Military BSing Thread

bonestockracing · 12-24-2008, 08:42 AM

OK New guy checking in.

First of all I would like to adress the Army..... I just Transfered from Ft Leonard Wood..... All I can say is, Its so easy a caveman can do it.

#2 USMC Brothers you guyz catch the hot rocks for us... Good, but thats all you need to do, you just leave the tech stuff to us K....

U.S.M.C = Under Seabee Management Constantly.

Airforce....Come on fellas let the ladys have a service to, its like a male cheerleader..IDK

All the other weekend guys.... Its like ROTC for Grown-ups...

Great website guys, I am usualy on blazin low, or s-series...

For my deployed bros...Keep the "Hot rocks" heading towards the Booger-eaters.

Joker Relentless · 12-24-2008, 03:12 PM

Leave the tech stuff to the Army?

slownomax98 · 12-24-2008, 05:43 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 95blazerks

Balad?

oh no not Balad but Bucca. And man does it such here.

bonestockracing · 12-24-2008, 10:43 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Leave the tech stuff to the Army?

The "Us" Meaning Seabees.... The Real Mens dept of the Navy.

The army.

95blazerks · 12-25-2008, 01:11 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by slownomax98

oh no not Balad but Bucca. And man does it such here.

ah went to balad, mosul alot and bracefield mora.

and seriously the Seabees so you need a specific mos to do a job? im sure any infantryman can do it

STEN_(d_slammd_1) · 12-25-2008, 05:09 PM

Merry Christmas guys

Joker Relentless · 12-26-2008, 02:35 PM

A little late, but Merry Xmas everybody.

Joker Relentless · 01-02-2009, 05:28 PM

Why is every Airforce dude I talk to on the phone at USSTRATCOM so ****ing uptight? Everytime I call them fools I swear one of them is going to bust an imbullisim. Plus, they all call me sir, even after I tell them not to.

dngrous_dime · 01-03-2009, 01:31 AM

*embolism

Joker Relentless · 01-03-2009, 05:33 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

*embolism

Whatever

94 SS S10 4.3 · 01-05-2009, 12:05 AM

Im finally leaving here in 17 days. 12 months 1 week so far,.

Joker Relentless · 01-05-2009, 12:21 AM

good deal

Joker Relentless · 02-03-2009, 11:32 PM

Why the **** are the IT dudes at Camp Roberts so ****ing stupid? It boggles my mind when I call them and say, "Hey, I'm so-in-so at so-in-so and I'm getting ________ error on terminal ______." and they have NO idea what the **** I'm telling them. Then, an hour later, I call them back, talk to the same dude, tell him the same thing, but add, "Push a new Option to my terminal" and the ****er all of a sudden knows everything there is to know about my specific system.

"Dude, seriously? Why didn't you know this an hour ago?" What the ****!!!!!

Dr Evil · 02-04-2009, 10:21 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Why is every Airforce dude I talk to on the phone at USSTRATCOM so ****ing uptight? Everytime I call them fools I swear one of them is going to bust an imbullisim. Plus, they all call me sir, even after I tell them not to.

STRATCOM , them fools is so uptight you couldnt pull a wax string outa their ass. SERIOUS. I hate dealing with them.

Dr Evil · 02-04-2009, 10:46 AM

Hell, I dont know who to give shit to other than the Army. I spent 6 years active duty Navy in a damn engineroom. We had some Marines that got sent to us for extra duty (per article 15s) and after spending 2 hours down in the engineroom of the Saratoga they were like "you guys are crazy, this job sucks worse than ours".

Then I crosstrained to the Seabee's and had to peel a stripe, ended up as a CM2. That was an adventure. Our LPO had some brain damage from Vietnam and thought he was a Marine. Problem was, he thought we were too

and since we were allways surrounded by Marines no one noticed.

I finally decided to take it easy and joined the Air National Guard as a heavy equipment operator. Went to the tech school at, of all places, Ft Leonard Wood. Another adventure.

Middle of nowhere BFE with nothing to do surrounded by Army.

Made it through that school with half my brain still at Big Louis and the rest preoccupied with (insert stripper name here).

As if I didnt have enough trouble staying in 1 career field or hell, even branch of service,I wound up augmenting the security forces (military police or mall cops) on our base. I thought man, this would be great if I could get an AGR job and be active duty but permanently stationed here. Off to another tech school I went(as an E5)
Holy shit.
The dumbest people in the world are airmen in security forces tech school. Army aint got shit on em and I retract every derogatory statement ever made about em. I cant believe they can walk and remember to breathe. Made it through that school without killing anyone though I managed to hurt a few feelings

Nobody can chew azz like a Navy Chief petty officer and having learned from the best I didnt think it inappropriate to call people out when they did dumb shit. Turns out I was wrong. Air Force doesnt play that way but thats another story.

Yay, I get an AGR job so now I'm active duty mall cop. Life is easy street from here on out.
wrong.
Just about that time we had a change in leadership. Our new Chief of security forces is ex Army (another reason for me to rethink my comments bout the Army). Turns out he was airborne, aa, all that stuff. He thinks Ghengis Khan is a liberal pussy and I 'm pretty sure his head will explode if anyone ever says "but this is the Air Force, we dont do it that way".
I need to deploy to a dark corner in asskrackistan just to get a break.
I guess in some way, shape, form or fashion I've gotten to experience a little of each branch, but only the sucky parts. If anyone finds a skate job lemme know.

dngrous_dime · 02-04-2009, 10:51 AM

fvckin whiner..... STFU

Dr Evil · 02-04-2009, 01:08 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

fvckin whiner..... STFU

sarcasm > you

cheers

02sten · 02-04-2009, 01:39 PM

Army EOD. 20th SUPCOM (CBRNE), 71st Ordnance Group (EOD). Currently in Afghanistan with 1st ID. Enough said.

Joker Relentless · 02-10-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by 02sten

Army EOD. 20th SUPCOM (CBRNE), 71st Ordnance Group (EOD). Currently in Afghanistan with 1st ID. Enough said.

**** EODs...you're a bunch of crazy mofos.

indysoccer16 · 03-06-2009, 04:56 PM

Im currently with the 2/11 in the Marine Corps and im waiting on my dd214 and im going to weigh out my options. I am considering reenlisting as EOD, or as much as it pains me to say this army warrant officer program and flying

dngrous_dime · 03-07-2009, 10:15 AM

Hit me up if you're considering Guard warrant...

weelund · 04-02-2009, 11:31 PM

I got out of the Marine Corps in October '08. DD214 mother****as. I was a grunt, 0341 Infantry mortarman. I made three wonderful trips to the
Sandbox.

Aug '05 - Mar '06
Jan '07 - Aug '07
Apr '08 - Sep '08

Right now, I'm chilling in school taking a few classes for the time being. I start Wyotech June 29th. If you want to know anything about the Marine Corps, Boot Camp, Iraq, whatever, simply shoot me a question. I'll be more than happy to answer it for you.

P.S. Go look up Operation Steel Curtain/Operation Iron Fist.

Joker Relentless · 04-02-2009, 11:39 PM

Quiter

gchemist · 04-05-2009, 03:08 AM

A friend called me today. She graduated Army boot camp! She said she had blisters, hurt knee and broken nails!! Hhahahahahahah.... she left the Air Force to join the Army! Welcome to PT baby!!

Joker Relentless · 07-03-2009, 12:51 PM

She must not have been hot enough to stay in the chair force.

INTERNATROLET · 07-31-2009, 11:16 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

She must not have been hot enough to stay in the chair force.

Chair force, love it.
Are you SSN, BN, GN?

98S-10Dude · 08-01-2009, 09:30 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Navy...active duty Submariner

It gets no better

Yourself?

So you enjoy being in a large slender black tube filled with Seamen

INTERNATROLET · 08-01-2009, 09:46 AM

Is there anything better? Oops. I thougt you were talking about Sub-Pay...my bad...

Joker Relentless · 08-01-2009, 10:53 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by INTERNATROLET

Chair force, love it.
Are you SSN, BN, GN?

BN...you were too, right?

Quote: Originally Posted by 98S-10Dude

So you enjoy being in a large slender black tube filled with Seamen

Yes...yes, I do.

King_Ice_Flash2 · 08-04-2009, 02:16 PM

The recruiting center by our house has regular PT classes. There's about 50 people who are supposed to show up, and about 18 that actually do. There's some Marines, 1 ChairForce, and the rest are from the Army. I have nothing against the Marines (Except that I can outrun all but 1 in the 2 mile).

I got some complaints about the Airforce though. Their recruiter doesn't return calls, is never in the office (Even for the face to face meetings they are supposed to be having), and the ONLY AirForce recruit who actually shows up for PT fits the chairforce description perfectly. He can't play football, he shows up late, and can't run. Yes, their recruiter is very good looking.

lee-mill · 08-12-2009, 08:08 PM

x2^ on the poolee meets(thats what they call them for us), we just played the army recruits in softball and destroyed them, in 7 innings the score was 15-3. next week we play the navy, since they beat the airforce last week. btw im a marine recruit.

armybullshit · 08-13-2009, 06:21 AM

haha i play cop for the army at fort stewar 3ID the most reatrd ****in base there is.. But right now im deployed to here in iraq at FOB normandy and havent seen shit since i left stewart in feb

King_Ice_Flash2 · 08-14-2009, 02:43 AM

We just destroyed the Air Force in ultimate football on Wednesday. It was like 13 to 2 before they quit, and they had about 10 more people on their team than we did.

The Sargent said we scared the shit out of them when we did this cadence running to the field:
I went to the playground
Where all the kiddies played
I pulled out an uzi
and I began to spray

Left Right left right
Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right
I think I will

I went to the market
Where all the people shopped
I pulled at a machete
and I began to chop

Left Right left right
Left right Kill
Left right left right
Ya know I will.

The best part was our Staff Sargent ended up diving into the swamp for a catch.

armybullshit · 08-14-2009, 11:00 PM

ya wow man u know how damn old that cadence is and believe me you will get sick of it when u actually go to boot.... I think th eonly time we were done cadence after boot was on either plt or company runs

Quote: Originally Posted by King_Ice_Flash2

We just destroyed the Air Force in ultimate football on Wednesday. It was like 13 to 2 before they quit, and they had about 10 more people on their team than we did.

The Sargent said we scared the shit out of them when we did this cadence running to the field:
I went to the playground
Where all the kiddies played
I pulled out an uzi
and I began to spray

Left Right left right
Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right
I think I will

I went to the market
Where all the people shopped
I pulled at a machete
and I began to chop

Left Right left right
Left right Kill
Left right left right
Ya know I will.

The best part was our Staff Sargent ended up diving into the swamp for a catch.

556mm · 08-14-2009, 11:03 PM

i can honestly say i've never heard that cadence.

dngrous_dime · 08-14-2009, 11:15 PM

Nope, never heard it here, either....

King_Ice_Flash2 · 08-15-2009, 01:39 AM

We got creative and substituted SAW for UZI

braithweezy · 08-18-2009, 04:21 AM

that cadence will get old when you are in a company formation run and its the only one 5 people know and have to keep chanting it.

LeRoy_921 · 08-18-2009, 08:11 PM

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Airforce....Come on fellas let the ladys have a service to, its like a male cheerleader..IDK

All the other weekend guys.... Its like ROTC for Grown-ups...
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I love the "chair force" bashing but thats ok, you have to actually have a brain to qualify for any job in our branch, and If you wanna play "Ultimate Football" then try playing the 509SFS Alpha flight. I promise they wont quit and will probly murder whatever Jar-Head, Seamen, or "Army-proof" team you have. Just an option for you more badass branchs I guess....

556mm · 08-18-2009, 08:32 PM

it's all in fun don't get butt hurt.

Joker Relentless · 08-18-2009, 10:14 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by LeRoy_921

I love the "chair force" bashing but thats ok, you have to actually have a brain to qualify for any job in our branch, and If you wanna play "Ultimate Football" then try playing the 509SFS Alpha flight. I promise they wont quit and will probly murder whatever Jar-Head, Seamen, or "Army-proof" team you have. Just an option for you more badass branchs I guess....

You actually need a brain...

That's priceless.

Quit your crying...oh wait, you can't...they teach it to you in sneaker camp.

braithweezy · 08-19-2009, 03:14 AM

dont they get the weekends off in the air force boot camp and have time out cards? sounds badass to me.

Joker Relentless · 08-19-2009, 09:56 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by braithweezy

dont they get the weekends off in the air force boot camp and have time out cards? sounds badass to me.

I can never keep track of which branch does what in their boot camps because policy changes with each CO. Hell, I've heard of three different times where they started and then stopped using those bullshit stress time out cards in Navy boot camp.

Petro · 08-19-2009, 01:18 PM

When I first joined I thought basic sucked down at Benning....Then I got to my unit...It sucked even worse there!!! Basic is a JOKE no matter how you look at it IMO...I got more sh** at my Company than I ever did at basic..( and I'm not a f*** up/douchebag either )...

LeRoy_921 · 08-19-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by braithweezy

dont they get the weekends off in the air force boot camp and have time out cards? sounds badass to me.

LMAO....Air Force BMT deffinatly doesnt get the weekend off, and no time out cards either. I heard the Navy does but Ive nvr been in the Navy so I cant confirm that. Ive talked to most my buddys in the army and navy and from the sounds of it we all went threw pretty much the same b.s. in Basic. No matter what branch your in you get screamed at, you do push ups, and you shoot guns. Thats basic training.

LeRoy_921 · 08-19-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by lowcherrydime

it's all in fun don't get butt hurt.

I aint butt hurt. This is the Military BSing thread....I didnt forget that. Every branch talks shit about every other branch, but honestly, take out any one whole branch and lets see how the others do.....any way you look at it we all need eachother.

Joker Relentless · 08-19-2009, 06:48 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Petro

..( and I'm not a f*** up/douchebag either )...

AAhhhhh puddin pop...you'll always be a **** up to us.

Now, shut the **** up douchebag and go dig a hole to shit in.

Quote: Originally Posted by LeRoy_921

I heard the Navy does but Ive nvr been in the Navy so I cant confirm that.

I just said that shit comes and goes in the Navy depending on who the CO is of RTC...pay attention and try to keep up.

Quote: Originally Posted by LeRoy_921

...but honestly, take out any one whole branch and lets see how the others do.....any way you look at it we all need eachother.

I'm a submariner that works at a primary point of the doomsday machine son, I don't need none of you other branches to make the world go boom.

braithweezy · 08-20-2009, 04:36 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by LeRoy_921

LMAO....Air Force BMT deffinatly doesnt get the weekend off, and no time out cards either. I heard the Navy does but Ive nvr been in the Navy so I cant confirm that. Ive talked to most my buddys in the army and navy and from the sounds of it we all went threw pretty much the same b.s. in Basic. No matter what branch your in you get screamed at, you do push ups, and you shoot guns. Thats basic training.

I just heard that sometime when i was in boot camp. never knew if it was true and really never looked into it. but, i definetly got screamed at and did alot of push-ups in the pit. made some sugar cookies

Joker Relentless · 08-30-2009, 06:08 PM

I really hate the place I work.

That is all...carry on.

12-24-2008, 02:11 AM	#101
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread
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12-24-2008, 08:42 AM	#102
bonestockracing Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread OK New guy checking in. First of all I would like to adress the Army..... I just Transfered from Ft Leonard Wood..... All I can say is, Its so easy a caveman can do it. #2 USMC Brothers you guyz catch the hot rocks for us... Good, but thats all you need to do, you just leave the tech stuff to us K.... U.S.M.C = Under Seabee Management Constantly. Airforce....Come on fellas let the ladys have a service to, its like a male cheerleader..IDK All the other weekend guys.... Its like ROTC for Grown-ups... Great website guys, I am usualy on blazin low, or s-series... For my deployed bros...Keep the "Hot rocks" heading towards the Booger-eaters.
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12-24-2008, 03:12 PM	#103
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Leave the tech stuff to the Army?
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12-24-2008, 05:43 PM	#104
slownomax98 let the cutting begin!! Age: 27 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 263 Location: Valdosta, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by 95blazerks Balad? oh no not Balad but Bucca. And man does it such here.
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12-24-2008, 10:43 PM	#105
bonestockracing Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Leave the tech stuff to the Army? The "Us" Meaning Seabees.... The Real Mens dept of the Navy. The army.
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12-25-2008, 01:11 AM	#106
95blazerks Registered User Age: 26 Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 45 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by slownomax98 oh no not Balad but Bucca. And man does it such here. ah went to balad, mosul alot and bracefield mora. and seriously the Seabees so you need a specific mos to do a job? im sure any infantryman can do it
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12-25-2008, 05:09 PM	#107
STEN_(d_slammd_1) AcrophobiA Age: 25 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,446 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL; Ft Stewart, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Merry Christmas guys
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12-26-2008, 02:35 PM	#108
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread A little late, but Merry Xmas everybody.
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01-02-2009, 05:28 PM	#109
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Why is every Airforce dude I talk to on the phone at USSTRATCOM so ****ing uptight? Everytime I call them fools I swear one of them is going to bust an imbullisim. Plus, they all call me sir, even after I tell them not to.
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01-03-2009, 01:31 AM	#110
dngrous_dime Project Classified LIVES! Age: 29 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,192 Location: 49633 User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread *embolism
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01-03-2009, 05:33 PM	#111
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime *embolism Whatever
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01-05-2009, 12:05 AM	#112
94 SS S10 4.3 94 S10 355 Tremec Age: 26 Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 304 Location: NC near Charlotte User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Im finally leaving here in 17 days. 12 months 1 week so far,.
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01-05-2009, 12:21 AM	#113
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread good deal
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02-03-2009, 11:32 PM	#114
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Why the ** are the IT dudes at Camp Roberts so ing stupid? It boggles my mind when I call them and say, "Hey, I'm so-in-so at so-in-so and I'm getting ________ error on terminal ______." and they have NO idea what the I'm telling them. Then, an hour later, I call them back, talk to the same dude, tell him the same thing, but add, "Push a new Option to my terminal" and the er all of a sudden knows everything there is to know about my specific system. "Dude, seriously? Why didn't you know this an hour ago?" What the **!!!!!
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02-04-2009, 10:21 AM	#115
Dr Evil Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 52 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Why is every Airforce dude I talk to on the phone at USSTRATCOM so ****ing uptight? Everytime I call them fools I swear one of them is going to bust an imbullisim. Plus, they all call me sir, even after I tell them not to. STRATCOM , them fools is so uptight you couldnt pull a wax string outa their ass. SERIOUS. I hate dealing with them.
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02-04-2009, 10:46 AM	#116
Dr Evil Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 52 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Hell, I dont know who to give shit to other than the Army. I spent 6 years active duty Navy in a damn engineroom. We had some Marines that got sent to us for extra duty (per article 15s) and after spending 2 hours down in the engineroom of the Saratoga they were like "you guys are crazy, this job sucks worse than ours". Then I crosstrained to the Seabee's and had to peel a stripe, ended up as a CM2. That was an adventure. Our LPO had some brain damage from Vietnam and thought he was a Marine. Problem was, he thought we were too and since we were allways surrounded by Marines no one noticed. I finally decided to take it easy and joined the Air National Guard as a heavy equipment operator. Went to the tech school at, of all places, Ft Leonard Wood. Another adventure. Middle of nowhere BFE with nothing to do surrounded by Army. Made it through that school with half my brain still at Big Louis and the rest preoccupied with (insert stripper name here). As if I didnt have enough trouble staying in 1 career field or hell, even branch of service,I wound up augmenting the security forces (military police or mall cops) on our base. I thought man, this would be great if I could get an AGR job and be active duty but permanently stationed here. Off to another tech school I went(as an E5) Holy shit. The dumbest people in the world are airmen in security forces tech school. Army aint got shit on em and I retract every derogatory statement ever made about em. I cant believe they can walk and remember to breathe. Made it through that school without killing anyone though I managed to hurt a few feelings Nobody can chew azz like a Navy Chief petty officer and having learned from the best I didnt think it inappropriate to call people out when they did dumb shit. Turns out I was wrong. Air Force doesnt play that way but thats another story. Yay, I get an AGR job so now I'm active duty mall cop. Life is easy street from here on out. wrong. Just about that time we had a change in leadership. Our new Chief of security forces is ex Army (another reason for me to rethink my comments bout the Army). Turns out he was airborne, aa, all that stuff. He thinks Ghengis Khan is a liberal pussy and I 'm pretty sure his head will explode if anyone ever says "but this is the Air Force, we dont do it that way". I need to deploy to a dark corner in asskrackistan just to get a break. I guess in some way, shape, form or fashion I've gotten to experience a little of each branch, but only the sucky parts. If anyone finds a skate job lemme know. Last edited by Dr Evil : 02-04-2009 at 10:50 AM.
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02-04-2009, 10:51 AM	#117
dngrous_dime Project Classified LIVES! Age: 29 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,192 Location: 49633 User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread fvckin whiner..... STFU
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02-04-2009, 01:08 PM	#118
Dr Evil Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 52 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime fvckin whiner..... STFU sarcasm > you cheers
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02-04-2009, 01:39 PM	#119
02sten Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,519 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Army EOD. 20th SUPCOM (CBRNE), 71st Ordnance Group (EOD). Currently in Afghanistan with 1st ID. Enough said.
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02-10-2009, 12:02 AM	#120
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by 02sten Army EOD. 20th SUPCOM (CBRNE), 71st Ordnance Group (EOD). Currently in Afghanistan with 1st ID. Enough said. **** EODs...you're a bunch of crazy mofos.
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03-06-2009, 04:56 PM	#121
indysoccer16 Registered User Age: 22 Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 41 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Im currently with the 2/11 in the Marine Corps and im waiting on my dd214 and im going to weigh out my options. I am considering reenlisting as EOD, or as much as it pains me to say this army warrant officer program and flying
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03-07-2009, 10:15 AM	#122
dngrous_dime Project Classified LIVES! Age: 29 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,192 Location: 49633 User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Hit me up if you're considering Guard warrant...
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04-02-2009, 11:31 PM	#123
weelund Steel Rain Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 6 Location: Amishville, PA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread I got out of the Marine Corps in October '08. DD214 mother***as. I was a grunt, 0341 Infantry mortarman. I made three wonderful* trips to the Sandbox. Aug '05 - Mar '06 Jan '07 - Aug '07 Apr '08 - Sep '08 Right now, I'm chilling in school taking a few classes for the time being. I start Wyotech June 29th. If you want to know anything about the Marine Corps, Boot Camp, Iraq, whatever, simply shoot me a question. I'll be more than happy to answer it for you. P.S. Go look up Operation Steel Curtain/Operation Iron Fist.
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04-02-2009, 11:39 PM	#124
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quiter
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04-05-2009, 03:08 AM	#125
gchemist Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 356 Location: Austin User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread A friend called me today. She graduated Army boot camp! She said she had blisters, hurt knee and broken nails!! Hhahahahahahah.... she left the Air Force to join the Army! Welcome to PT baby!!
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07-03-2009, 12:51 PM	#126
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread She must not have been hot enough to stay in the chair force.
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07-31-2009, 11:16 PM	#127
INTERNATROLET resU deretsigeR Age: 28 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 563 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless She must not have been hot enough to stay in the chair force. Chair force, love it. Are you SSN, BN, GN?
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08-01-2009, 09:30 AM	#128
98S-10Dude Mini-Milita!!!!! Age: 25 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6,977 Location: Edmond, Oklahoma User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Navy...active duty Submariner It gets no better Yourself? So you enjoy being in a large slender black tube filled with Seamen
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08-01-2009, 09:46 AM	#129
INTERNATROLET resU deretsigeR Age: 28 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 563 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Is there anything better? Oops. I thougt you were talking about Sub-Pay...my bad...
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08-01-2009, 10:53 AM	#130
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by INTERNATROLET Chair force, love it. Are you SSN, BN, GN? BN...you were too, right? Quote: Originally Posted by 98S-10Dude So you enjoy being in a large slender black tube filled with Seamen Yes...yes, I do.
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08-04-2009, 02:16 PM	#131
King_Ice_Flash2 Will work for turbo parts Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,783 Location: SE, WI User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread The recruiting center by our house has regular PT classes. There's about 50 people who are supposed to show up, and about 18 that actually do. There's some Marines, 1 ChairForce, and the rest are from the Army. I have nothing against the Marines (Except that I can outrun all but 1 in the 2 mile). I got some complaints about the Airforce though. Their recruiter doesn't return calls, is never in the office (Even for the face to face meetings they are supposed to be having), and the ONLY AirForce recruit who actually shows up for PT fits the chairforce description perfectly. He can't play football, he shows up late, and can't run. Yes, their recruiter is very good looking. Last edited by King_Ice_Flash2 : 08-04-2009 at 02:23 PM.
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08-12-2009, 08:08 PM	#132
lee-mill where's my chippy? Age: 20 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 7,846 Location: staatsburg, ny User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread x2^ on the poolee meets(thats what they call them for us), we just played the army recruits in softball and destroyed them, in 7 innings the score was 15-3. next week we play the navy, since they beat the airforce last week. btw im a marine recruit.
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08-13-2009, 06:21 AM	#133
armybullshit Registered User Age: 21 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread haha i play cop for the army at fort stewar 3ID the most reatrd ****in base there is.. But right now im deployed to here in iraq at FOB normandy and havent seen shit since i left stewart in feb
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08-14-2009, 02:43 AM	#134
King_Ice_Flash2 Will work for turbo parts Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,783 Location: SE, WI User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread We just destroyed the Air Force in ultimate football on Wednesday. It was like 13 to 2 before they quit, and they had about 10 more people on their team than we did. The Sargent said we scared the shit out of them when we did this cadence running to the field: I went to the playground Where all the kiddies played I pulled out an uzi and I began to spray Left Right left right Left Right Kill Left Right Left Right I think I will I went to the market Where all the people shopped I pulled at a machete and I began to chop Left Right left right Left right Kill Left right left right Ya know I will. The best part was our Staff Sargent ended up diving into the swamp for a catch.
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08-14-2009, 11:00 PM	#135
armybullshit Registered User Age: 21 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread ya wow man u know how damn old that cadence is and believe me you will get sick of it when u actually go to boot.... I think th eonly time we were done cadence after boot was on either plt or company runs Quote: Originally Posted by King_Ice_Flash2 We just destroyed the Air Force in ultimate football on Wednesday. It was like 13 to 2 before they quit, and they had about 10 more people on their team than we did. The Sargent said we scared the shit out of them when we did this cadence running to the field: I went to the playground Where all the kiddies played I pulled out an uzi and I began to spray Left Right left right Left Right Kill Left Right Left Right I think I will I went to the market Where all the people shopped I pulled at a machete and I began to chop Left Right left right Left right Kill Left right left right Ya know I will. The best part was our Staff Sargent ended up diving into the swamp for a catch.
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