. set up networks here
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09-04-2009, 12:54 AM	#158
gotsparks? smashed Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 651 Location: Crestview Florida User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread USMC here. 11th mar reg
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09-10-2009, 11:07 PM	#159
s10_jedi driving an eclipse? Age: 19 Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,230 Location: Joplin, MO User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread after we PT we do air force push ups to stretch our abs...
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09-11-2009, 08:19 AM	#160
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread after we PT we do your mom to stretch our abs
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09-11-2009, 10:15 PM	#161
s10_jedi driving an eclipse? Age: 19 Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,230 Location: Joplin, MO User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Gonna diss me man? I thought we were on the same side... maybe its because im goin for a surface rate? You know what they say about submarines right? 80 guys go down, 39 couples and 2 freaked out guys come up.
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09-12-2009, 08:54 AM	#162
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by s10_jedi Gonna diss me man? I thought we were on the same side... maybe its because im goin for a surface rate? You know what they say about submarines right? 80 guys go down, 39 couples and 2 freaked out guys come up. I wasn't dissing anyone, I was just talking about our stretching routine. ...but yeah, surface rates are lame and if you're going to tell that joke, tell it the way it is, don't try to get creative.
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09-12-2009, 09:49 AM	#163
s10_jedi driving an eclipse? Age: 19 Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,230 Location: Joplin, MO User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Never heard that joke told like that? I have heard it like that a bunch..
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09-12-2009, 10:06 AM	#164
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Nope, never heard it quite like that.
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09-12-2009, 10:17 PM	#165
s10_jedi driving an eclipse? Age: 19 Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,230 Location: Joplin, MO User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread ok, its all good
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09-14-2009, 07:05 PM	#166
Petro Registered User Age: 24 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,536 Location: Savannah, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread New ETS date 13 FEB 2011....Thanks to Stop-Loss!!!! (exclamations are sarcasm..)
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09-15-2009, 12:01 PM	#167
fluX fuck off Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,712 Location: Chicago, IL User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by lilphyscokid whats good, usmc 2/7 in good ole 29stumps Haha bet you're having fun out there sucker!! **** 29 ... it's a shit hole in case you didn't already figure that out!
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09-18-2009, 12:33 AM	#168
gotsparks? smashed Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 651 Location: Crestview Florida User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Hah Ill be in 29 in about a month. But who knows if Ill really end up going. My unit is not on top of their shit at all. Within the last two months Ive been told 1. Im getting orders to okinowa. 2. Im deploying early November. 3. Im going to Nevada for 2 weeks to test weapons. Within the last 3 weeks Ive been told to standby for the whole oki thing, I am NOT deploying, and Im NOT going to Nevada for a month. Lol thats how it works, it fckn sucks. I really wanted to go to afgan, and test new weapons in Nevada. Oki never really seemed exciting haha. Ahh but who knows I more than likely will end up goin to 29 palms because its for a field op and thats takes priority over cooler things such as shooting guns and working with civilians hah
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09-19-2009, 01:58 AM	#169
fluX fuck off Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,712 Location: Chicago, IL User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Yeah it's a lot of hurry up and wait or just feeding you some bullshit lines.
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09-19-2009, 05:04 AM	#170
S-10MASTER You can't say fuck Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,620 Location: 26.34°N 127.78°E -39.96Ft. User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by gotsparks? Hah Ill be in 29 in about a month. But who knows if Ill really end up going. My unit is not on top of their shit at all. Within the last two months Ive been told 1. Im getting orders to okinowa. 2. Im deploying early November. 3. Im going to Nevada for 2 weeks to test weapons. Within the last 3 weeks Ive been told to standby for the whole oki thing, I am NOT deploying, and Im NOT going to Nevada for a month. Lol thats how it works, it fckn sucks. I really wanted to go to afgan, and test new weapons in Nevada. Oki never really seemed exciting haha. Ahh but who knows I more than likely will end up goin to 29 palms because its for a field op and thats takes priority over cooler things such as shooting guns and working with civilians hah I ****ing hate Okinawa.
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09-22-2009, 06:02 PM	#171
obsolete Registered User Age: 21 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 9 Location: Home: Vegas Currently: Italy User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Air Force here, stationed in Italy. I'm an engine mechanic on F-16's.
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09-22-2009, 06:07 PM	#172
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Nobody cares...go away.
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09-22-2009, 06:37 PM	#173
obsolete Registered User Age: 21 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 9 Location: Home: Vegas Currently: Italy User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Nobody cares...go away. I've heard many times you guys had your names on your asses so the Marines knew who they were banging, is this true? I mean stereotypes and rumors start somewhere. In all honesty, I've got respect for any of you other services. Yes, even the weekend warriors. Say what you want about the Air Force as well, I'm from a Marine Corps family, I've heard all the lazy/soft jokes anyone can come up with, so shoot away.
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09-22-2009, 07:15 PM	#174
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by obsolete I've heard many times you guys had your names on your asses so the Marines knew who they were banging, is this true? I mean stereotypes and rumors start somewhere. No...but I did know a girl right after high school that had a "tramp stamp" that said "My name is Sarah"
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09-23-2009, 02:10 AM	#175
obsolete Registered User Age: 21 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 9 Location: Home: Vegas Currently: Italy User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless No...but I did know a girl right after high school that had a "tramp stamp" that said "My name is Sarah" Hahaha that one's the best. People do retarded shit.
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09-23-2009, 12:16 PM	#176
fluX fuck off Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,712 Location: Chicago, IL User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by obsolete Air Force here, stationed in Italy. I'm an engine mechanic on F-16's. I'd ****ing kill to get stationed in Italy or some bad ass place like that. Marines get all the shitty bases haha.
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09-23-2009, 12:31 PM	#177
jeffs99dime NOBODY FUX WIT DA JESUS! Age: 30 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 268 Location: NJ User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by fluX I'd **ing kill to get stationed in Italy or some bad ass place like that. Marines get all the shitty bases haha. **in-a right. i was a grunt for 6 yrs. went to great places like lejuene, camp schwab-oki , 29 palms, in bullshit. lol we got the worst everything in all the services-- but that being said, are the most well trained, hating life mother**ers on the planet. lol
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09-23-2009, 01:25 PM	#178
fluX fuck off Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,712 Location: Chicago, IL User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by jeffs99dime **in-a right. i was a grunt for 6 yrs. went to great places like lejuene, camp schwab-oki , 29 palms, in bullshit. lol we got the worst everything in all the services-- but that being said, are the most well trained, hating life mother**ers on the planet. lol I agree with you 100% on all that.
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09-23-2009, 08:20 PM	#179
Petro Registered User Age: 24 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,536 Location: Savannah, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Finally met the cutoff score should get pinned on Oct 1st......
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09-24-2009, 12:36 AM	#180
fluX fuck off Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,712 Location: Chicago, IL User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread E-4 or E-5? What branch are you?
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09-24-2009, 07:28 AM	#181
obsolete Registered User Age: 21 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 9 Location: Home: Vegas Currently: Italy User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Yeah you guys do get screwed on base selection. My dad was stationed at 29 palms, so is my cousin now. I guess Ocean Side could be a decent assignment though. I'm debating on driving up to Munich for Oktoburfest this weekend. Damn this assignment kicks ass. haha It's ok, I'm wanting to deploy so bad, but it's not looking like that's going to happen anytime soon. You guys get that at least, a year or so of tax free money. My job is a lot easier than a grunts in the desert as well, so I understand why most you guys don't want to be there.
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09-24-2009, 01:09 PM	#182
fluX fuck off Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,712 Location: Chicago, IL User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread But a change in scenery would be nice. I would still wanna be a Marine and do my job; just at a different base lol. Italy would definitely be nice. Do you live off base or on? Man I can't even imagine ... how are the women out there?
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09-24-2009, 01:11 PM	#183
Petro Registered User Age: 24 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,536 Location: Savannah, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by fluX E-4 or E-5? What branch are you? E-5 no need for points to be a E-4....Active Duty Army....11B Infantryman....Would have been promoted about a year and half ago but got into it with a old Squad Leader while we were in Iraq.... Why do you want to deploy so bad obsolete??? Deployments are gay just like all of the Armed Forces.....What's your MOS flux??? Wait don't tell me....Infanty ..all Marines are Infantry right??? Last edited by Petro : 09-24-2009 at 01:15 PM.
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09-24-2009, 01:38 PM	#184
fluX fuck off Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,712 Location: Chicago, IL User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Nah I was a 3521 Diesel Mechanic. Oh and you need a cutting score for E-4 and up in the Marines. I got out in 2007 but I would've loved to go overseas somewhere. I wanted to hit a MEU but our unit was all about **ing people over instead of letting them succeed. **ing assholes..
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09-24-2009, 09:59 PM	#185
obsolete Registered User Age: 21 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 9 Location: Home: Vegas Currently: Italy User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread I live off base, the base here is weird and really isn't set up well for people to live on. The women are weird, most look kind of manly compared to American women, because they don't really wear any makeup at all, but they ALL have smokin bodies, they all have flat stomachs, no pudge here like in the States. The strippers all look good here haha. I want to deploy because first off, AF only does 6 month deployments, I am a 2A6X1, in other words, Jet Engine grease monkey. I work on F-16's. I want 6 months of tax free pay so I can invest the hell out of it. Also, being AF working on an expensive ass airplane, they won't put us on the ground somewhere super unsafe, they have too much invested in having our aircraft blown up. We live like royalty by what I hear in comparison to other branches. I guess since most Airmen are soft pussies, they treat us like that. I work with a guy that deployed in 2003 to Afghanistan with a bunch of Marines, he volunteered, and he said he hated it and never wants to go back, so who knows I may change my mind. He said he was sleeping in fighting holes and trucks though.
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