Military BSing Thread

Joker Relentless · 12-05-2008, 03:17 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by fluX

I thought I told you to tell your wife to call me.

j/k

She said she's busy, sorry dude.

Jadesmarine · 12-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Roy33

Alright boys..... My turn to weigh in...

Active Duty Air Force Medic 10 years now. Were not the toughest but we get treated better. I'm no dummie.... Hot girls+ medical field+ Air Force= good times!

All in all no matter what service you are an ACTIVE member of ( none of this bullshit "I just swore in last week" shit) you got to have respect for the jobs the other guys do.

I'm sure that there are Marines I could beat the shit out of and then other Marines I wouldnt want to look at wrong. I'm just saying that no matter what branch your in your going to have to deal with retards who think that because there in the service it makes them tough.

Here in the AF we stay in hotels when the marines are sleeping under their rigs, same with the army but you better bet your ass if the shit hits the fan I'm hoping to god them ****ing Marines and Army guys get there ****ing fast. I'll patch them up and keep em breathing and get them home or back in the fight. One huge team effort. Its pretty cool, especially when you all meet back up and crack a couple beers together.

this is true! one thing i have to add is i have gotten use to doing so much with so little. I do know guys in other branches that complain bc they cant get on the internet and stuff lol but Myself ive gotten use to getting shit on since ive been in even as a sgt i still get shit on just in different ways. I think this could be one of the benefits of being in the Marine Corps. you dont really miss anything bc your not use to having anything( IE top of the line gear,tents, and so on)lol

Joker Relentless · 12-05-2008, 05:23 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine

this is true! one thing i have to add is i have gotten use to doing so much with so little. I do know guys in other branches that complain bc they cant get on the internet and stuff lol but Myself ive gotten use to getting shit on since ive been in even as a sgt i still get shit on just in different ways. I think this could be one of the benefits of being in the Marine Corps. you dont really miss anything bc your not use to having anything( IE top of the line gear,tents, and so on)lol

I feel ya. I laugh at the people in my command because they act like every little thing that happens around our place of work is such a HUGE inconvenience to them. They wonder how come I out rank them and have been in less time then them.

Roy33 · 12-05-2008, 05:23 PM

Cant complain in the Air Force..... Well you can complain but dont let the Marines or Army hear you

fluX · 12-05-2008, 05:43 PM

I was so used to getting shit on all the time. That's one thing that you get used to quick in the Marines. We also got all the hand me down shit.

STEN_(d_slammd_1) · 12-05-2008, 11:03 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Roy33

Alright boys..... My turn to weigh in...

Active Duty Air Force Medic 10 years now. Were not the toughest but we get treated better. I'm no dummie.... Hot girls+ medical field+ Air Force= good times!

All in all no matter what service you are an ACTIVE member of ( none of this bullshit "I just swore in last week" shit) you got to have respect for the jobs the other guys do.

I'm sure that there are Marines I could beat the shit out of and then other Marines I wouldnt want to look at wrong. I'm just saying that no matter what branch your in your going to have to deal with retards who think that because there in the service it makes them tough.

Here in the AF we stay in hotels when the marines are sleeping under their rigs, same with the army but you better bet your ass if the shit hits the fan I'm hoping to god them ****ing Marines and Army guys get there ****ing fast. I'll patch them up and keep em breathing and get them home or back in the fight. One huge team effort. Its pretty cool, especially when you all meet back up and crack a couple beers together.

Best post here. LOL

Active Army - 92F Petroleum Supply Specialist
3rd Infantry Division home of the Dog Face Soldier

STEN_(d_slammd_1) · 12-05-2008, 11:04 PM

Our whole platoon got dropped in full battle rattle for our motto the other day....

WE LAY PIPE!!!!! LOL EO complaint waiting to happen.

Joker Relentless · 12-06-2008, 08:46 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by STEN_(d_slammd_1)

Our whole platoon got dropped in full battle rattle for our motto the other day....

WE LAY PIPE!!!!! LOL EO complaint waiting to happen.

That's some funny shit.

Reminds me of the command patch for Verdin back in the day. The patch was a mouse with a yellow head sucking on a tittie. (If you don't get the joke, a Verdin is another name for a bird known as a yellow-headed titmouse.)

STEN_(d_slammd_1) · 12-06-2008, 11:44 AM

Hahahahahahaha

Roy33 · 12-08-2008, 02:59 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by STEN_(d_slammd_1)

Best post here. LOL

Active Army - 92F Petroleum Supply Specialist
3rd Infantry Division home of the Dog Face Soldier

Thanks bro

Col_Sanders · 12-10-2008, 01:46 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

**** a big ass ship...of course, **** being on a surface ship PERIOD. All that rocking back and forth would get old as shit.

**** being trapped in a tin can underwater. I'll take being above water with internet, e-mail, phone lines, and satellite TV over that anyday.

Air National Guard....I dont know what to even say about that. Is that a "I kind of want to be in the military, but I'm scared to do the real thing"

Joker Relentless · 12-10-2008, 07:26 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Col_Sanders

**** being trapped in a tin can underwater. I'll take being above water with internet, e-mail, phone lines, and satellite TV over that anyday.

That's the only draw back...no internet, no ready e-mail at anytime, no phone, no tv...I hate you.

Quote: Originally Posted by Col_Sanders

Air National Guard....I dont know what to even say about that. Is that a "I kind of want to be in the military, but I'm scared to do the real thing"

That sounds about right.

Col_Sanders · 12-11-2008, 03:40 PM

I was on a carrier. We almost always had all of that and barely they ever rock. Of course we rarely ever pulled into anywhere cool and liberty boats suck.

Joker Relentless · 12-11-2008, 04:28 PM

We don't have any of that and we never pulled into anywhere either. We weren't allowed since we possibly had Nukes onboard.

98SSDude · 12-11-2008, 09:13 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Yeah ****ing right What a bad ass

Air National Guard? You got to be shitting me, that's not even a real service...its about the same as mall security.

Don't hate on the ANG. Im in it, there's lots of benefits specially if you want to stay put in one location and focus on a civilian career or be like me and go to school to get a degree and maybe become an officer so i can boss you around!! haha just playin, i love this bullshiting...

Oh and im a SRA E-4, my job title "Material Management Specialist" lol nothing fancy, just a short tech school...which is what i wanted...

Joker Relentless · 12-12-2008, 03:09 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude

Don't hate on the ANG. Im in it,

Translation - They'll take anybody.

Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude

there's lots of benefits specially if you want to stay put in one location and focus on a civilian career

Translation - Its benefitial to be able to look cool while telling chicks that he is in the military while still living in his parents basement and working at McDonald's

Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude

or be like me and go to school to get a degree

Translation - He hopes to graduate from community college.

Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude

and maybe become an officer so i can boss you around!!

Translation - He believes that he should become an Officer because he know the only respect he'll get is the respect for his uniform, not his leardership skills or personality.

Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude

Oh and im a SRA E-4,

Translation - This the highest rank he will achieve in the ANG unless he becomes an officer OR he has been in for 16 years...whichever comes first.

Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude

my job title "Material Management Specialist" lol nothing fancy, just a short tech school...which is what i wanted...

Translation - He's a military version of a Office Depot employee and he picked something with a short tech school so he could hurry back to his basement bedroom before he missed to many games of D&D with his guild.

Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude

haha just playin, i love this bullshiting...

How's that for bullshitting?

S-10MASTER · 12-12-2008, 03:16 AM

Active Duty Air Force
Currently in Okinawa, Japan.
POL(Petroleum, Oils, Lubricants) a.k.a. Jet Fueler

dropped1 · 12-12-2008, 04:56 AM

Don't worry-- the internet sucks, but I guess its better than nothing...phone ehh not so much underway. AND good luck with the TV, atleast on a DDG.

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

That's the only draw back...no internet, no ready e-mail at anytime, no phone, no tv...I hate you.

That sounds about right.

98SSDude · 12-12-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Translation - They'll take anybody.

Translation - Its benefitial to be able to look cool while telling chicks that he is in the military while still living in his parents basement and working at McDonald's

Translation - He hopes to graduate from community college.

Translation - He believes that he should become an Officer because he know the only respect he'll get is the respect for his uniform, not his leardership skills or personality.

Translation - This the highest rank he will achieve in the ANG unless he becomes an officer OR he has been in for 16 years...whichever comes first.

Translation - He's a military version of a Office Depot employee and he picked something with a short tech school so he could hurry back to his basement bedroom before he missed to many games of D&D with his guild.

How's that for bullshitting?

**** man that must of at least took you 4 hrs....I could probably say something back but since i have more important shit like studying for finals, ****ing my girlfriend and hanging out with mature people I guess ill just have to shrug my shoulders and walk away from this

...haha

Joker Relentless · 12-13-2008, 04:20 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude

**** man that must of at least took you 4 hrs....I could probably say something back but since i have more important shit like studying for finals, ****ing my girlfriend and hanging out with mature people I guess ill just have to shrug my shoulders and walk away from this ...haha

Nah, it only took me a couple of minutes. Why you getting bent out of shape, I thought you liked this bullshit? What's a matter, can't take it?

OOooohhhh, it must be because you're only ANG and don't have the real skills. Good luck on your finals and tell you girlfriend hi for me.

STEN_(d_slammd_1) · 12-13-2008, 05:15 PM

98SSDude · 12-13-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Nah, it only took me a couple of minutes. Why you getting bent out of shape, I thought you liked this bullshit? What's a matter, can't take it?

OOooohhhh, it must be because you're only ANG and don't have the real skills. Good luck on your finals and tell you girlfriend hi for me.

HAHA, never said i didn't like the bullshit, just cannot always bullshit a bullshitter...I have to say your pretty good at bullshitting though there Conrad. Keep it real...

Joker Relentless · 12-13-2008, 10:15 PM

Don't you mean comrade?

slammedcavi · 12-13-2008, 10:53 PM

Medically retired U.S. Army....The Army is the best...

STEN_(d_slammd_1) · 12-14-2008, 12:00 AM

Thats because he isnt wearing a 3ID patch LOL

slammedcavi · 12-14-2008, 03:30 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by STEN_(d_slammd_1)

Thats because he isnt wearing a 3ID patch LOL

Arggggggghhh 3ID........

slammedcavi · 12-14-2008, 03:31 AM

Col_Sanders · 12-20-2008, 09:15 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by dropped1

Don't worry-- the internet sucks, but I guess its better than nothing...phone ehh not so much underway. AND good luck with the TV, atleast on a DDG.

Yeah, the internet was sloooowwww. Except during GQ when only the department heads had access. I had the password to get on and it was pretty damn fast.

Did you get the Fashion Channel over in the Med? 24 hours of hot ass European women walking around near nekkid or in lingerie. Awesome channel.

Joker Relentless · 12-20-2008, 10:00 AM

Yeah, I hate you guys and your underway internet/tv...

sdimeguy2007 · 12-20-2008, 10:26 PM

Active Duty Air Force, B-52H Aero Repair, to be in this group you have to have a certain mentality
if your new, you get rolled (taped up, etc etc)
if you PCS (you get rolled)
if you back talk or dont know a task guess what, you get rolled.

We and the Phase Inspection Team (which im also part of) have a huge history of bein best of the best in the Maintenance Group and we like to show it

94 SS S10 4.3 · 12-20-2008, 11:28 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine

Marine Corps data communications

Oh Yes Love that 29 Palms.

I also spent some time there.and Yes I am comm also.

Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine

seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn.

Marine corps is the mens department of the Navy

USMC-active duty have honor, courage, and commitment
-reservist have honor and courage (i guess 2 out of 3 isnt bad?)

THis is true also.. The Seabees here in Iraq on my base rock. The Corpsmen freaking rock too .

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

So you use typewriters at work?

Typewriter? WTF is that?

USMC
5th Regiment
SMART-T Operator
IRAQ

and yes still here in this Sh!tHole 13 months

and no no, UNITED STATES MARINES , ARE SIMPLY THE BEST.

Joker Relentless · 12-20-2008, 11:47 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 94 SS S10 4.3

and no no, UNITED STATES MARINES , ARE SIMPLY THE BEST.

^^^^

Yeah right.

Nah, I'm just ****ing with you. Watch your head while you're still over there man.

94 SS S10 4.3 · 12-20-2008, 11:55 PM

Thanx man, should be outta here in a few weeks

slammedcavi · 12-22-2008, 08:20 AM

Yea, be safe over there bro, and no, you guys arent the best.....
Army is.....

Joker Relentless · 12-22-2008, 06:17 PM

Wrong again!

STEN_(d_slammd_1) · 12-22-2008, 06:23 PM

Hahahahaha

94 SS S10 4.3 · 12-22-2008, 08:37 PM

Its ok.. Marines come in and fix the Army's F Ups..

556mm · 12-22-2008, 09:10 PM

former army infantry 101st airborne active duty E-4

Joker Relentless · 12-22-2008, 09:30 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by 94 SS S10 4.3

Its ok.. Marines come in and fix the Army's F Ups..

Then Sailors come in and fix yours

slammedcavi · 12-22-2008, 11:06 PM

LOl .....our **** ups? Thats prolly cause we are the first on land, and **** everything up, then you come and get sloppy seconds.....lol J/K

Joker Relentless · 12-22-2008, 11:28 PM

Lame...

94 SS S10 4.3 · 12-22-2008, 11:32 PM

Joker Relentless · 12-23-2008, 01:03 AM

Laugh it up mother****er, you're next.

95blazerks · 12-23-2008, 05:13 PM

Active Army, Combat Engineer
1st ID combat patch, 555th engineer regiment 1st Engineer battalion
deployed 06-07 leaving 09-10

slownomax98 · 12-23-2008, 08:39 PM

hey just checking in from iraq, bored out of my mind on my day off.

AD AF here, 3P0X1 (security forces/security guard/mall security)

94 SS S10 4.3 · 12-23-2008, 10:10 PM

Im laughing.

95blazerks · 12-23-2008, 10:34 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by slownomax98

hey just checking in from iraq, bored out of my mind on my day off.

AD AF here, 3P0X1 (security forces/security guard/mall security)

Balad?

SgtM · 12-24-2008, 01:16 AM

Former Sergent, USMC. Active Duty from 1994-2000. First 3 years was at 1st Marine Regiment, the last two was at I&I Staff E Co. 2/25. 94 SS (and anyone else currently deployed or still in) be safe, and THANK YOU for continuing to serve.

Joker Relentless · 12-24-2008, 02:00 AM

I'm noticing a trend of Marines in here that all seem to no longer be in anymore. Is it really that bad for you guys?

dngrous_dime · 12-24-2008, 02:02 AM

The only smart marine is a former marine.....

12-05-2008, 03:17 PM	#51
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by fluX I thought I told you to tell your wife to call me. j/k She said she's busy, sorry dude.
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12-05-2008, 04:56 PM	#52
Jadesmarine Adapt And Overcome! Age: 25 Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,118 Location: 29 Palms User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Roy33 Alright boys..... My turn to weigh in... Active Duty Air Force Medic 10 years now. Were not the toughest but we get treated better. I'm no dummie.... Hot girls+ medical field+ Air Force= good times! All in all no matter what service you are an ACTIVE member of ( none of this bullshit "I just swore in last week" shit) you got to have respect for the jobs the other guys do. I'm sure that there are Marines I could beat the shit out of and then other Marines I wouldnt want to look at wrong. I'm just saying that no matter what branch your in your going to have to deal with retards who think that because there in the service it makes them tough. Here in the AF we stay in hotels when the marines are sleeping under their rigs, same with the army but you better bet your ass if the shit hits the fan I'm hoping to god them **ing Marines and Army guys get there **ing fast. I'll patch them up and keep em breathing and get them home or back in the fight. One huge team effort. Its pretty cool, especially when you all meet back up and crack a couple beers together. this is true! one thing i have to add is i have gotten use to doing so much with so little. I do know guys in other branches that complain bc they cant get on the internet and stuff lol but Myself ive gotten use to getting shit on since ive been in even as a sgt i still get shit on just in different ways. I think this could be one of the benefits of being in the Marine Corps. you dont really miss anything bc your not use to having anything( IE top of the line gear,tents, and so on)lol
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12-05-2008, 05:23 PM	#53
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine this is true! one thing i have to add is i have gotten use to doing so much with so little. I do know guys in other branches that complain bc they cant get on the internet and stuff lol but Myself ive gotten use to getting shit on since ive been in even as a sgt i still get shit on just in different ways. I think this could be one of the benefits of being in the Marine Corps. you dont really miss anything bc your not use to having anything( IE top of the line gear,tents, and so on)lol I feel ya. I laugh at the people in my command because they act like every little thing that happens around our place of work is such a HUGE inconvenience to them. They wonder how come I out rank them and have been in less time then them.
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12-05-2008, 05:23 PM	#54
Roy33 Registered User Age: 29 Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 40 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Cant complain in the Air Force..... Well you can complain but dont let the Marines or Army hear you
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12-05-2008, 05:43 PM	#55
fluX fuck off Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,712 Location: Chicago, IL User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread I was so used to getting shit on all the time. That's one thing that you get used to quick in the Marines. We also got all the hand me down shit.
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12-05-2008, 11:03 PM	#56
STEN_(d_slammd_1) AcrophobiA Age: 25 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,446 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL; Ft Stewart, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Roy33 Alright boys..... My turn to weigh in... Active Duty Air Force Medic 10 years now. Were not the toughest but we get treated better. I'm no dummie.... Hot girls+ medical field+ Air Force= good times! All in all no matter what service you are an ACTIVE member of ( none of this bullshit "I just swore in last week" shit) you got to have respect for the jobs the other guys do. I'm sure that there are Marines I could beat the shit out of and then other Marines I wouldnt want to look at wrong. I'm just saying that no matter what branch your in your going to have to deal with retards who think that because there in the service it makes them tough. Here in the AF we stay in hotels when the marines are sleeping under their rigs, same with the army but you better bet your ass if the shit hits the fan I'm hoping to god them **ing Marines and Army guys get there **ing fast. I'll patch them up and keep em breathing and get them home or back in the fight. One huge team effort. Its pretty cool, especially when you all meet back up and crack a couple beers together. Best post here. LOL Active Army - 92F Petroleum Supply Specialist 3rd Infantry Division home of the Dog Face Soldier
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12-05-2008, 11:04 PM	#57
STEN_(d_slammd_1) AcrophobiA Age: 25 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,446 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL; Ft Stewart, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Our whole platoon got dropped in full battle rattle for our motto the other day.... WE LAY PIPE!!!!! LOL EO complaint waiting to happen.
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12-06-2008, 08:46 AM	#58
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by STEN_(d_slammd_1) Our whole platoon got dropped in full battle rattle for our motto the other day.... WE LAY PIPE!!!!! LOL EO complaint waiting to happen. That's some funny shit. Reminds me of the command patch for Verdin back in the day. The patch was a mouse with a yellow head sucking on a tittie. (If you don't get the joke, a Verdin is another name for a bird known as a yellow-headed titmouse.)
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12-06-2008, 11:44 AM	#59
STEN_(d_slammd_1) AcrophobiA Age: 25 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,446 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL; Ft Stewart, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Hahahahahahaha
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12-08-2008, 02:59 PM	#60
Roy33 Registered User Age: 29 Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 40 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by STEN_(d_slammd_1) Best post here. LOL Active Army - 92F Petroleum Supply Specialist 3rd Infantry Division home of the Dog Face Soldier Thanks bro
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12-10-2008, 01:46 PM	#61
Col_Sanders Registered User Age: 26 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 19 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless ** a big ass ship...of course, being on a surface ship PERIOD. All that rocking back and forth would get old as shit. ** being trapped in a tin can underwater. I'll take being above water with internet, e-mail, phone lines, and satellite TV over that anyday. Air National Guard....I dont know what to even say about that. Is that a "I kind of want to be in the military, but I'm scared to do the real thing"
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12-10-2008, 07:26 PM	#62
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Col_Sanders ** being trapped in a tin can underwater. I'll take being above water with internet, e-mail, phone lines, and satellite TV over that anyday. That's the only draw back...no internet, no ready e-mail at anytime, no phone, no tv...I hate you. Quote: Originally Posted by Col_Sanders** Air National Guard....I dont know what to even say about that. Is that a "I kind of want to be in the military, but I'm scared to do the real thing" That sounds about right.
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12-11-2008, 03:40 PM	#63
Col_Sanders Registered User Age: 26 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 19 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread I was on a carrier. We almost always had all of that and barely they ever rock. Of course we rarely ever pulled into anywhere cool and liberty boats suck.
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12-11-2008, 04:28 PM	#64
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread We don't have any of that and we never pulled into anywhere either. We weren't allowed since we possibly had Nukes onboard.
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12-11-2008, 09:13 PM	#65
98SSDude Its HOT here.. Age: 23 Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 26 Location: Tucson User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Yeah ***ing right What a bad ass Air National Guard? You got to be shitting me, that's not even a real service...its about the same as mall security. Don't hate on the ANG. Im in it, there's lots of benefits specially if you want to stay put in one location and focus on a civilian career or be like me and go to school to get a degree and maybe become an officer so i can boss you around!! haha just playin, i love this bullshiting... Oh and im a SRA E-4, my job title "Material Management Specialist" lol nothing fancy, just a short tech school...which is what i wanted... Last edited by 98SSDude : 12-11-2008 at 09:15 PM.*
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12-12-2008, 03:09 AM	#66
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude Don't hate on the ANG. Im in it, Translation - They'll take anybody. Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude there's lots of benefits specially if you want to stay put in one location and focus on a civilian career Translation - Its benefitial to be able to look cool while telling chicks that he is in the military while still living in his parents basement and working at McDonald's Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude or be like me and go to school to get a degree Translation - He hopes to graduate from community college. Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude and maybe become an officer so i can boss you around!! Translation - He believes that he should become an Officer because he know the only respect he'll get is the respect for his uniform, not his leardership skills or personality. Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude Oh and im a SRA E-4, Translation - This the highest rank he will achieve in the ANG unless he becomes an officer OR he has been in for 16 years...whichever comes first. Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude my job title "Material Management Specialist" lol nothing fancy, just a short tech school...which is what i wanted... Translation - He's a military version of a Office Depot employee and he picked something with a short tech school so he could hurry back to his basement bedroom before he missed to many games of D&D with his guild. Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude haha just playin, i love this bullshiting... How's that for bullshitting?
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12-12-2008, 03:16 AM	#67
S-10MASTER You can't say fuck Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,620 Location: 26.34°N 127.78°E -39.96Ft. User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Active Duty Air Force Currently in Okinawa, Japan. POL(Petroleum, Oils, Lubricants) a.k.a. Jet Fueler
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12-12-2008, 04:56 AM	#68
dropped1 bagged1 Age: 23 Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,214 Location: Yokosuka, Japan User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Don't worry-- the internet sucks, but I guess its better than nothing...phone ehh not so much underway. AND good luck with the TV, atleast on a DDG. Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless That's the only draw back...no internet, no ready e-mail at anytime, no phone, no tv...I hate you. That sounds about right.
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12-12-2008, 10:31 PM	#69
98SSDude Its HOT here.. Age: 23 Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 26 Location: Tucson User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Translation - They'll take anybody. Translation - Its benefitial to be able to look cool while telling chicks that he is in the military while still living in his parents basement and working at McDonald's Translation - He hopes to graduate from community college. Translation - He believes that he should become an Officer because he know the only respect he'll get is the respect for his uniform, not his leardership skills or personality. Translation - This the highest rank he will achieve in the ANG unless he becomes an officer OR he has been in for 16 years...whichever comes first. Translation - He's a military version of a Office Depot employee and he picked something with a short tech school so he could hurry back to his basement bedroom before he missed to many games of D&D with his guild. How's that for bullshitting? ** man that must of at least took you 4 hrs....I could probably say something back but since i have more important shit like studying for finals, **ing my girlfriend and hanging out with mature people I guess ill just have to shrug my shoulders and walk away from this ...haha
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12-13-2008, 04:20 PM	#70
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by 98SSDude ** man that must of at least took you 4 hrs....I could probably say something back but since i have more important shit like studying for finals, **ing my girlfriend and hanging out with mature people I guess ill just have to shrug my shoulders and walk away from this ...haha Nah, it only took me a couple of minutes. Why you getting bent out of shape, I thought you liked this bullshit? What's a matter, can't take it? OOooohhhh, it must be because you're only ANG and don't have the real skills. Good luck on your finals and tell you girlfriend hi for me.
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12-13-2008, 05:15 PM	#71
STEN_(d_slammd_1) AcrophobiA Age: 25 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,446 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL; Ft Stewart, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread lol
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12-13-2008, 07:30 PM	#72
98SSDude Its HOT here.. Age: 23 Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 26 Location: Tucson User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Nah, it only took me a couple of minutes. Why you getting bent out of shape, I thought you liked this bullshit? What's a matter, can't take it? OOooohhhh, it must be because you're only ANG and don't have the real skills. Good luck on your finals and tell you girlfriend hi for me. HAHA, never said i didn't like the bullshit, just cannot always bullshit a bullshitter...I have to say your pretty good at bullshitting though there Conrad. Keep it real...
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12-13-2008, 10:15 PM	#73
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Don't you mean comrade?
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12-13-2008, 10:53 PM	#74
slammedcavi Blah.......... Age: 29 Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 685 Location: TX baby!! User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Medically retired U.S. Army....The Army is the best...
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12-14-2008, 12:00 AM	#75
STEN_(d_slammd_1) AcrophobiA Age: 25 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,446 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL; Ft Stewart, GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Thats because he isnt wearing a 3ID patch LOL
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12-14-2008, 03:30 AM	#76
slammedcavi Blah.......... Age: 29 Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 685 Location: TX baby!! User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by STEN_(d_slammd_1) Thats because he isnt wearing a 3ID patch LOL Arggggggghhh 3ID........
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12-14-2008, 03:31 AM	#77
slammedcavi Blah.......... Age: 29 Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 685 Location: TX baby!! User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread
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12-20-2008, 09:15 AM	#78
Col_Sanders Registered User Age: 26 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 19 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by dropped1 Don't worry-- the internet sucks, but I guess its better than nothing...phone ehh not so much underway. AND good luck with the TV, atleast on a DDG. Yeah, the internet was sloooowwww. Except during GQ when only the department heads had access. I had the password to get on and it was pretty damn fast. Did you get the Fashion Channel over in the Med? 24 hours of hot ass European women walking around near nekkid or in lingerie. Awesome channel.
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12-20-2008, 10:00 AM	#79
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Yeah, I hate you guys and your underway internet/tv...
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12-20-2008, 10:26 PM	#80
sdimeguy2007 Anti-Bag Coalition Age: 23 Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 420 Location: Bossier City, Louisiana User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Active Duty Air Force, B-52H Aero Repair, to be in this group you have to have a certain mentality if your new, you get rolled (taped up, etc etc) if you PCS (you get rolled) if you back talk or dont know a task guess what, you get rolled. We and the Phase Inspection Team (which im also part of) have a huge history of bein best of the best in the Maintenance Group and we like to show it Last edited by sdimeguy2007 : 12-20-2008 at 10:30 PM.
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12-20-2008, 11:28 PM	#81
94 SS S10 4.3 94 S10 355 Tremec Age: 26 Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 304 Location: NC near Charlotte User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine Marine Corps data communications Oh Yes Love that 29 Palms. I also spent some time there.and Yes I am comm also. Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn. Marine corps is the mens department of the Navy USMC-active duty have honor, courage, and commitment -reservist have honor and courage (i guess 2 out of 3 isnt bad?) THis is true also.. The Seabees here in Iraq on my base rock. The Corpsmen freaking rock too . Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless So you use typewriters at work? Typewriter? WTF is that? USMC 5th Regiment SMART-T Operator IRAQ and yes still here in this Sh!tHole 13 months and no no, UNITED STATES MARINES , ARE SIMPLY THE BEST. Last edited by 94 SS S10 4.3 : 12-20-2008 at 11:31 PM.
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12-20-2008, 11:47 PM	#82
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by 94 SS S10 4.3 and no no, UNITED STATES MARINES , ARE SIMPLY THE BEST. ^^^^ Yeah right. Nah, I'm just ****ing with you. Watch your head while you're still over there man.
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12-20-2008, 11:55 PM	#83
94 SS S10 4.3 94 S10 355 Tremec Age: 26 Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 304 Location: NC near Charlotte User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Thanx man, should be outta here in a few weeks
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12-22-2008, 08:20 AM	#84
slammedcavi Blah.......... Age: 29 Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 685 Location: TX baby!! User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Yea, be safe over there bro, and no, you guys arent the best..... Army is.....
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12-22-2008, 06:17 PM	#85
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Wrong again!
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