Military BSing Thread

Joker Relentless · 12-01-2008, 10:43 PM

Okay guys, we all know that we are good at bullshitting one another when it comes to jokes of one branch being better than the other....SO, while whoreing up another thread, I got the idea to start this one.

So let's hear it...who the hell things they can talk shit better?

Garage Customs · 12-01-2008, 10:44 PM

what branch r u ? status ?

Joker Relentless · 12-01-2008, 11:04 PM

Navy...active duty Submariner

It gets no better

Yourself?

Jadesmarine · 12-01-2008, 11:18 PM

Marine Corps data communications

yepitslow · 12-01-2008, 11:23 PM

Marine active duty
i train my reservest to smack around active duty Submariner's

Garage Customs · 12-01-2008, 11:24 PM

Army National Guard, 1 weekend a month ( sometimes)

dngrous_dime · 12-01-2008, 11:26 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Garage Customs

Army National Guard, 1 weekend a month ( sometimes)

hooah.... Got a Christmas party to go to this weekend.. yay for door prizes, maybe THIS year I'll get the TV.

Jadesmarine · 12-01-2008, 11:36 PM

seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn.

Marine corps is the mens department of the Navy

USMC-active duty have honor, courage, and commitment
-reservist have honor and courage (i guess 2 out of 3 isnt bad?)

yepitslow · 12-01-2008, 11:37 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine

seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn.

Marine corps is the mens department of the Navy

true dat brotha

Garage Customs · 12-01-2008, 11:43 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

hooah.... Got a Christmas party to go to this weekend.. yay for door prizes, maybe THIS year I'll get the TV.

lol, hey me too.

Joker Relentless · 12-01-2008, 11:58 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine

Marine Corps data communications

So you use typewriters at work?

Joker Relentless · 12-01-2008, 11:59 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow

Marine active duty
i train my reservest to smack around active duty Submariner's

Highly unlikely...you've never been on or around a submarine base or else you would know better.

Joker Relentless · 12-02-2008, 12:00 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Garage Customs

Army National Guard, 1 weekend a month ( sometimes)

Okay...you don't count in this discussion. GTFO.

Joker Relentless · 12-02-2008, 12:02 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine

seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn.

Marine corps is the mens department of the Navy

If you'd ever seen corpsman being trained after they get out of boot camp you would take your chances with the bullets.

Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine

USMC-active duty have honor, courage, and commitment
-reservist have honor and courage (i guess 2 out of 3 isnt bad?)

That's good, I'll have to remember that.

POS10_4.3 · 12-03-2008, 03:38 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Highly unlikely...you've never been on or around a submarine base or else you would know better.

hahaha....thats funny I live by Kingsbay Naval Base and I've been beatin the shit outta Navy fags since I was 17 and had the pleasure to been a spectator of the sport since I was 15, and yes they deserved it.

Air National Guard
Communications

yepitslow · 12-03-2008, 06:02 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Highly unlikely...you've never been on or around a submarine base or else you would know better.

ya because i dont have to go to groton NAVEL SUB BASE, 4 times a month, your right man, all i see on that base is a bunch of fat ass navy guys all kissing my ass every time i go there... I have to go this friday so i will be sure to be on my best behavior so i dont get beat down!

i mean not all of the navy is bad when i was stationed in Japan, before i was married i gave it to a new Navy girl once a month, although not hard due to what they have to pick from in their service..

AntonyJ1214 · 12-03-2008, 08:08 AM

Well being a former submariner and my girls family is a family of Marines... I have one thing to say...... Best Marine is a SUBMARINE! haha kidding we did have that motto when I was in the Navy. Although I have many Navy/Marine/Army/AF/CG friends. Its still fun poking fun at one another. Calling Coast Guard peeps puddle pirates is always fun haha.

Joker Relentless · 12-03-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3

hahaha....thats funny I live by Kingsbay Naval Base and I've been beatin the shit outta Navy fags since I was 17 and had the pleasure to been a spectator of the sport since I was 15, and yes they deserved it.

Yeah ****ing right

What a bad ass

Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3

Air National Guard
Communications

Air National Guard? You got to be shitting me, that's not even a real service...its about the same as mall security.

Joker Relentless · 12-03-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow

ya because i dont have to go to groton NAVEL SUB BASE, 4 times a month, your right man, all i see on that base is a bunch of fat ass navy guys all kissing my ass every time i go there... I have to go this friday so i will be sure to be on my best behavior so i dont get beat down!

Okay...okay...lets leave Groton out of this. That place is a shit whole and attracts shit heads...I can't believe I'm even admitting that place exist.

Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow

i mean not all of the navy is bad when i was stationed in Japan, before i was married i gave it to a new Navy girl once a month, although not hard due to what they have to pick from in their service..

Amen to that shit! I don't know how we end up with all that fat, trailer park rejects.

But heh...you were the one ****ing her, not me.

yepitslow · 12-03-2008, 01:33 PM

no i will give it to you some navy girls are hot as hell, its just the men they have to choose from in the navy that sends them to us

Joker Relentless · 12-03-2008, 01:40 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow

no i will give it to you some navy girls are hot as hell, its just the men they have to choose from in the navy that sends them to us

There's hot girls in the Navy?

Holy shit, I've never seen any, I didn't even know they existed. They must be real elusive...kind of like the Loch Ness Monster or the chupacabra.

The hottest chick I've ever seen in ANY branch was some sort of heavy equipment operator in the Army.

dngrous_dime · 12-03-2008, 01:47 PM

Air Force chicks > all

Joker Relentless · 12-03-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

Air Force chicks > all

I know one that I'll sell you...her daddy is a chaplin or something and she's an E3 or E4...absolute WHORE...any takers?

dngrous_dime · 12-03-2008, 03:31 PM

pics first.

Joker Relentless · 12-03-2008, 03:51 PM

I'll see if I still have any on my computer.

I'm only asking $.50 though, so does it really matter?

Jadesmarine · 12-03-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

So you use typewriters at work?

Negative- Optic Wire(aka fiber wire), multimeters, radios, tactical air operation modules, krypto so on

(lateral moved from combat engineer where i only played with explosives. the communications field isnt as fun but more technical

POS10_4.3 · 12-03-2008, 11:11 PM

[quote=Joker Relentless;5806222]Yeah ****ing right

What a bad ass

haha..... yeah i'm a badass for beatin the shit outta some navy guys that like to run their mouths and think they can get away with anything just cause they are military. My little brother could knock most of these navy fags around here out, and for the mall cop thing yeah I'm the mall cop that ****s your ole' lady while your out to sea for six months playing tummy sticks with your squid, poopy dick navy boyfreinds

davidcombs · 12-03-2008, 11:23 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine

seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn.

I agree with you here. Of course I am a little biased. I'm a Seabee(BU1)... i dont see how anyone could be on a ship man. i would go crazy...

Joker Relentless · 12-03-2008, 11:33 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine

Negative- Optic Wire(aka fiber wire), multimeters, radios, tactical air operation modules, krypto so on

(lateral moved from combat engineer where i only played with explosives. the communications field isnt as fun but more technical

Yeah...I do COMMS too. **** some Crypto.

Joker Relentless · 12-03-2008, 11:36 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3

haha..... yeah i'm a badass for beatin the shit outta some navy guys that like to run their mouths and think they can get away with anything just cause they are military. My little brother could knock most of these navy fags around here out, and for the mall cop thing yeah I'm the mall cop that ****s your ole' lady while your out to sea for six months playing tummy sticks with your squid, poopy dick navy boyfreinds

Come beat my ass then

****ing my 'ole lady huh? Whatever, as long as you ain't here when I come back from sea, what do I care? Besides, I just asked my wife about ****ing some gay ass Air National Guard faggot and she told me that she isn't that desperate. She says if she's going to **** somebody, she's all about the Marines.

That bitch.

Joker Relentless · 12-03-2008, 11:38 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by davidcombs

I agree with you here. Of course I am a little biased. I'm a Seabee(BU1)... i dont see how anyone could be on a ship man. i would go crazy...

**** a big ass ship...of course, **** being on a surface ship PERIOD. All that rocking back and forth would get old as shit.

POS10_4.3 · 12-03-2008, 11:41 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Come beat my ass then

****ing my 'ole lady huh? Whatever, as long as you ain't here when I come back from sea, what do I care? Besides, I just asked my wife about ****ing some gay ass Air National Guard faggot and she told me that she isn't that desperate. She says if she's going to **** somebody, she's all about the Marines. That bitch.

alright you got me I'm just giving up cause your wife likes marines, you got enough problems as it is, but for real most of the navy guys around here are fags probably like 8 outt 10 of of them are total doosh bags. and btw I'm dating a mastercheifs daughter right now and he's pretty cool, though he looks like he wants to stick a knife in my throat sometimes

yepitslow · 12-03-2008, 11:42 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Come beat my ass then

****ing my 'ole lady huh? Whatever, as long as you ain't here when I come back from sea, what do I care? Besides, I just asked my wife about ****ing some gay ass Air National Guard faggot and she told me that she isn't that desperate. She says if she's going to **** somebody, she's all about the Marines. That bitch.

well at least she has good taste lol

Joker Relentless · 12-03-2008, 11:46 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow

well at least she has good taste lol

That's a matter of opinion.

Joker Relentless · 12-04-2008, 12:37 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3

hahaha....thats funny I live by Kingsbay Naval Base and I've been beatin the shit outta Navy fags since I was 17 and had the pleasure to been a spectator of the sport since I was 15, and yes they deserved it.

Air National Guard
Communications

Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3

haha..... yeah i'm a badass for beatin the shit outta some navy guys that like to run their mouths and think they can get away with anything just cause they are military. My little brother could knock most of these navy fags around here out, and for the mall cop thing yeah I'm the mall cop that ****s your ole' lady while your out to sea for six months playing tummy sticks with your squid, poopy dick navy boyfreinds

Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3

alright you got me I'm just giving up cause your wife likes marines, you got enough problems as it is, but for real most of the navy guys around here are fags probably like 8 outt 10 of of them are total doosh bags. and btw I'm dating a mastercheifs daughter right now and he's pretty cool, though he looks like he wants to stick a knife in my throat sometimes

All three of these post are void. After what I just read in another thread, you're not even in the military yet. How the **** you gonna come in here and pass yourself off as Air National Guard when you just took you're oath last week? You haven't even been to Boot yet. **** you for trying to play yourself off as something your not when there is other guys in here that are actually IN the military, you ****ing fake.

Take your ass back to McDonald's and make some more burgers.

You can come back when you've actually made it through Boot.

dngrous_dime · 12-04-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

All three of these post are void. After what I just read in another thread, you're not even in the military yet. How the **** you gonna come in here and pass yourself off as Air National Guard when you just took you're oath last week? You haven't even been to Boot yet. **** you for trying to play yourself off as something your not when there is other guys in here that are actually IN the military, you ****ing fake.

Take your ass back to McDonald's and make some more burgers.

You can come back when you've actually made it through Boot.

Zing!!!

And ANG is like Air Farce Lite....

Joker Relentless · 12-04-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

Zing!!!

And ANG is like Air Farce Lite....

He's not even in ANG though.

POS10_4.3 · 12-04-2008, 11:31 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

He's not even in ANG though.

????????? don't really get what your saying here I just swore in a week ago and I'm not a part of the military? yes I haven't gone to basic yet but that dosn't mean I'm not a part of the military. I guess i struck a nerve w/ you or something man you need to chill the **** out, and like I stated in the other thread i wasn't giving any advice, I was just sharing my story so far with the ANG sorry if I offended you in someway but get off my back.

dngrous_dime · 12-05-2008, 12:44 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

He's not even in ANG though.

That was a separate comment, not to imply that he's an actual military member of any credence or value whatsoever.

And yeah, until you graduate Basic, you're not officially a soldier, airman, Marine, or Semen....

POS10_4.3 · 12-05-2008, 12:57 AM

yeah I understand that I'm not an Airmen yet and I never said I was, I'm just a member of the ANG at this point. I guess I'll just shutup until I get back back from boot whenever that'll be

dngrous_dime · 12-05-2008, 01:07 AM

Yah, do that.... I'd call you a noob, but you've been around a while. But for christ's sake, 89 posts? damn....

POS10_4.3 · 12-05-2008, 01:13 AM

yeah I know, I've been off and on the forum and between here and fullsizechevy forum, my s-10 is collecting dust in the backyard right now waitin for a 5.3 and t-56 so I haven't really been on here alot until recently I've been gettin all the research and stuff done.

POS10_4.3 · 12-05-2008, 01:38 AM

accidental post ignore it

fluX · 12-05-2008, 01:06 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

Come beat my ass then

****ing my 'ole lady huh? Whatever, as long as you ain't here when I come back from sea, what do I care? Besides, I just asked my wife about ****ing some gay ass Air National Guard faggot and she told me that she isn't that desperate. She says if she's going to **** somebody, she's all about the Marines. That bitch.

Shit, tell your wife to call me then.

fluX · 12-05-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

That was a separate comment, not to imply that he's an actual military member of any credence or value whatsoever.

And yeah, until you graduate Basic, you're not officially a soldier, airman, Marine, or Semen....

I think you meant Seaman?

dngrous_dime · 12-05-2008, 01:11 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by fluX

I think you meant Seaman?

same difference.

Roy33 · 12-05-2008, 01:58 PM

Alright boys..... My turn to weigh in...

Active Duty Air Force Medic 10 years now. Were not the toughest but we get treated better. I'm no dummie.... Hot girls+ medical field+ Air Force= good times!

All in all no matter what service you are an ACTIVE member of ( none of this bullshit "I just swore in last week" shit) you got to have respect for the jobs the other guys do.

I'm sure that there are Marines I could beat the shit out of and then other Marines I wouldnt want to look at wrong. I'm just saying that no matter what branch your in your going to have to deal with retards who think that because there in the service it makes them tough.

Here in the AF we stay in hotels when the marines are sleeping under their rigs, same with the army but you better bet your ass if the shit hits the fan I'm hoping to god them ****ing Marines and Army guys get there ****ing fast. I'll patch them up and keep em breathing and get them home or back in the fight. One huge team effort. Its pretty cool, especially when you all meet back up and crack a couple beers together.

Roy33 · 12-05-2008, 02:05 PM

Navy is cool too but we dont get to work with them as much.

Joker Relentless · 12-05-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime

same difference.

****er

fluX · 12-05-2008, 03:09 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless

****er

I thought I told you to tell your wife to call me.

j/k

12-01-2008, 10:43 PM	#1
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Military BSing Thread Okay guys, we all know that we are good at bullshitting one another when it comes to jokes of one branch being better than the other....SO, while whoreing up another thread, I got the idea to start this one. So let's hear it...who the hell things they can talk shit better?
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12-01-2008, 10:44 PM	#2
Garage Customs Kurrupted Kreations Age: 24 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,284 Location: Tulare, Ca User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread what branch r u ? status ?
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12-01-2008, 11:04 PM	#3
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Navy...active duty Submariner It gets no better Yourself?
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12-01-2008, 11:18 PM	#4
Jadesmarine Adapt And Overcome! Age: 25 Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,118 Location: 29 Palms User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Marine Corps data communications
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12-01-2008, 11:23 PM	#5
yepitslow FUCK MY TRUCK Age: 29 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 919 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Marine active duty i train my reservest to smack around active duty Submariner's
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12-01-2008, 11:24 PM	#6
Garage Customs Kurrupted Kreations Age: 24 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,284 Location: Tulare, Ca User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Army National Guard, 1 weekend a month ( sometimes)
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12-01-2008, 11:26 PM	#7
dngrous_dime Project Classified LIVES! Age: 29 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,190 Location: 49633 User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Garage Customs Army National Guard, 1 weekend a month ( sometimes) hooah.... Got a Christmas party to go to this weekend.. yay for door prizes, maybe THIS year I'll get the TV.
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12-01-2008, 11:36 PM	#8
Jadesmarine Adapt And Overcome! Age: 25 Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,118 Location: 29 Palms User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn. Marine corps is the mens department of the Navy USMC-active duty have honor, courage, and commitment -reservist have honor and courage (i guess 2 out of 3 isnt bad?) Last edited by Jadesmarine : 12-01-2008 at 11:39 PM.
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12-01-2008, 11:37 PM	#9
yepitslow FUCK MY TRUCK Age: 29 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 919 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn. Marine corps is the mens department of the Navy true dat brotha
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12-01-2008, 11:43 PM	#10
Garage Customs Kurrupted Kreations Age: 24 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,284 Location: Tulare, Ca User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime hooah.... Got a Christmas party to go to this weekend.. yay for door prizes, maybe THIS year I'll get the TV. lol, hey me too.
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12-01-2008, 11:58 PM	#11
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine Marine Corps data communications So you use typewriters at work?
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12-01-2008, 11:59 PM	#12
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow Marine active duty i train my reservest to smack around active duty Submariner's Highly unlikely...you've never been on or around a submarine base or else you would know better.
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12-02-2008, 12:00 AM	#13
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Garage Customs Army National Guard, 1 weekend a month ( sometimes) Okay...you don't count in this discussion. GTFO.
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12-02-2008, 12:02 AM	#14
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn. Marine corps is the mens department of the Navy If you'd ever seen corpsman being trained after they get out of boot camp you would take your chances with the bullets. Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine USMC-active duty have honor, courage, and commitment -reservist have honor and courage (i guess 2 out of 3 isnt bad?) That's good, I'll have to remember that.
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12-03-2008, 03:38 AM	#15
POS10_4.3 Registered User Age: 20 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 95 Location: Woodbine,GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Highly unlikely...you've never been on or around a submarine base or else you would know better. hahaha....thats funny I live by Kingsbay Naval Base and I've been beatin the shit outta Navy fags since I was 17 and had the pleasure to been a spectator of the sport since I was 15, and yes they deserved it. Air National Guard Communications Last edited by POS10_4.3 : 12-03-2008 at 03:42 AM.
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12-03-2008, 06:02 AM	#16
yepitslow FUCK MY TRUCK Age: 29 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 919 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Highly unlikely...you've never been on or around a submarine base or else you would know better. ya because i dont have to go to groton NAVEL SUB BASE, 4 times a month, your right man, all i see on that base is a bunch of fat ass navy guys all kissing my ass every time i go there... I have to go this friday so i will be sure to be on my best behavior so i dont get beat down! i mean not all of the navy is bad when i was stationed in Japan, before i was married i gave it to a new Navy girl once a month, although not hard due to what they have to pick from in their service..
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12-03-2008, 08:08 AM	#17
AntonyJ1214 Final Descent VA Chapter Age: 25 Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 99 Location: Newport News, VA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Well being a former submariner and my girls family is a family of Marines... I have one thing to say...... Best Marine is a SUBMARINE! haha kidding we did have that motto when I was in the Navy. Although I have many Navy/Marine/Army/AF/CG friends. Its still fun poking fun at one another. Calling Coast Guard peeps puddle pirates is always fun haha. Last edited by AntonyJ1214 : 12-03-2008 at 08:11 AM.
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12-03-2008, 01:24 PM	#18
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3 hahaha....thats funny I live by Kingsbay Naval Base and I've been beatin the shit outta Navy fags since I was 17 and had the pleasure to been a spectator of the sport since I was 15, and yes they deserved it. Yeah **ing right What a bad ass Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3** Air National Guard Communications Air National Guard? You got to be shitting me, that's not even a real service...its about the same as mall security. Last edited by Joker Relentless : 12-03-2008 at 01:27 PM.
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12-03-2008, 01:27 PM	#19
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow ya because i dont have to go to groton NAVEL SUB BASE, 4 times a month, your right man, all i see on that base is a bunch of fat ass navy guys all kissing my ass every time i go there... I have to go this friday so i will be sure to be on my best behavior so i dont get beat down! Okay...okay...lets leave Groton out of this. That place is a shit whole and attracts shit heads...I can't believe I'm even admitting that place exist. Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow i mean not all of the navy is bad when i was stationed in Japan, before i was married i gave it to a new Navy girl once a month, although not hard due to what they have to pick from in their service.. Amen to that shit! I don't know how we end up with all that fat, trailer park rejects. But heh...you were the one ****ing her, not me.
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12-03-2008, 01:33 PM	#20
yepitslow FUCK MY TRUCK Age: 29 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 919 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread no i will give it to you some navy girls are hot as hell, its just the men they have to choose from in the navy that sends them to us
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12-03-2008, 01:40 PM	#21
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow no i will give it to you some navy girls are hot as hell, its just the men they have to choose from in the navy that sends them to us There's hot girls in the Navy? Holy shit, I've never seen any, I didn't even know they existed. They must be real elusive...kind of like the Loch Ness Monster or the chupacabra. The hottest chick I've ever seen in ANY branch was some sort of heavy equipment operator in the Army.
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12-03-2008, 01:47 PM	#22
dngrous_dime Project Classified LIVES! Age: 29 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,190 Location: 49633 User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Air Force chicks > all
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12-03-2008, 03:22 PM	#23
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by dngrous_dime Air Force chicks > all I know one that I'll sell you...her daddy is a chaplin or something and she's an E3 or E4...absolute WHORE...any takers?
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12-03-2008, 03:31 PM	#24
dngrous_dime Project Classified LIVES! Age: 29 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,190 Location: 49633 User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread pics first.
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12-03-2008, 03:51 PM	#25
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread I'll see if I still have any on my computer. I'm only asking $.50 though, so does it really matter?
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12-03-2008, 04:48 PM	#26
Jadesmarine Adapt And Overcome! Age: 25 Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,118 Location: 29 Palms User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless So you use typewriters at work? Negative- Optic Wire(aka fiber wire), multimeters, radios, tactical air operation modules, krypto so on (lateral moved from combat engineer where i only played with explosives. the communications field isnt as fun but more technical
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12-03-2008, 11:11 PM	#27
POS10_4.3 Registered User Age: 20 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 95 Location: Woodbine,GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread [quote=Joker Relentless;5806222]Yeah **ing right What a bad ass haha..... yeah i'm a badass for beatin the shit outta some navy guys that like to run their mouths and think they can get away with anything just cause they are military. My little brother could knock most of these navy fags around here out, and for the mall cop thing yeah I'm the mall cop that **s your ole' lady while your out to sea for six months playing tummy sticks with your squid, poopy dick navy boyfreinds
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12-03-2008, 11:23 PM	#28
davidcombs Registered User Age: 28 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 174 Location: cali User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine seabees(spellcheck) and corpsman only ones worth a damn. I agree with you here. Of course I am a little biased. I'm a Seabee(BU1)... i dont see how anyone could be on a ship man. i would go crazy...
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12-03-2008, 11:33 PM	#29
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Jadesmarine Negative- Optic Wire(aka fiber wire), multimeters, radios, tactical air operation modules, krypto so on (lateral moved from combat engineer where i only played with explosives. the communications field isnt as fun but more technical Yeah...I do COMMS too. **** some Crypto.
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12-03-2008, 11:36 PM	#30
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3 haha..... yeah i'm a badass for beatin the shit outta some navy guys that like to run their mouths and think they can get away with anything just cause they are military. My little brother could knock most of these navy fags around here out, and for the mall cop thing yeah I'm the mall cop that **s your ole' lady while your out to sea for six months playing tummy sticks with your squid, poopy dick navy boyfreinds Come beat my ass then ing my 'ole lady huh? Whatever, as long as you ain't here when I come back from sea, what do I care? Besides, I just asked my wife about ing some gay ass Air National Guard faggot and she told me that she isn't that desperate. She says if she's going to ** somebody, she's all about the Marines. That bitch.
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12-03-2008, 11:38 PM	#31
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by davidcombs I agree with you here. Of course I am a little biased. I'm a Seabee(BU1)... i dont see how anyone could be on a ship man. i would go crazy... ** a big ass ship...of course, ** being on a surface ship PERIOD. All that rocking back and forth would get old as shit.
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12-03-2008, 11:41 PM	#32
POS10_4.3 Registered User Age: 20 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 95 Location: Woodbine,GA User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Come beat my ass then **ing my 'ole lady huh? Whatever, as long as you ain't here when I come back from sea, what do I care? Besides, I just asked my wife about ing some gay ass Air National Guard faggot and she told me that she isn't that desperate. She says if she's going to ** somebody, she's all about the Marines. That bitch. alright you got me I'm just giving up cause your wife likes marines, you got enough problems as it is, but for real most of the navy guys around here are fags probably like 8 outt 10 of of them are total doosh bags. and btw I'm dating a mastercheifs daughter right now and he's pretty cool, though he looks like he wants to stick a knife in my throat sometimes Last edited by POS10_4.3 : 12-03-2008 at 11:46 PM.
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12-03-2008, 11:42 PM	#33
yepitslow FUCK MY TRUCK Age: 29 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 919 Location: User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by Joker Relentless Come beat my ass then **ing my 'ole lady huh? Whatever, as long as you ain't here when I come back from sea, what do I care? Besides, I just asked my wife about ing some gay ass Air National Guard faggot and she told me that she isn't that desperate. She says if she's going to ** somebody, she's all about the Marines. That bitch. well at least she has good taste lol
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12-03-2008, 11:46 PM	#34
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by yepitslow well at least she has good taste lol That's a matter of opinion.
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12-04-2008, 12:37 PM	#35
Joker Relentless Who's got the fish? Age: 26 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,914 Location: Antartica User is: OffLine	Re: Military BSing Thread Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3 hahaha....thats funny I live by Kingsbay Naval Base and I've been beatin the shit outta Navy fags since I was 17 and had the pleasure to been a spectator of the sport since I was 15, and yes they deserved it. Air National Guard Communications Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3 haha..... yeah i'm a badass for beatin the shit outta some navy guys that like to run their mouths and think they can get away with anything just cause they are military. My little brother could knock most of these navy fags around here out, and for the mall cop thing yeah I'm the mall cop that **s your ole' lady while your out to sea for six months playing tummy sticks with your squid, poopy dick navy boyfreinds Quote: Originally Posted by POS10_4.3 alright you got me I'm just giving up cause your wife likes marines, you got enough problems as it is, but for real most of the navy guys around here are fags probably like 8 outt 10 of of them are total doosh bags. and btw I'm dating a mastercheifs daughter right now and he's pretty cool, though he looks like he wants to stick a knife in my throat sometimes All three of these post are void. After what I just read in another thread, you're not even in the military yet. How the you gonna come in here and pass yourself off as Air National Guard when you just took you're oath last week? You haven't even been to Boot yet. you for trying to play yourself off as something your not when there is other guys in here that are actually IN the military, you **ing fake. Take your ass back to McDonald's and make some more burgers. You can come back when you've actually made it through Boot.
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